Neverending Rap Battle

i aint no eminem that i do know
but im glad im an individual
just to show you im in my own class
show me respect before i whop yalls ass
if you think you have balls to go against me
then set up a battle and we'll just have to see

ok u need to quit yo lyan
i actualy know this guy his real name is ryan
if his rap was a sell aint nobody buyan
give me 30 seconds with this full and ill leave him cruing
by the time he gets this he,ll be done repliyan

SUCKER

clark reminds me of a shark
everytime he gose up to somebody they run away
so e spends every night alone
and the only way he'll be loved is wit a clone
so clark you tink you can beat me
well you cant so why dont you quite home

its easy to c u aint no eminem
u ryme worse then a kindergarden kid
ill put u in the past like has did
u aint no idivisual u follow the crowd
ill proudly make a rap about u and scream it out loud
and if i walked into ur room ud probly duck down
imll do u just like alison pitty
imll leave ur rymes marked just like calises in ur citty
i bring out true facts
u can lean back
u a tall tell just like jack in the bean sack
i mean stalk
everyone should be just like u and walk
cuz imll leave u speedh less like u cant even talk
and no i dont wanna talk it out ill blow of ur legs and u can walk it out

SUCKER

clark man what are you doin in my room
you say i go with the crowd
but i dont go wit you
you say you will do me
thats just a little screwy

clark just to let u know im dissin
so dont go missin
you act like you own me
your only just my homie
you walk in my shadow
but you need to catch up
cause your rhymes are just hollow

im in ur room cuz im yo daddy
im there to tuck u in
just tell ur mamma to hit me up again
you a babby put u in your crib
and if u ever grow up imll bust ur rib
oh me and yo ma just had a argument
in ur 4 by 4 apartment
u call a home
with ur rymes against me imll always be on the thrown

want to talk about hollow
like ur brain im the only man u follow
im a pro u a amature ill c u at the appolo
and we mite be homies
but i bite threw ur rymes rabies foaming
and u mite be dissing
but atleast i wernt with alison kissing
and if i really wanted to kill u ur bodied go missing
and acid burnt through ur bodie
now go back to ur hotel and wate for me in the loby

clark at least got a home
the only thing you own is just a little comb
man it must suck to be you
cause your girlfriend told me your te size of a baby shoe
so know im the big daddy
and i just kicked you out of ur thrown
and took your girl too

if i go to the loby
you'll probably be in a red dress
fantizing about ryan secrest
then taking hes pictuer in your bedroom
3 minutes later
eww is that bird poo

ill fire a full clip of lyrical amunition
and killing u is now part of my mision
imll play this game with no compitition
imll own u cuz i make the desicions
by the way shadow and holow dont ryme
whats taking u so long i gues u running out of lines
and well its getting late ill tell ur mom its ur bed time
i know ur ex girl friends at the best they wwere negetive 5s
but mines like a bank 1 billion dimes

SUCKER

yea it does suck to be me
cuz when i look at u u cant c what i see
ur pipled faced and all around ugly
and ur getting to be a lil bugging
so ill put u out ur miseiry
and yes i mean u rslave23

SUCKER

my lines must be treatning cause you want to kill me
and you want go away so you can tast someting creamy
and im sorry you only love mj is dead
but know at least you can rip off is head

clark for one your pimples are bigger then me
and your last girlfriend look like she was 1003
and i forgot you got rape by a fat man
and when it was over u did the can can

u cant make fun of mj
just look at it this way
atleast i wasnt there when u pay
those guys
to give u a shake with some fries
just keep saying ur good just keep telling u lies
cuz my lil bro would kill u with nursery rhymes
i already tuked u in and put u to bed
dont get up again unless u wanna be dead
and u probly do
cuz u still sound like blues clues
haha and u aint got no one to call boo
u lost ur girl alison and kriston
now my hearts pumping like a piston
or a pistol
but eather way u die through my lyrical misle
ill toy with ur mind like a dinner utencil
ill go even farther ill kill u with my pincel
and u aint a threat
cuz man did u forget
ur worst memory u told me u probly regret
and now im done u problt tiked we ever met

u make fun of my last girl kriston
but you told me that you been wishin
to let u know she wont have any part of you
so why dont you just take a clue
that your no ladys man you threw
y do you want to put me to bed
feelin sleepy lines bein misred
im just gettin started
and your just retarded
im nursery school?
at least im not a fool
i keep finding my vacume cleaner in your closet
and theres allways white stuff on it
you wanna be me dude just admit it

dont get me started on pimples
u got a million that maches ur moms wrinkles
like the uteinle this my food give me a couple sprikles
nah that was the cherry on top
now lets bring terry on top
u know what im saying he mayed ur mouth drop
nah u froze when u saw him u made the cops
and ambilance show up to unfreaze u
im still keeping it real and u still c through
even with baggy pants u still bleed through
did i make u mad i didnt mean to
i just remembered
u gave me bday punches in the winter
and now im gettin u back the day after december
u get lyricaly punched
and if im liquor ull all be lyricaly drunk
and if we were in the same room id get the top bunk
and yes we do battle at lunch
but thats because ur the snack after i munch
all thease other ppl are afraid have u ever heard of such
thats some real bull
unlike u and kelsey im keeping it cool
cuz u told the teacher i was breaking the rules
but u cant do it here cuz im the profesor
ur so far one and only agreeser
and im about to teach u alesson
ur 1 year to late class in sesion
concider me ur 1 and only blesson
dont make me start dissin how ur dresson
u by a 5 dolar jacket and said u payed more get to confessin
u said u payed 80
and if that is true u just strait up krazy
just like ur rhymes u continuosly lazy
look at my rhymes so long if urs was half this size
id be mizmorized
thanks for reading my letter now its time to say goodbye

your a good rapper ill give you that
but it sounds like your about to skat
i might be white trash
and i might not be spoiled by mommy and daddy
but you need to relize im self taut and you ask people to help you
but im my own man you follow the crowd
and i chose to be loud
im better then you think cause i teach myself
and not like you you preach about yourself
so wit you girl the cow
what are you going to say about me know

thanks for the props
and u r spoiled by ur pops
u live on the island
u wouldnt last a day over on my land
and u bangcock like thiland
my girls a cow she was ur best friend
until u tried out for wreslein
i bet u got no more lines
cuz ur so hesitent

clark you can never live wher i am
for me every thing is a scam
you live in the island to
but i live were the gangsters go threw
every year i hear a person get shot
so you dont know wuts its like to be me
so why dont you make your hand creamy