Neverending Rap Battle

tight , keep it up

ok u think I like dick
u say ur American but I consider u a prick
I think ur the one with a dick obsession
u obvously made a bad discretion
u think I'm some wanna be
ill let u keep that belief
because there ain't ganna be no sign of relief
and after I'm done with u ur ganna be in disbelief
I'm ganna dig u so deep in the ground
its ganna make u so fukn round
u nuttin but a clown
I'm ganna make u frown
maybe put u in a body bag
because ur nuttin but a fag
tryin to act cool and tuff wereing tht rag
u think ur all tuff and ruff
but u ain't stoppin me u told me ive never seen a pair of cuffs
were the **** are u from tht u think ur bad
I dont give a **** if ur mad
When ur mad ill sitting here glad
And ur ganna kick my ass so bad u won't televise it
Well u make me laugh because ur the one who's ganna be revived
yea drop all the guns and u think u will beat me with ur fist
bitch ill fukn break yo rist
u will be bagged
then dragged
then ill take u too ur home
let ur mom beat u while ur alone
I liked ur last 2 lines
they were pretty fine
I dont think twice be4 I spit a verse
ill put u in a curse
and u will just do worse and worse
I dont need to herse while ur in a curse
spit a verse back
Ill never give up ill always stay to the track

I'm untouchable, physicly n' lyricly
nobody's as ill as me,
but unwillingly,
you created an enemy
who's half thug and part hillbilly
but mentley, I'm laughably exstatic,
I'll rap bout the real world,
you rap bout automatics,
it creates static,
and, I developed a habit,
if I don't got it,
I just gotta have it,
I love battle'n you wannabe emcee faggots,
take note, cause I'm use'n smarter tactics,
its not about what you pack'n
its the way you rapp'n
so come and walk the plank of my lyrical genious,
like water I surround and constict your breath'n
I swallow and consume you, from the inside out, relax, let your self go,
cause I'm never stoping now,
I'm wreckless, n hectic, the fasination corrective, you objective, second ta none,
so you be expection
so seat your self and listen,
as the sylibles they quick'n, that I'm hitt'n
on my freestyles or writt'n
so let's go, who's gonna be first?
I'm overloaded, bout ta burst,
took 45 seconds ta write this, I never rehearse

am rappin for spit the slave here,
oh my good god, this nigga'z a lost far cause,
tryna hate on me sayin **** bwt star wars,
come on u childish freak dont break the laws,
and by the way ANGER duznt rhyme with DANGER,
n wateva duznt kill you makes you stranger
naw wonder u aint gettin stranger i juss fill you,
then at the end i'ma kill you,
then cut you up n sell you,
to whichever beggar wants you,
i don't know if you really are spits father,
but which father disses his son? thats rather,
peculiar dont you think, my spit causes you to sink,
juss like wen i go ova you in my rink,
then lock you up n cut all links,
cuz i shoved you around n caused you to shrink,
the size of lil spits dik here,
heres a bench y dont you juss sit here,
n watch this battle ,
n learn from the cattle,
then one day post sum **** bak,
n hopefully not sum **** wack,
n if u lucky nuff i myt juss read it,
then if you even mor lucky i myt juss feed it..

dis aint no MC battle, this is kindergarden talkin!|
i plant wweed plants, in the garden walkin!
i drop bombs that explode cities,
MC's cant even get wit me,
not steady, ready for mind philly,
c'mon dawg you silly,
its like signin a contract wit gillie!
im a blood, i blood walk, i wear red,
this whole hood, keep it hood chalk, i'll blow led,
to shreds yo brain be damaged,
suitcased up an baggaged,
so hustle, so fly, im on my grind,
no more tusstle, y'aint fly, i murder minds,
im sick of this block **** meetin with fist!
WE all scattered over this world cats what you miss??
this aint a diss? then what it do?
i'll take a piss on your chest , an put my gun through,
im the best rapper on here, been since a couple of months.
ya'll fake ass rappers, rollin fake blunts!
doin fake stunts, ya'll rip dicks, i rip cunts!
hypo dentive mind blowin nigger!
clypto find spective commin figure!\
turnin table commin at you?
this aint no fable what you gunna DO?
spit at me i throw you acid!|
An eat you like a crocidile off of lake placid!
i got a massive detination explosive!
ready to toast niggas most of.
coast of, i'll grind you in pieaces of Mo dust!
more busts? nigga step in my truck!
you be a dead nigga like i killed a buck!
huntin human haters you hatin fuckkkk!
this is a never ending rap battle!
Dawg i come never ending like a snakes rattle,
i'll trow you on a saddle an ride fo your pride,
im out of hastle, i keep my lyrics on time,
in the same line , you niggas dien!
in one time, blow you niggas in to next season!
just hatin on niggas fo no reason!\
just to believe in,
spit back at me if you wanna stop breathin!
dont be cheatin. bust pleens fo acheivment!
split dreams when you sleepin,
come creepin on ya when you dreamin,
hangin from a thread screamin,
now take this advice an leave it,
diseased complexity nigga beat it,
i dont want none of ya'll rappin like feetus!
cheatus, keep it real i blow needles,
its so real, i aint fake!
So **** all of ya'll an have a nice daaay!!!!

Payceee

you must be alittle high off that weed,
cause you just met your equal..... me
ya see, you talk the talk,
but i dont think you walk the walk,
you got balls? come on,
but you'll be the one in chalk,
your a bitch who thinks he sweet
i'll beat your ass, till ya anus leek,
you weak, im real street,
had ta use a fake screename
cause the cops after me
you think you an MC?
you cant even spell it,
it's e-m-c-e-e
i'll drive to ya city
beat ya ass, then come home,
matter of fact, i'll take ya chick
so me and her can bone,
i'll show er what its like ta have a **** ripped
my dick like the increadable haulk bitch
you flow like ****,
you rap, like it was pre-writ
see i spit, with whit,
like an explode'n candle stick,
thats just been lit, at da whick,
i'll be the needle, you be the prick,
screw a chick,
break ya bottom ribs,
so you can suck your own dick
get on ya knees dawg,
sound relevent?
come on, lets hear somethin
more intelligent.....

your a blood right
so you down to fight
naw you a northside ryder
your whole life you been a snitch not a fighter
back away cas im mo combusable than a lighter
i blow up n make fire
and if you realy truly desire
i will show you hell
im MR. CRIMINAL
im insain like wild dog locked in a kennal
im off the hook
ad if you give me he wrong look
i **** u up like peter pan and capin hook
when im done wit you, you whole body going to be black
im gunna kut yo nut sack off and hang it on ya moms porch
pour out some gas and let da piece of **** house burn
,burn down all they to da mutha fukin ground
i let bitches like look around
you get to see all yo family laying dead
wit all ther blood shed
and yo bitch so you going get crazy in the head
i pull out my 38 special to ya throut and tell you
you betta shout, shout out loud for the ******* croud to here
"im bitch and im queer now im going to die for the south side"

yo my last name is graham too.. Channing graham!

that names a fake dude, I made it up. I gotta keep my real identity on the dl

Youse sinners ain’t bad for beginners!
Fee fi fo fum…
Yo wanna play? Go ask yo mom!
I represent the murderers and felony offenders
who either bought time out, to get these legal tenders
(Surrender!) Nah, I'm goin out with a bang yo honky
Strap a tail to yo donkey
Forty-four mag, bustin into action
Brains left in particles, fragments and fractions
Grimm, the money stacker, heat packer
I'm lurkin, I'm waitin, attackin like a linebacker
Forget what you heard, crime pays
and always, unorthodox, I hold my pistol sideways
When I rap, hearts go numb
and if retaliation comes then go suck yo thumb(Yo who you?)
I'm Dr. Death wannabees; ever heard of me?
Close your eyes, cross your fingers, time for surgery
I'm already king, so nah, you can't touch me
Perhaps yo’all better stick to a nice cup of tea…

ok guys, I gotta problem. I write songs for other people who rap and I gotta write this song for the white guy named p.w.r. (plain white rapper) anyways, he used to write his own stuff but he got real busy so now he pays me to do it. he wants a slef intitled song. and I'm stuck. any help would be awesome. this is all I have,

my names 'p'
I'm plain white, see?
I love wear'n deniems and a plain tee............
someone help. I got writers block.
note: he doesn't cuss.

Forget A to O, all yo need to know
My name is 'p'
I'm plain white yo see?
I love wear'n deniems and a plain ol’e tee
If y’all love to partay
Then come rap along with me.
Bring yo friends and come on down
There ain’t no use to diss this clown
I love y’all and I can prove it
Shove it stick it, you can move it
I’m on ma knees and I can prove it
Just relax and let it go
U and I can make this show
Max the volume, raise the tone
Need some help " can’t do it alone
So if u go down to the woods tonight
U sure will see one hell of a sight
I don’t cuss and I don’t swear
Hell; I don’t even wear underwear
It ain’t buttons, bows or an angry snapper
But it comes dressed up in a plain white wrapper!


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Urban Predators Corp.

haha cuz you is a fake gangsta!

actully. I aint fake bitch. your gonna sit there and tell me you've never not once had writers block. or are you above that, and just so badass that things that affect normal people don't affect you?

thanks tryst. atleast some people on hear understand that bein an emcee is more than just beefing with people.

Yo ktown do live in wasingtion D.C. on K Street because if u do I hate the k street crew

yo I'm just a 15 year old boy
I dont have many toys
except a gun and a knife
im good at one thing ill slice
as fast as u can roll a pair of dice
I live in a **** hole
but that is how I role
I skip school
sure u can say that I think I'm cool
but atleast I'm not u acting like the fukn fool
when I rap I use a tool
Ill tell u wut I'm not no wanna be
I lived in some pretty bad places
they were all fukn discrasses
I carry a 9
I keep it rite next to the bottle of wine
its capable of being pulled out rite on time
I always have a knife in my back pocket
able to take tht **** out faster then a rocket
use to sell bags
to fukn lil fags
acting cool wereing tht rag
when u see me I'm usually runin from the cop
tht stupid **** told me to drop
he even told me to stop
but I kept going he wasn't getting my crop
he wuz a stupid nigga
threaten to pull the trigga
I'm a true wigga
I can rap
maybe even make u tap
I dont put up with no crap
u pull out a gun mines already out
this ain't fo fun
dawg u already done
ill throw u in the back of a trunk
nigga u were drunk or u just fukn stunk
Im just a beginner at this **** so give me a break
or ill treat u like a slave and make u rake
man u too fukn fake

naw mang, i live in ktown canada dawg!

ktown hood i throw out trash!
This is RWB niggas faster then flash!
more speed an power!
Rappin my whole life in tha shower!
cuz im what you call a rapper
i even diss you niggas on the crapper!
thinkin bout you all while i take a ****!
fake ass guns an knives Dont cut it bitch!
im hard as rock flowin like a river!
you juss a pain in my ass like a fuckin sliver!
i'll cop new gats that will make you shiver!
this aint fuckin summer talk this is winter!
Rappers got smash hits doin nothing but shittin
Talkin all this crap while its being written!
shoulda practiced the tactics !
Before sayin stuff like havin mastered this rap ****..
you should actually grasp it!!
Ya'll stole the game from me but Im gunna captured it back bitch..
Im masterful at this,
on tracks Ima cactus!!
you can't touch me
It's like runnin laps on the track with a fat bitch!!
Put your ass in a casket.
Ima fuckin bring you down son, like Shaq did the basket!
Im the dopest rapper im the fastest!
Come to my block prepare for shots!
Cuz this glock so hot dat it gunna pop!
One shot to yo chest an your hittin soil!
the ground be hard as rock i'll cuff you wit coil!
An heat yo body up till your blood boils!
im done wit ya'll fools!
Talkin **** like a preschool!
Yo fresh meat make my dawgs drewl!
But im out bitches Make some new ruless!

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