Neverending Rap Battle

how bout we just ignore this chick
we all know we could snap her like a twig
her raps to short
theres nothing to come back and put on the port
sounds like shes young
but her words remind me of cows dung
i think im gonna walk away from her now
cuz there aint anything to diss bout so chow
and lord dont worry dude
i like ya ya gold with a big ass tude
thats wut im talkin bout
lets let her leave and pout
lets murder this clown
get her outta dis town

Say I am a damn girl
But hey you where pearls
I belive you gay from the way
You line your rhymes
But I order a truse
Because I don't wanna juice you like
The lemon you are
You leave me and I leave you
Even though I got your head up your ass foo!

i dont wear the pearl
im the one ta give it 2 a girl
my rhymes dont mean nothin
ya rhymes are like the pillow stuffin
they may be compfy
but some i just hate cuz dey to lumpy
il like ta drink juice
ya can send out a truse
wont do much to this rap
but least its betta than ya crap
i love that ya keep tryin
ya got nothin gainst me in a rhyme
my heads on ma shoulders
least my eggo isnt as big as a boulder
ma words are gettin golder
urs just keep gettin older
people chant ma name
like when people scream at a hockey game
im in the hall of fame
i cant believe how ya words are so lame
ya got nothin agianst me
im a really good MC
just like biggie smalls
thats why women grabben on ma ballz

this game is in my blood i aint fuckin wit no crypt
wanna kiss tha bullets bring tha heat to ya lip
say you gettin money dont come on my strip
bakin in my kitchen you can watch the **** flip
you suck mothafucka here i'll let ya have a dick
cant hold the fuckin weight so i tell ya getta grip
moneys liquidatin you can hear the **** drip
and the labels makin offers i'm the one they speakin wit
bring ya ass to school cuz they told me teach ya bitch
my flow is wit the money you can hear it leakin it
ha, i'm mothafuckin genius
school you on the block so i guess i'm on my street ****
givin up my talent so i said ya keepin it
my flow'll **** you over you're the one its sleepin wit

I am already in school twit
Your not the "motha" genius you can't spell prick
And I think you want the balls to lick
As you a ideot so suck the dick

alright kid beat settle down this murder passion
ya lines are like a joke i'm just sittin here laughin
you aint fuckin perfect i can see ya need practice
fire on the track so the heat i'm comin back wit
i run this fuckin game you can get up out my track bitch
i see ya somersaults ima start up on the back flips
flows so cold you cant even fuckin grasp it
throw this metaphor you cant even fuckin catch it
slow it down i-d-i-o-t
lines so popular that i swear you wanna know me
asking where you at and i see you down below me
you say you ******* good well i'ma sit here 'till you show me
so do it cuz i wanna see you prove it

damm, try a mothafucka outta school. by the way, ideot's spelled idiot. just saying maybe you should learn to spell before you start tryna criticize somebody telling 'em they can't spell. the way i type is meant to be like that, cuz it's how it's pronounced.

that cut ya veins open say look i am a blood was to posers. it wasn't meant for you. i ain't claiming nothing, i just hate mothafuckas that try to act tough but ain't back it up. i ain't got no set. i'm just me

Ok sorry, I no
I may fluck at school yo
But you can't say much fool
You flunked out of pre-school
And what does MJG mean
"Mostly Jack-ass Gay" Proberly

nicca ya just got beat by a girl
dude that just made me hirl
nice one kid beat
i still think ya just a cheat sheet
but all good ya fucked him right up
look at him peein in a cup
man ya got him thinkin **** wut do i say
**** it im skip it and go play
dude that guy cant rap lett alone rhyme
bitch thats like me when i tryin ta get outta a crime
ma wicked ass rhymes
callin for wicked ass times
look at ya tryin so hard gainst this chick
dude ya actin like ya got a 2 inch dick
just like ya little sister
im tappin ya mom whos a spittin image of her
face it man ya got nothin ta say
better leave us a lone and go be gay

MJG113
bitch ya cant stay here and chill wit me
cuz im like biggie smalls
i got women sukken ma ballz
dude ya a gay ass punk
bitch ima smash ya like shaq wit a big ass dunk
ya cant say ya # 1
specially once ya know were im from
bitch dis da truth
ill make ya words go POOF!
now ya erased
cuz i just broke ya like cookie paste
bitch ya cant **** with me
ya aint nuttin but a slut ta me
so peace out and leave this game
cuz now ya jelious i just came!

mothafucka i'm in college you can see sophistication
take it to the hoop you can call me gary payton
curl my **** around you can see the **** straightenin
say you number 2 well i'm gettin better placement
mjg initials for my fuckin name
do like mj beat it kid that pictures in a frame
you a fuckin chimo rapin children rapin kids
metaphors will fly above you burn em to ya lids

mothafucka jumps around needa keep it to one topic
my mixtape is an album anticipating when i drop it
got the keys to the game you could hear me fuckin lock it
recessitating at ya chest felt ya heart when I done stopped it
damm, you can say i'm from the ghetto
can see ya fuckin lyin you can call my ass japetto
don't get that metaphor you can watch pinnochio
i see ya on the floor but i hear ya roofied tho
ya raped by this game but i heard ya took it slow
you aint pressin charges wat you had to book it fo'
take this fuckin verse and i wanna see inversion
when i see ya better then i know my tips is workin

Take it to the hoop if I know what you mean
I'm unbeaten when I'm on the scene
I'm so damn good the even call me Kobe
I may be Britsh, I may be white
But I'll still take yo punk-ass out of sight

THANK YOU TO RAPPERMAN!!!!!!!!

they call me 2-3 revolutionize a game
i was destined for it b4 ya even knew my name
kobe ball hoggin he just tryna get the fame
i pass this **** around and i make the marks again
damm, this is just a burial
about to take a trip wat you needin all that luggage fo
you thankin rapperman wat you tryna be a couple
one up you mothafucka i just scored a triple double

this nigga cant rap uses one bar for a line
rhymes two words moves on to a new rhyme
think about it kid gotta catch up with the times
a whole verse that sticks together and it all just had to rhyme
you rap like a child change ya name to rapperkid
check inside ya toilet cuz i know ya full of ****
you bring ya girl around i'm the one shes leavin wit
call it female dog cuz aint that a bitch

MJG113
dude ya got nothin ta say against me
ya think ya from tha getto
but ya know ya like japetto?
wow dude ya fucked like panocio
ya words just like **** hope ya know
rhymin is my way to make ya cry
but hey if ya not numba one so dont even try
ill make ya hit tha floor
just like i did 2 that whore
i had her on her knees
makin her beggin me please
im like sheesh fine ill save ya today
cuz now we know ima go out and play
im lookin for someone name of MJG
ill kill him like i take a god damn pee
dude i can read ya like a book
those words just make ya look
gotha ya thinkin im all around
bitch next thing ya know i got ya 2 da ground
now ya dead
bitch i shot ya in da head
wut does it matter if a rhyme then jump
its better than one with a huge ass clump
thats wut makes all this fun
its likeme when im shootin a gun

TO KID BEAT NOTHIN GAINST YA
now lets bounce dis modafucka

feel like a gangsta threaten on the internet
aim the fuckin uzi cuz its fin to get ya wet
see through to ya you ain't got no street cred
bakin rocks but gettin double cuz i also get the bread
say its heavy metal got the chrome to ya head
call that **** google you can search my verse instead
fontana california but i'm washington raised
shoot ya down twice so you feel bullets in ya grave
say music television fin to get made
call ya ass seven cuz you fin to get ate
look that **** up and it comes from outer space
i'm bitter on ya tongue too good for ya taste
feel like you legit i'm just lookin for the toilet
feel like you the **** all ya fuckin words pointless
come and find me nigga angry from a fuckin battle
i'm rich mothafucka you can find me in a castle
angry over words ya know i took it the house
read the metaphors you can't speak wat i'm about

While a alley oop
And hook hoop
You just sitting sipping the poop glupe that you are
And I'm glad that non-sap rapperman replyed
Cuz he me for a team we take down MJG

RESPECT TO RAPPERMAN

needa team to take me down eat verses drank hooks
i live off this game and i'm stacked like books
ya hook hoop is just a hook shot to me
gettin back what i reply and wat you took off of me
copy all my lines cuz you ain't original
hear my **** on the wire cuz my **** is digital
it's programmed to my mind think about it all the time
kill you mothafuckas do it excluding rhymes
damm, you can try but you can't handle it
leave you in the open and i'll leave you to abandon it
this game'll cut ya open rapperman'll let you bandage it
in the audience coolin down you are a fan of it
know you are a fan but i know that you can't handle me
put me on a one way i know you bitches after me
put you on a runway flyin mile high
but me i am an angel see the birds up in the sky
i burn you so bad you let ya teardrop cry
thats double mothafucka you can't touch me don't try

shoot me down twice
i say good job thats nice
**** ya theres one more
im still livin it to tha core
i said theres three of me
bitch ya killed 2 dont ya see
2 on tha floor
but i found ya in tha store
i got the uzi in my hand
i shot ya down like my rock band
dude **** ya bull **** words
ya sayin dumb **** like fuckin nerds
ya sayin this ya game
but we all know that ya words are lame
ya words aint original they faker than ya girlfriend
i make these word good which is why ya bend
this is the message i send
ya got noone no not even a friend
ya mom ditches you at ya school
shes thinkin whyd i have him hes a fool
ya dad leave u alone on the streets
ya tired of him and all his beats
dude ya weaker than a geek
ill pop ya head and let all that hot air leek
look at your insane ego in that tiny head
thats why ya livin in some guys shed
only reason i let a teardrop loose
is cuz ya words are **** and ya sound like a goose!
**** you man ya worse than macully calkin
women dont like you cuz ya a munchkin!
dude you just got a huge ass diss
i just took ya down with my big ass fist!
i got something for you
ima kill you like germans did 2 jews
im more famous than a sea why ya think people callin me g
ya loosin big time dude and im smilin in glee
this is why im different from all other whitey's
unlike you i dont wear tities
i got a big enough dick no need ta hide
women walk ta me and ask for a ride!!