Neverending Rap Battle

man ya rap is week and so r u
u think u fresh stuff man u live in a shoe

flappy bob your gay
if you want a fair one to bad i got an ak
your gay
look at me wrong i will turn you in to spaggitte
your water guns nothing to my mashette

yeaaa u think ur spegetti is so fresh
but man the teacher ms. jetty is the best
u think ur the most flyest pimp
ill smoosh ur head until its a climp
so llike i said before your a non fresh baller
u gotta lot to go so just go get taller
before u mess with the best ima leave it to u to make up the rest

andrew keidel there aint nowbody better
bob come through my hood youll get four through your sweater
and thats my plot
dont protect your body
cause im taking head shots
so shut up bitch
or ill do it for you

man lil trickster ur so non cool
u probally so cheap u cant afford a pool
so u go around sayin ooo i no wat u did last summer
but man u stayed home thats a bummer so wen
u try to top me and my raps
just remeber that im the flappy bob cap

ightt u say to people that ur coller than me but man ima beast casue ima 103
u probally couldnt live that long cause i cut u up for breakest on my wong tong
so wen ya sayin things like im cooler than u i am rite around the couner from being 102 so u wanna go on and on about the rest but like i said eric reynolds rmember the name he is the best

im the bigest baller in the world
i got to many dimoinds and pearls
and baby you now that i took your girl
you no im hot
and i no your not
but your ass is the plot
the rissing action is the snapping your nerve
and it ends your face on the curb

im the bigest baller in the world
i got to many dimoinds and pearls
and baby you now that i took your girl
you no im hot
and i no your not
but your ass is the plot
the rissing action is the snapping your nerve
and it ends your face on the curb

ok u might got diamonds and ya mite got pearls but im pretty
damn sure u dont get no girls now im pretty sure of that cuase for
one ya raps r week its like peeling died skin off the bottom off my feet
so wen u say ya get diamonds and perarls i rather get the one thing u cant
get wich is the girls

ok so just go and take my advice
but if ya dont just go home with ya mom to make rice

ok u might got diamonds and ya mite got pearls but im pretty
damn sure u dont get no girls now im pretty sure of that cuase for
one ya raps r week its like peeling died skin off the bottom off my feet
so wen u say ya get diamonds and perarls i rather get the one thing u cant
get wich is the girls

HAHA look at ya'll/// sayin da same **** all da time.. i aint even gun waste my time rappin yo asses in the ground... bitches!!!! peEACE

yo flappybob you think hes bad?
you need to buy a 99 cent writin pad
and take notes. cause im about to destroy you.
this **** right here is way overdue.
man freestyleing aint my life,
so imma open this up like a switchblade knife.
After i take my chrome to your dome.
Boy ill send you home.
Back to your mom,
Thinkin im the bomb.
Boy ill make you remember my name,
Ill split ya head open, leave you retarded, like crack cocaine.

no offense dogg just spittin

Lil trickster i hope you learn something today,
ill leave you and all these others in disarray.
Because this **** is unfair,
im so gifted and my talent is rare.
You never seen this **** so clean..
to measure the damage on you we will need a machine.
Cause its just sad, all the **** im doin to you
Battlein me.... is somethin like taboo...
cause i will massacre you.
im just like jason or freddy,
i just went after you dawg and i dont even care if your ready.

Yo why you spit all this fake ****?
You an Trickster wont make it, cuz ya'll cant brake this!
My ryhmes come at you solid. they can hurt!
Im so fuckkin ballin, I'll make the dirt stain yo new shirt!
The stab you once. watch the blood drain!
You aint nothin to this rap game!
Nikka are you insAne?
I think you got chemical disfunction up in yo brain!
Yo, you spit at the wrong beast!
Now im gunna eat you alive leave ya dead on my streets!
I dont want to do this.. but nigga YOU brought the beef!
Now im guna have to seell yo ass to the fuckin street theives!
Dude i'll spit **** at ya. melt you like acid!
Eat you for breakfast like a Crocadile of lake placid!
Nikka you just a lil white boy in the park!
Like a little fish in the sea.. BUT im the shark!
my words will murder you!
Make it seem like no ones heard of you!
When you talk. all i smell is turd you fool!
Go brush your teeth an quit rappin like you straight outta preschool!
im so hot. im hotter then tha flame out a dragons mouth!
YOUR good!.... NOT, dawg i'll straight up come raid yo house!
They call me Vicious, but on here im Hustla G!
Cuz i got tha Coke an crack that will whiten your front teeth!
Make yo nose bleed for weeks, Have your hoes blowin me!
Fresh out these streets!
I'll kill any motha fucka an leave them in the east!
You aint nothin. im fresh to death!
I
'll eat you up, brake your bones to pick out the flesh!
There aint nothin here for you except competitive luck!
Quit sayin the same **** you repitive ****!
BUT im done killin you!
So start the chillin fool im the fuckin illest dude!
Come back at me im commin straight for you!!

i didnt wanna say it, but hustla murked you all
flappy and trickster, spitshit jerked you raw
tryna spit like red will hurt ya jaw
im a rap machine, insert ya bars

lil trickster, my lyrics'll hit ya
is that mister trickster? naaww, you rhymin like a bitch dawg
reds the big picture, have u lynched, cut the rope, fall in a ditch
and you are a bitch, pull up ya skirt to prove it, see the 3rd and 4th lips
man yous a pussy fo real, you needa go on the pill
ay man you see that blood spill? cant tell me that aint ya period
you needa clean that up....serious

now im a bit suspicious of bob
i heard hes flappy, and thinks delicious of cock
well i guess its proven they aint got balls hangin from their groin
just a couple of fishy smellin loins, and a couple of slots to insert coins

ok now spitshit, you aint a chick
i heard you like to get your dick lit
to bad its by flappybob and lil trick
metaphorically, im ill sick, but you are literal
aids to the max from condoms on the minimal
come on man you suck... and im not bein cynical




ktownhustla i didnt forget about you
hit me up cos u the only one worth battelin

Yo.. RED **** these fools, They juss got popped!
Show em how us gangsta live the block!
Yee. knock em off the plots!
Niggas all messin wit us, BUT we da best on the spot!
Im on ma grind, These niggas sittin on dick!
Flappybobs just got cock slapped by trick!
Ya'll lil fags i'll murk you on these sites!
You aint nothin , this a rap battle . NOT a puppy fight!
Messin wit tha real thugs. tha real Dawgs!
WE da real bruh.. WE sell da real drugs!
You just fake sellin yo fake ass ryhmes!
Pussy if you brake ima take yo nine lives!
Wit one Strike, i'll Kill you in one fight!
It will be your last sight, seein my eyes!
An im on fire, but this gangsta ain in Disguise!
I'll will hit yo family Murk them wit surprise!
Nigga i dont lie,,
All my ****... its real!
ME an RED gunna show you were real DEAL!
Yo, redd! Put the fuckin led right up in these bitches head!
Make their brains look like spaghetti, An make their heads shred!
Homie. you got some good raps!
Ya i remmeber you to.. i think we used to be wack!
But its all good!
WE da kings now These niggas aint form NO hoood!
Crip or blood?
I got my red fitted hat, red shirt,! RED LUGS!
An if any motha fucka **** around, i'll squash em like bugs!
Im sittin at this desk!
Typin my words that come out to rest!
But i lay down the Best!
An its commin for these hatta's chest!
nevermind they ain gon need a vest!
Cuz ima pop them one in the face!
Put them in a place. where its deserted, MY state!
BUT i dont live in a state im from Canada man!
Straight underground freestyla, I for real wrap my money in rubber bands!
This aint right dude, These fools better drop the mic!
Or Hustla an RED gunna end it tonight!
In a fight!
An They wont survive!
Im undefeatable, You cant get me with those lies!
But im out, i got anotha caller!
Im gunna sell some drugs.., EH YO.. CALL ME BALLER!!!

PEace..

Red.! you got some sick **** there bruh.. real ill mang.! show dese fools how we do!
Props ma nukka!!

Just like the CIA trained terrorists to the fight
Build bombs and sneak box cutters onto a flight

With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke
My words'll expose George Bush and Bin Laden
As two separate parts of the same seven headed dragon

And you can't fathom the truth, so you don't hear me
You think illuminati's just a fuckin conspiracy theory?


Now here's the truth about the system that'll **** up your mind
They gave Al Queda 6 billion dollars in 1989 to 1992
And now the last chapters of Revelations are coming true

I was watching the Towers, and though I wasn't the closest
I saw them crumble to the Earth like they was full of explosives
And they thought nobody noticed the news report that they did


I don't think Bush did it, 'cuz he isn't that smart
He's just a stupid puppet taking orders on his cell phone


Looking for a way to justify the Wolfowitz Doctrine
And as a matter of fact, Rumsfeld, now that I think back
Without 9/11, you couldn't have a war in Iraq

dis is my first time so here my sound
im a 12 yr old mc dats gonna stomp ya 2 the ground
so you call yourself odd socks
wat a funny name 2 be called
i bet in real life ur jus short n bald
well im jus a boi who loves make fun of
your name
so let me jus tell ya dat your lyrics r lame

U say u can beat him on the court well try and beat me, cause im the best baller that ya eva gunna meet, my skills to good i drain anythin from 3, ya aint a baller and ya neva will be, im 14 and im betta than u and ya crew put together, u could add the the celts and id still be better, ya just not a baller, stick ta what ya do best ad thats bein a faller, im done i dont care who ya are, its not my falt im an N.B.A allstar.