Neverending Rap Battle

go ahead... i just wanted 1 round... we'll have people vote on it..

unless you wanna spit idc

Ok, talk to you later

My bad man ill write back later ill be back in a little im goin out
Ill hit you back before tha end of ths night tho Insane

guess what Slim Shady is here
all you bitches out there get ready for me to start droppin bombs and rappin
you wannabe rappers out there tryin to make up them rhymes so ima begin the slappin and send yo ass for a long ass nappin
ill still rap betta then 90% of all of you bitches even when im on the toilet crappin
all of you just shoutin ****, talkin smack, talkin black, get ready to get sent the **** back
thinkin you was raised in the hood, like you had a hard life, bitch that aint nuthin compared to my family
ill keep spittin this **** as long as I have too to earn some respect until I sent most of you on the verge on insanity

go ahead, make fun of me cause im white
but remember ima bein the one with the gun to your head sayin good fuckin night
then your gonna look back when your in hell and say **** that wigga was right
go ahead and make fun of the fact im white trailer trash
ill walk ova to your so called big ass mansion and burn it until its nothin but a pile of fuckin ash
most of yall like to bring the race card in all of ya jokes
that'll get you nuthin but a bullet to the head and a thats all folks

just cuz im white doesnt mean I cant battle rap
its just anotha weakness to try to make fun of me about
if you wanna go im ready and ima win this one bout
ill punch yo fuckin lights until until your carried off into a body bag by the paramedics
ill be sure to send your mamma whats left of you priority Fedex

Look, Slim Shady, yup, oh baby, another nameless rapper just stole his namey
You got one post, I got almost 80, God only knows, you rap like an old lady
You rap on the toilet and kid I hate to spoil it, but every line you pass, just smells like ass
No ref would last, if he let your white ass pass, you about as good as that rapper who say he ain't fishin' fo' bass
Your lame-ass rhymes are internally inconsistent, but that ain't the reason that nobody's listenin'
It's cuz when we wanna eat we don't go ****-fishin', and yo' rhymes is like a fund drive for public television
If we was from the hood, we wouldn't live in no mansion, kid you shoulda joined that 90s boy-band Hanson
You say we pull the race card then you say we talk black, man yo' rrhymes is so funny it's like a circus on crack
You're right: bein white, don't mean you can't battle rap, but you ish ain't tight, everythin' you spit is crap
So before Christmas night, you better sit on Santa's lap, you better wish fo' Christmas that you can learn how to rap
Nah, you better wish fo' Christmas fo' a little bit o' money, cuz you can't send Fed Ex with food stamps man, haha you funny

Yo you say you Slim Shady/
you more like Peter Brady/
and you can't really rap/
and you aint gettin nothin to tap/
cuz yo' dick is 12 inches inverted/
and don't try to hit me back/
cuz my are mutha' fuckin peverted/
and when i spit you'll think you lit up on crack/
what the **** you gon' do/
nigga you aint even got a crew/
and don't rap gettin burnt from pot/
cuz rap you back into yo' spot/
and what the **** was up with yo' first rap/
talkin 'bout how yo' betta than us when you takin a crap/
you prolly aint takin a ****/
when you fuckin want to spit/
i sound betta when i caulf/
hell any is betta then a kid who raps while jackin off/
and if you really think you got what it takes/
you would rap with out a single break.

M Jeezy you really dont have a right be makin fun otha peoples fuckin names
Seriously dawg look at ya fuckin name, dude that **** needs to be to shame

I bet you wishin for Santa to pay you a visit for some late night action
my reaction is to put a bullet thro yo fuckin head, that **** is wack
yea my name is Slim Shady and now Im back but ****** I aint no imataty
My christmas wish is for new gun, cocked and loaded, to put some of these niggaz to rest
but the real people that need to be shot are the gay mutha fuckas and the people who commit incest
bitch you rappin at me, attemptin to diss me, actin like you the best
so what? I dont give a **** if you have 80 posts, Slim Shady is here, and Slim Shady is gone make you look like baby

figures you would know about public television, since you constinetly rappin on there for pennies and dimes
i suppose you need em to afford new rhymes
whats that **** about bass fishin
that dude gangsta already said it, what I bet you want that wigga to give you an ass whippin
but I seriouslt doubt that muther fucka could do it, he would prolly want to give ya a spankin
yea im dissin two at once, then again they have sumthing in common
both of dem bitches are commited lovas of the gay community and they **** aint bombin

Round 2?

yo, blindsides back on this site
ya'll betta hold tight, this bitch bout to ignite,
ill hook you with the left, jab with the right
id **** you up like the 9-11 flight
i come out goin crazy
flippin this **** making ya'll scream save me
earnin my right to spit ma rhymes
knockin em down fo the thousanth time
better respect brothers, ive made my place
dont be pullin yo gun, out of its gun case
cuz id **** you up til you need a back brace

yea guys, havent been on in a WHILE, dont even no any of you. tell me how that was, spit back if ya'll want.

aight, ill spin this ****

Hey lookie its another wigga tryin to be a nigga

This is a battle that only one of us wiggas will win, and guess what Im the star of this show
your the dude backstage beggin for a blow
im not like that so get the **** back before I blow you straight to hell
Hows that lame ass **** eva supposed to sell?
People will just reject it, send that **** back to you with a **** you
hell ill come to your fuckin concert just to be dude in the crowd shoutin boo
get the **** off the stage, rappin aint what you was meant to do

sure my dick is 12 inches long, just ask your girlfriend, she got to suck it last night
dont try it kid, this aint a game for wannabe rappers, so dont try to start a fuckin fight
when you wake up and realize this **** isnt a game, it'll be too late
youll be dead and burnin in hell, wishin you had listenin to that wigga to change ya fate

Im not dissin on you because your white, but because you give white rappas a bad name
your the reason we are discriminated against, hated by the fellow rappas, bringin the white race shame
so please, stop rappin, and give this **** up because you aint goin anywhere so dont share the pain
people tell me Im insane, maybe their right, so give it up before you end up in bed slain

Man my name is kinda lame but at least I didn't steal it
You just ridin' on Shady's fame, let's turn the heat up, can you feel it?
Man I ain't black, jack, but you can't win the way I deal it
You can't breathe the way I seal it, you can't fake this ish the way I real it
Gimme somethin' alive so I can kill it, man I damage you but I ain't heal it
You jus' wish for that new gun, in the mean time you betta run, son
Cuz I don't need to carry a nine on me
I just look at you and you cryin' fo' ya mami
I don't need PBS to sign me
I don't need ya mami's grimy hiney
Go on, go head jus' try me
Man talk about bass fishin', kid you don't listen, can't even understand who and how I'm dissin'
Gangsta said that ish and it was lame the first time, you even lamer with them trailer trash half-rhymes
So go 'head and just wish for that nine, cuz I'm waitin' to pop you but I ain't wait in no line
I'll pluck as many a ya teeth out as I got the time, cuz I need somethin' ta chew out them eyeballs that be hidin' ya mind
Gotta chew 'em and chew 'em up fine, but hell we ain't usin' mine, cuz I ain't lettin my tongue touch all that grime
Man I speak in metahpor metaphor metaphor, ish I rhyme it rhyme it hardcore
I drop you down through the floor, I pick you up, and I pop you down some more
This battle? I won it I won it I won it I get down
This website? I run it I run it I run it like Chris Brown
Man you still alive but you six feet under the ground
They won't even find you, them flesh-sniffin' hounds
Check how I just buried you alive
I ain't got ta bury you with dirt
I JUST BURIED YOU WIT' RHYMES!

blindside what the **** are you some lonely nigga on the net seeing if you can rap
that **** you just spit looks worse the the other wiggas crap
you think you gonna **** me up? lets see, ill blow ya ass right back to the fuckin KFC
its good that I got to you before some of the niggas here cuz if you think I teared apart
these niggaz wont hesitate to put a bullet in your fuckin heart

when im through with you you gone up late at night dreamin
wakin up from a neva endin nightmare scremin
im not the devil bitch but im the evil demon
nigga i think that better raps could come from Morgon Freeman

Shortest one I have wrote, but im tired

Shady you rhyme against gays
But you the one yellin' "boo" at WWA
Ok, give the kid a diss
Then go give ya boo a kiss

Man you tired?
Hell, you fired!
Pack up ya bags and go home
I run this ish alone

Yo shady by you callin me yo' boo/
you just said yo' homophobic side is through/
bitch don't you call me yo' boo again/
because i knew i should have shot ya then/
hey yo we got shitty aftamath and g-unot records/
neither of them have even been shot/
and listen to shitty dent he can't even pronounce words/
man that nigga been smokin way to much pot/
i hope that his wangsta' ass gets shot/
he has a hard time seelin a cd/
thats why that nigga need to be shown on mtv/
and i almost forgot shady/
if you caucasian why do you sound like you from hatie/
and that **** that you supposivley spit aint from you it be from yo' momas poker crew/
and when i come to kill you in yo' sleep i'll yo' ass alive like jew!

hey slim my girlfriend don't suck on a twot/
so shut the **** up before yo' trailer trash ass get shot/
and don't try to tell a German/
about people burnin/
cuz we were nazis/
not faggot assed G wannabes/
im a skin gang member/
this is important **** that you need to remember/
she won't go near yo' dick/
because that **** is loaded wit aids and she dont wanna get sick/
and plus she aint yo' mom/
i'll blow her up wit a c4 bomb/
my girl aint no whore/
so she'll shut you like a door.

wow... im out of this forum

Man I'll tell a German how to burn, how to die
Cuz we burned yo' Nazi ass in 1945
You better learn some respect, cuz by this time next Hannukah
I'll have you playin' "Shalom Aleihem" on your fricken harmonica

common shady, is that the best you could do?
the rhymes you spittin are untrue
cuz im gettin in yo head like some shampoo
you some white trash still listenin to blink 182
these niggaz will put a bullet in my heart?
whats wrong with you, ya little tart
you talkin all this trash right out yo ass
but your sucha prude ass bitch you fall on your ass from smokin sum grass
good i got you before they do?
whata fool
im sittin here dismembering you
i was the nigga in yo dream slicin your neck
get yo self in check
or ill bomb yo little ass up ta quebec
were all ya little white rich boys go and play
talkin **** on sum site cuz no one no your name
a fool like you should be tryin to earn some respect
cuz you couldnt get any ass even if you were a rape suspect

king jay are you going to spit bak...??? or not??