Neverending Rap Battle

Was gwanin Dr K, ur rhymes r pretti tight,
u me n spitta, we stars and we shinin bright,
all u haters cant touch us, cus u no we out of sight,
well not quite,
cus u no i gt sum dissin fo u 2nite,

ye thas right, dewi ur bars r so damn lame,
they're so **** they go right with ur stupid name,
nd Red ill cross u up so bad, il break both ur knee's,
nd leave u cryin on tha floor beggin please!!
ma rhymes so sik n badman, they lyk a fresh nu breeze,
u stupid ass fool, u rap lyk u chinese,
nd wen u breathe, it stink so bad u start a new disease,
lyk wigga please!!!
go bak 2 basics nigga nd start wit u, a-b-c's
but u no that i be flowin rhymes wit ease,
u gettin D's,
while i be gettin A's,
u need me 2 write sum **** cus man urs r way 2 gay,
but ill chill now nd leave u with ma homie,
Dr K!!!!
Zoop!

A Killa what the ****'s that, i think your the bitch ass nigga
pussies wear vests dawg, dya even have a trigger finga
step my fuckin game man my **** is the illest
i know its not ur fault i saw ur mum and i hit it
new on the rap scene? man just quit while ur ahead
i know that your a giggolo so go do that instead
make my mama's leg shake man that **** is just low
especially when your mum is actin like the local ho
i know this rap is short dawg, but im just gettin started
damn wats that stanky smell i think your mum just fanny farted.....

A Killa u gtin confused cus we the A Killas
It stands 4 Andre Killa nd u no we kill that pillar,
ur name should start with panda eyes
cus u look so stupid chigga, that even the pandas die...
...in laughter
cus u gt that black nose u guta look afta
nd ur get ur lines from fortune cookies?
they sound lyk **** but we already no u a rookie

but now im guna start sum beef
wit tha bre spitta23
cus he actin hard but he a **** mc
not lyk me
jus read it u 'cant touch this'
ill spray u wid ma rymes nd u no i will neva miss!!
cus u cant even diss this
so thats ma ass u gotta kiss!!!!!!

SO RHYMESPITTA U THING U HARD?
WE ALL NO U SUM LAZY FAT LARD
AND WE ALL NO U DONT NEED TO VEST ON UR CHEST
THE FAT AROUND U SUITS U BEST
SECONDLY U A BITCH AND WE ALL KNOW IT
U **** WITH ME AND U GONA LEAVE IN A CASKET
DONT HATE ON ME COS UR MUMS MY CLIENT
SHES WID ME MAN COS IM A GIANT
SHE DONT WANT UR SMALL FAT CHOID
ITS OBVIOUSLY GROWNIN FUNGUS AND MOULD
U COME AT ME WITH UR 10 FUCKIN BARS
U NO U AINT NEVA SPENT TIME BEHIND BARS
CAUSE IF U DID NIGGA U WOULDNT HAVE LASTED,
WHO EVER COMES AT ME IS GONNA GET BLASTED.
I DONT GIVE A **** IF U TRY TO COME AT ME AGAIN,
COS I BE SITTIN IN MY CRIB SIPPIN DAT PATRON AND GIN,
JUST LIKE DEM REAL NIGGAS LIKE AKON AND SNOOP
ILL BLASY U NIGGAS AWAY WID NO TIME TO REGROUP
GO HOME TO UR TWO DADS WHO REJECT YOU
A KILLA'S TAKIN OVER THIS **** AND **** U TO

Oh dear who the **** is A Killa,
That wasteman's about as black as vanilla,
So much for being a giant,
Compared to you im ******* Kobe Bryant,
I'll rain on you all day long...

But wait, i ain't finished, i got a score to settle,
float like a butterfly sting like nettle,
zoop!
Watch out Killa A,
It's yo lucky day,
Cos i ain't there to kick yo ass back to Bangkok Bay.

WASTEMAN.

cant-touch-this, i think u mean DONT-TOUCH-THIS
Man u no u shouldnt dis
especially when u have chlamidia, gonarea and aids
i wouldnt touch u if u paid
nigga quit bullshittin
ill blow u away with the rhymes im transmittin
monkeys wont even touch you
in fact u more dirty than monkey poo
fuckin bitch ur rhymes are weak
ill be destroyin u wid my rhymin technique
keep ur weak rhymes flowin
cos i aint show no signs of slowin
ur so **** i mite take a brake
cos we all no u sum bitch ass fake
u think im done nigga but i aint through
i throw up bars till i die nigga cus i stay true
take u out the game
i wud even steal ur fame
but nigga u aint got none
the only action u seen is a kids water gun
nigga i be stackin G's
bitch bow down and get on ur knees
always comin at me with ur weak ass flow
u need to realise nigga dat u da bitch and ur mum is tha HO!

haha A killa, u think u funni
talkin all that **** about makin ur money,
cus ill blind fold u with ma dental floss,
so every1 can see that im the boss...
...and ur tha ho, thas ur job u know,
chattin bout ma mama wen u the gigolo.
Thing is chigga, ur **** just goes ova ma head
cus all i been thinkin bout is ur mum in ma bed
Man, u need to take a break
to learn from ur mistake
the pride from u ill take,
split u lyk an earthquake
nd then the world will awake
to see tha bitch chink is a fake
ull wish u didnt partake,
cus i stung u lyk a snake,
u chink ass wigga fake
Wt kind of rap u post? did u gt it written by u family in china
and by the way i saw ur mums water pistol...aka her squirtin vagina!

what do you mean who the **** is A killa
im the nigga that ur mum calls the thrilla
now are u seroius with the name Dr K
thats sounds lame as **** u fuckin gay
and talkin bout kickin me to bangkok bay
ill be bangin ur mum with my kok all day
ill send u back in ur box to ur favela
then put u in ur sweat shop makin ur dads outfits made of leather
my rhymes will light up the weather
cos we all now u dum and im clever
and u reckon u can rain on me all day long
how bout u go suck kobe's dong
dont come threatenin me about stingin like a nettle
im as cool as steam comin out the kettle
like a breath of air in a crowded room
u a bitch nigga and from the first day u was doomed
beg 4 mercy nigga but u wont get it
i take ur dignitity away bit by bit
damm homie im tired off doin this
all the lyrics u spit sound like ****

Killa why you hatin cos you were born on white island,
you about as latino as the ******* scottish highlands
it's undeniable you can't spit fo' ****
to speak the truth you couldn't find a girl's clit

Stop cryin cos Alice didn't feel you
I guess she wanted a man who had some 'skin, JEW
But hey don't worry we still cool ain't we G
oh i forget to tell you i squeezed yo mama's double D's

You can hype about homo's all day long
That still don't stop the fact you got a half-man's dong
Breh you need to raise yo game,
did they send you here from China cos you couldn't spell yo name?

You'd better go home nigger, it's getting UGLY.

yu go stealin rhymes about finding girls clits,
at least i dont go round findin boys bits
just cos i dont come from an aids infested country
at least i have some nob left which aint been bitten off by a monkey

and where you learn big words like undeniabile in brazil
i swear they all dumasses that dont even no how to spell
but it dont matter that u some wanabee rapper
u can go back to ur mums box and enter through the flapper

i bring your mum on dis cause i no you cant win, its the law
see i dont have a mum, me and your old man share yours!
But dont worry man that you at a young age
At least when ur dad calls u can fit in ur cage

and u tellin me i need to raise my game!
u aint got no fame, this **** u reppin is so fuckin lame
go back to ur petite lil raps wid ur racism ****
at least the girls im linkin aint emo, dey fit

but its all "cool" G, we only messin
cos i no when u look at me u be obssessin
but ill leave u alone to steal some more rhymes
because right now is my time

so you came up wid a few words dat rhyme well done
i don’t listen to your **** cos me and ur moma are havin sum fun

and just cos u spit sum rhymes u think ur tuff
thats wat u thort wen u licked ur mums muff
and, u aint ill, ur were sick
from gaggin on ur dads one inch dick
but dont start crying cos ur dads into rape
ur mum joins in to, shes the one that tapes
and i forgive u that sell ur tape for ur income
afta all its worth watchin dat scene where u bum ur mum
and then u shove ur thumb up ur daddys arse
u gotta come at me with more than 12 lame bars
but i understand its hard to think when u get raped by ur dad
u convince urself it aint dat bad
and im shore ull look back at it and be amused
when all the gash start to look and then refuse
man u no u shud hav neva tried to fight me
it was like steppin in the ring wid mohammed Ali
do u think I gotta come hard to show u who the winner be
cuz its like pourin Red bull down the drain, why waste the energy
but it dont matter that u and can touch this are a crew
im known for wreckin crews dat come in twos
you a bitch ass wigga, let it be known
u think u killin me? its like u chokin me wid a cordless phone
Ive been waitin a long time for some one to diss me
But ur **** ass lines remind me of raw pussy!
Dont know if thats just how bad u suck or if its just ur way of writin'
ill give u some advice, stop hypin
any circus lookin for a corpse, cos i gone fucked up u clown
like puttin a shotgun to ya head, i fucked u up in 1 round
Next time keep my name out ur mouth or walk the other way
Cus Im a one man crew who's here to stay
uve heard sum rhymes so leave the king alone
after all i hear ur dad callin u, he wants a bone
and im still sittin high on my throne

....bitch...

so wat, now ur muhammad ali
u never see wat happened to muhammad ali?
stepped in the ring with smokin joe
lost his first fight to a knockout blow
so thats wat ima do, ima b joe frazier
knock u off ya throne and ima go crazy
left right left, my combinations raw
buss u in the head and let u bleed out on tha floor
coz my flows r sik, best in the game
i'm like a wild lion nigga i cannot b tamed
why u always chattin bout u wanna **** mum's
i b surprised if you can get it up and let alone cum
ur a one man crew bcoz u aint got friends
i guess u didnt hear before, these r my endz
now dont come back with lines sayin dr k's a clown
coz ima back him up bru, we run this fuckin town.....

*to that lil bitch 'a killa'*

yo, let me remind u of the thrilla in manila,
where ali dispatched of that gorilla,
aint no1 one ma throne wit skin lyk vanila
u a wild lion? well im fukin godzilla!

comin 2 ma house nd callin it ur endZ?
wigga u walkin round a chav in ur tn's
u see we dont walk, we roll in ma benz,
so go walk bak with u homie Dr. K
u cant box 4 ****, im cassius clay
left right left?boxin? u a comedy display,
cus me and A Killa, bad boys 4 life,
beta back down or ill take out ma knife,
Dr K writin lil ass rhymes tha aint fit for no battle,
i think u shud stik wit dealin wit yo cattle,
Favela!!!!

*I gta Bak Up Ma Boi*

yes its me
MC AB
i wont boast but soon u will see
that none of y'all r beta than me
props to rhymespitta23
his spits rhymes that straight up G
and cant-touch-this is a true MC
BUT A Killa, he's a kidda
he raps complete ****
Dr.K u right about him finding a clit
Now shut the **** up and act dum
and u might be able to hear me ******* ure mum
as i yell 'yeah bitch swallow that cum'
Does it bring u to tears
when u hear her jears
and she sucks on all my peers
don't worry im not again gunna call her
although next time it'll be ure sister
cos i think the bitch gave me an itch
she fucks so much she's getting rich
and for the last time chink
u dont have to constantly blink
so open ure ******* eyes
and stop thinking u as G as Plies
dont even think of something to say
do that thing u do all day
u know being the other way
that thing called gay

Aighht hattah's dun get stressed!
Iss ya'll own fault fo walkin into this mess!
You ain got no guns, if so they prolly shoot water!
I spit true ****, got stacks cuz im a baller!
You spittin **** like you tryin to be Dwayne Carter!
I'll make it Rain bitch, i drop these flows harder!
Spit back nigga A killa?
I'll fracture yo bones through yo skin an killl ya!
You should know not to buck wit the best!
I'll eat you up brake yo bones to pick out the flesh!
You aint fresh to death!
I'll shoot slugs right through yo vest!
My words come out harder they gon spear you!
My work aint hard this verse is what you'll fear dude!
Go back to the circus wit tha otha clowns!
We aint want no faggot up commin around our bound!
You think you Hard at this, nigga i'll bust you in a freestyle!
YOU lame dawg. prolly aint even got a police file!
Mean while im stakin niggas on ma block!
I wont kill em, i'll let them suffer till they heart stops!
Tills their veins stop flowin blood !
yeea now you aint NO talk!
Bitch you messin wit a Straight up BLOOD!
I'll murk yo ass on these streets, does that sound good?
But i aint wastin no time on this bitch nigga wit no rymes!
My clock tickin i got some dimes to sell im the crime!
You just crime stoppers, hattin on K town!
I'll bust 8 rounds out at you but the first already took you down!
but im out now.... Come messin wit me with yo jokes CLOWN!

hahaha *Towards A killa*-- < bitchh

you a bitch nigga, I already told, you ain't nothin to me
So go on n do ya **** bitch, I ain't cha homie
u weak when u spit but u still coming, nigga what’s the reason?
Cause you could never be the greatest rappa alive if I’m still breathin
I see you jacin off other peoples **** n I'm laughin
You probably a posh white kid with a nigga lovin passion
Tryina win this contest, but no one likes you or ya name
Stealin other niggas ****, bitch u aint Lil Wayne
I rap for fun so I'll never flop cause you'd cop
Only time I **** up, is when ur girls ridin on top
So now I'ma make this clear, you r **** nd rap as tho u queer,
I'd **** u up in person but I'll never see you, so I'll **** you up here

Im really sori i had 2 kik ur ass, but a killa is still ma boy
but if u dont stop dissin, u know that it will be u im guna destroy!

Nd mc ab u posh boy chattin bout 'peers'
u aint ghetto, u aint street, u just anotha queer!

(2 lines 4 yo ass AB)

cant touch this man wats ya problem?
u me and ktown we used to rock dem
now u wanna turn on us and start sum beef
remember wen cussed red man his **** was weak
dont ya miss it cuz, wen we destroyed his crap
and now u comin tellin me to go and shut ma trap?
why u playin us man, a killa's a bitch
u know ur rhymes are stronger than that pussy nigga's ****
ima lay it down man u only got one chance
to roll with the real rappers, not some faggot wasteman......

yo man, why you hatin on a nigger
can't you see it gets bigger than Godziller?
one day you'll realise that there is no goddamn throne
now go back to killer cos he wants another bone

thats right pussy, hide behind a knife
walk around with chiggas cos you ain't got no better life
you can talk all you want about my homeland
yo mums in india on the phone selling broadband

Now get back to yo chigga a killa
go tell him how the niggers beat godzilla
all the kings have a rise then a fall
only problem you weren't ever up there at all...

yo mc ab what an original name
cant touch this owned u but ima tell u again
u sum tall ginger tree tryin rap
ur rhymes are flowin like a blocked up tap
all the weak ass bullshit u givin, u can save it
cos i gona take ur lanky ass down bit by bit
and gigga where u gettin ur rhymes from
are sum of ur inspirations will young and elton john?
but dont be hatin dat im to dam fly
i no by the end of this u will probably cry
and dr K, y u dissin india, ur other hometown
ur dad's still slavin there polishin my crown
and u steal my line about bonin boys
go run back to rhymespitta and **** with ur toys
cos we all no dat u got manginas
u always dissin about how im from china
cant u think of new **** you 2 dumasses
thats wat u get wen u combine two set 8 classes
rhymespitta cant rhyme u fat yellow blob
go back to maccy d and stuff fries down ur gob
while givin dr k and mc ab a hand job
they say fat people are known for givin the best head
i dono if its true but dats what ur dog said
by dog i mean ur mum but i call her ma bitch instead
my beats are so fresh they gona bring back the dead
u say dat dese r u endz but u seem 2 be misled
wigga u know i the real G cus i gt more street cred
Bicth ROLL back to bed

soo who's this that thinks thay all that
walking round with some russian hat
yet u say u some nigga from brazil
where they rape, steal and kill
thinking that ure bars ar ill
yet u really aint trill
r u trying to ryhme still
my fire's so hot u just need to chill
yeah take that pill

brasian im so fly
i break ure ankles and u see me up high
ill splash that 3 in yo face
and my score u will chase
cos im the only real balla here
dont even try me, just stay clear
relax and drink ure 7up
cos if u take me i will **** u up

u chat **** bout being a pimp
wen u just sum pussy ass wimp
u think ure the next jay-z
who u kiddin, u just sum waste wannabe
go back home with your nonsence
even if it **** and only cost 4o pence
and to upgrade is too much of an expencee

now u know who is the true master
we can end all this jabber
stop thinking ure better
dont type one more letter
it would be moronic to try me with an answer