Neverending Rap Battle

Listen, you ain't tight with that style, kid
At least I'm nice when I write ****, and I don't even have to use a stylus
They call me a quick learner 'cos I rile in the knowledge
While you're still in class startin' fights in your college
Nothin' you say is gonna put blotches in my ink
Laidback, at Starbuck's, with mocha in my drink
I don't need a record deal, ************, what you think?
Free Agent is INDEPENDENCE, buddy, **** you
I don't need A&R's tellin' me what to do
Listen, you're not walkin' in my turf
Your veins are bright blue? Start a group with the Smurfs!
You're the rap Nick Griffin
Talkin' about Nazis and all that fascist **** you're spittin'
You're nothin' but a two-bit hater;
You asked me to try you - be grateful, player
Because I just did you a fuckin' favour!

The way you wrote, you could start a novel
Was that piece of **** supposed to make me grovel?
There ARE rappers out there, you just ain't listened to them yet
Tryin' to be like Canibus talkin' about "incinerators", ****
What you gonna do? Throw somebody in the lava?
Butchers, Ashley Kutcher, Fiat Bravas
Ladas, big ass man with bravado
Talk about asphalt? Get off the pot, hoe!
Talkin' about science, gravity, hydro winds, deaths and births
How the universe works and the Nation of the Gods and Earths
That's not a verse, jerk
It's a documentary - no, more like a "****-up"metary
You keep changing from one subject to another
Now that **** confuses me, ************
Rigamortises, horse's balls, magnum opus
Supercalifragilisticexplialidocious
Dociousexpialifragilisticcalirepus
You might as well talk drunk 'til you fall into a stupor

Lookin' pale kid, better get rid of cable
but you can flip it to channel 9 and watch me ride your mom outta the stable
So cold, anything but lava bitch
Summers gone and the only burns you got are the rhymes i'm gonna lace ya with
I know this kids a true gay, true say, he likes guy dicks
Heres a napkin to wipe off my semen before it crusts over your eye lids
FreeAgent 'cause nobody wants ya-son
Shoulda known that when momma put ya up for adop-tion

@ work, so bored

hey chinese kid, are you talking chinese.?,,
you must be cuz your spits stink like cheese,,
you still an amateur, lemme give you some keys,,
don't battle proffesionals, including M to the E,,
cuz you're always gonna lose kid, can't you see.?,,
that someone like me ain't got time for Mrs TRG,,
you're in the lowest of your game, I'm at the top of my peak,,
so chinky, please think before you speak,,
you can't beat me, you too weak,,
look around you, ktown, joker, charlie and TNT,,
remember to brace yourself before we attack boy,,
we don't take you seriously, you juss a toy,,
it's your last day in rap, so please enjoy,,
then when you've had your fun, it's time to destroy,,
don't beg me bitch, it's your insanity plea,,
hit me back with youre stupid spitting B,,
remember my nick - Blood To The G.!

what i write you like thats why you hit-me-back
ur crushed between my fingers like hippycrack
cause i can flip these facts like hippycrack
take my middle fingers and flick these back
at any shifty cat wearing a fifty hat
like u dont have enough common sense
on the fense tail between ur legs on defense ,Bitches
i'll grovel when your gods will
im a model citizen when faced with critisim bottle this kids wisdoms teeth
this is'nt beef
it's kanine
ur fish in the sea, im fishin the sea
poseidon residein when the four horsemen ride in im pissing the sea
for yall to drown or flee from a dieing industry
leaveing heathen bloody corpses not breatheing lieing in the street
violent when i speak ,
like the mics a violin my voice a bomb with a certain pitch dialin into speach
do u smile when you speak
i know your style i'll have the money in two weeks
two weeks later you wreak of ethanol on ya breath an ya'll missin two teeth
you'll be kissing two cheeks ,
im bender
reflect on my shiney metal ass
this is your future ima
grimey pedal grass get my hans on yo gretel everytime she pass
you couldn't stand without my hand up gippeto's ass
look ,you shook, like ghetto ass
your looking pedal to the medal like i got you gas'd
u want us to believe ur only slow ,cause i talk too fast
im barely going mach 2 blast , walk through blast
this takes president's u wanna battle i just got to ask
how much credit
do you got to cash on your debit
dont matter u dont get it
its about taking ur shot with passion or else forget it
it aint my fault for the rest of your life your going to reget it
invest in your life , act an think like your going to get it
get it
then you go it
from pen to product
an don't forget gods cut

yo listen clary ur mum should have named you harry
cos ur rhymes r so weak, they make me wanna carry every thing i see
and smash ur head till u get saliva drooling from ur eyes
you should have thought about offerimg me some fries but now u got lice
allover ur thighs
let me fall back and leave u alone
so u dont get sick and feed on ur bones
ITS LIKE THAT

YO CLARY
UR MUM SHOULD HAVE NAMED U HARRY
COS UR RHYME MAKES ME WANNA CARRY EVERY WEAPON I C
AND SMASH UR HEAD TILL UR EYES R DROOLING NOW WATCH HOW I'M RULING

yo this nig rite here tryin to claim a blood
i was spittin on da street nd see his azz gettin fuk
i see nigga like u on da net tryin to act tough
but yo ur the first one who alwayz run away when u get hit up
i aint reppin for any gang
im reppin for ma peeps
yall kno wat i mean
bitch
u tryin to kiss up those who u mentioned
so u wont b dissed
dude u made big mistakes like biggie
im not jins da mc but imma go game beef 50
they say real recognizes real
my lyrics ill thatll make bleed
yes, im da real deal, F-U

What you put in the end was a dead giveaway
Now everybody knows what you do all day
A man's work is never done, at least, in your case
That's why you get paid less, let's cut to the chase
Sick of these bullshitters tryin' to be rappers
I don't need to be adopted, I'm well looked after
At least I was when your girl came round
"Came" round? Get it? Now look astound
You're the gay Kanye West who like fish"sticks/dicks"
Sleazy MC's ain't fuckin' with this bitch
Why you tryin' to be rowdy, fool?
I let your +Body+ hit the floor like Drowning Pool

"Okay! You win! Your rhymes destroyed me!"
At least that's what I would have said if you didn't rap corny
And if you didn't flop on your spellings so much
I would have commended you if your **** didn't suck
Don't you be callin' yourself a model
Talkin' like a nerd, you've lost your bottle
Busta said, "Teacher, don't teach us nonsense!"
You say, "I'm a freak with no common sense!"
It's nonsensical, unethical and immoral
Your rhymes are spaced out, hangin' like corals
Don't **** with the Witch, you get cooked in the cauldron
This verse I'm spittin', whether it's free, rehearsed or written
Anything to stop this jerk from bitchin'
Weeded like the American President
These MC's gone off the deep end, that's why they got swimmin' certificates
So you can go ahead and make a joke of my name
You're "theprofessor" 'cause you **** with chemicals like Novacaine
If the rap system's fucked, it's you we be blamin'
And if the game's fucked, you probably broke the PlayStation

wow WTF IS THIS!! this some "CORNY ****"
Its sucks, u know..... kinda like a "HORNY BITCH"WOW!
hehe... he think he hard reppin what "THUGS SAY" when da only **** he really "raidin" wit is BUG SPRAY
MY Rap game is ON DA RISE, KILLEM TILL U MOMMA CRIES, SLIT YA FUCKIN THROAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YA DAUGHTERS EYEZ
Leave the BITCH TRAUMATIZED, HAVE her call up ALL DA GUYS, and tellem dat HER FATHER DIED!, FROM LYRICAL HOMICIDE!

no h8. i battle. be easy

kid fresh more like skid death,
homie you aint **** but a fuckin aids infested piss test!!haha
im just a MC off tha streets, on these beats so lets Beeef! nigga im hungry so ima get ready to eat!
and i'll dig a hole so your can rest an sleep!
i'll throw all your shitty spits in it to nigga rest in peace!
i aint wastin no bars on this bitch..
click tha ktownhustla name to read all of my shitttt!!!!

Revenge homie... When yung T 4 free loses to me!
He only got himself to BLAME!
HE WISHED FOR THIS!
C'mon MAYNE, HIS SPIT WAS ****!
so the 'CONCULSION IS' This battle?
'HE'LL-LOSE!-SON-IT'S'/(Illusionist)
I drop 'polar scripts'
like the **** IS A SPORT!
damn "i sick y'all!/icicle" flow like it DRIPS ON THE PORCH!
he fuckin SUCKS ! only time HE ******* COLD is When he has his DICK IN A CORPSE!
Bitch wouldn't see his "Diss-Connect" if i JAMMED IT IN HIS "SOCKET!
While I'm Leavin "Punches In Yah Side" like yah "HANDS WERE IN YAH POCKETS!
Put some CAUTION ON THE AIM,
But so OFTEN IT'S THE SAME So when you "Under"Take The Tomb Stone
" I'm talkin COFFINS IN THE GRAVE!
Watch me OFF EM WIT HIS NAME, im deranged when i go insane!
cuz im locked up in a cage, homie im a monster with some rage!

I'm like Dennis the menace up in this bitch
they think I got some of the sickest rhymes dog
I ain't even hit the lic to my last hit, give you the
pills then you be feelin the drips... of rain when I
throw you out to shame, Yeahh mention my name
so full of pain to this tragedy, Ohp now you see me
back in the game, to retain what I came to do
bring fame.

i leave for a moment and u try to take my cream
u lyrics are wrinckled let me make a seam
motha fucka im as strong as a football team..
yet as fresh as febress so they call me mr.clean
you dirty sanches, you mow my lawn just to see the green
come to my house like why he so mean
nigga your bitch was on my dick on the floor with both knees
fucked that bitch so long she didnt cum she peeeeed
niggah you think your cool cuz you slang that weed
but i make more money putting your hoe on the streets
now she gotta have my money or ill smack her with a cleat
she said imma tell agent and i said bitch please
that nigga pay me....

so calm down pussy and get out of the tree
dont climb up there cuz u wanna be as high as me
im a infection yeah worst then HIV
but i aint swine flu dirty niggah my words are like bleach
yet sweeter then peach
make u wanna suck on my dick like a leech
then go tell everyone and make a presidential speech
like barack obama ill give u some change
**** being independent where i come from they call u a loner
didnt have friends so you became a stoner
dropped out of high school and had no owner
every time he heard me rhyme he would get a boner
thought he could do it to so he named himself free agent
came to me like give me some rhymes its urgent
i said ok ill be your seargent...
everytime i was busy this nigga would come in
became a pain in the ass so i said **** him
nick griffin ,,, really funny,, your turf ?? now thats a joke
u dont own the pc you type on cuz ur so broke
if i was british i would say your a bloke
and imma be nice and make it rain on you..
get your umbrella cuz u might get soaked///
and yes bitch i just bought your house so your on my turf
so stop smiling with that bitch as smirk
and i aint fascist bitch your jus a dirty turk
and guess what i started my grroup long time ago call me papa smurf/// BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im a rappin masta when i grab da mic it spreads disatser bet u cnt do it eny fasta if u dis me then ull end up in a plasta.. cast i tld u nt to try coz im way 2 fast im tht gd u wt c me comin and if u do u beta start running coz if u dnt then ull end up in a hospital bed or even beta dead and also ur ganna need to be fed through a straw coz ur teeth there ganna be scattered up da floor i hear the croud screaming mre nd mre encore encore i bet nun of u pricks even have a dick im the new slick rick u all know my ryms are too sick

cheddar boi

ok cheddar boy, u lucky i got time to bag on lil boys
shrink theme down and make em my toys
like micheal jackson i play with them boys
but i aint gay im ripped and buff like steroids
punch u in the face like pretty boy floyd
and why would u wan ur name to be cheese
after this u gonna be asking for peace
like im sorry style and cook me a feist
but i only like pasta ill make u my chef boy r de
i know u love my rhymes u wish u could have a peep
so stop trying nigga youll never be good as me !!!

ahh tryna rap battle me
bitch please
i'll have yu cryin on yur knees
shut the **** up and suck acouple ds
dnt act like yu dnt like it cause i knoe yu like it
im sure yur very excited
aha tired of yu fake ass gangsters acting all hard
i'll have yu layen on the ground bitch i swear to God
i'm on the real and im ready to kill
with a glock in my hand
bitch yu got 5 seconds on the clock
in yur hands
befor i knock you off yur gangsers stands
so yu better be sayin i like yur coke wite vans
yeah so this is the life of a g
spended my cash on drinks and weed gotta job but its minn wadge
work 2 just to get a good pay
stay crip walkin up in my js
dnt give a **** what anyone says

What....?!?!?
Wait What in the hell would U call that Crap
cuz that type of style kid is way off the scenario of rap
cuz u can check mine, juss go ah couple pages back
now i was lookin thru and skimmin these lines
till my eyes and my mind just seemed tah read ya rhyme
whoa lemme slow down cuz dam, u just ah waste of my time
ummm, yea...
get it together Faggot ass nigga!

now who u callin faggot ass nigga
u otta be a wigga,
dont even boda tryin gance me
waste of time just u c,
once its done u cant say no more,
but yet again u sound like a whore
just playin wit choo
last time u heard dat a train hit choo
now ima finish dis with a **** u and have a nice day