Neverending Rap Battle

doc diss


i cause disaster faster then a jedi master
, or an evil pastor
, fuk you call me a basterd
, it dont matter
, i got gore and more in this lyrical batter
, hit you with a bat till your frame shatters
, bone splits and flesh splatters
, your body will drop
, well im makeing body plot
, style patterns
, my rhymes circle the globe like the rings on saturn
,i dont need to diss doc he's does it on his own
,doc walked into michael jacksons home
, licked his bone
, grabbed the phone
, to shove it up his clit, an moan
, mike hit my ****
, till you break through to my tits
, an spew on my chest
, hey doc fuk u im the best
, take off the dress
, im not down with your sick fetish
,lets not let-this,
come between-us,
comeback an battle me when you grow a penis,

IM THE BEST OF THE BEST
FROM THE EAST 2 THE WEST
I'LL PUT U 2 REST
W/ONE BLOW OF MY BREATH
I GOT NO 'S' ON MY CHEST
OR'A VEST TO PROTECT
BUT I GOT YA'LL IN CHECK
LIKE A GAME OF CHESS
AND I AINT EVEN BREAKEN A SWEAT
CONSIDERING U JUST GOT SWEPT
OFF THE M.THERF.CKEN STAGE, MIC AND SET

doc diss


hook
i cause disaster faster then a jedi master
, masterbateing on an evil pastor
, fuk you call me a basterd
, it dont matter
, i got gore and more in this lyrical batter
, hit you with a bat till your frame shatters
, bone splits and flesh splatters
, your body will drop
, well im makeing body plot
, style patterns
, my rhymes circle the globe like the rings on saturn

verse1
im gonna say this quick
if its to hard to understand i make it simplistic
doc belongs in the special olympics
every line i spit will send you to hell
my punchlines hit harder then cement blocks attached to .44 shells
doc trying to emcee
is like being deaf an listening to a cd
or being blind and watching tv
you talk **** like you eat it
i took your last post like michael jackson an beat-it
treating me like im new-to-this
i'll shove you back up your mothers uteris
with barehands turned too two-fist
so hard it'll leave ya toothless
the truth is im ruthless you cant do what i can
the only lover you ever had was your hand
proff aka lyrical catapult
catastrophic results when i smash your ass of the asphault
doc stand and fight no reason to flee from fright
im the reason why the light at the end of the tunnel is white


hook
i cause disaster faster then a jedi master
, masterbateing on an evil pastor
, fuk you call me a basterd
, it dont matter
, i got gore and more in this lyrical batter
, hit you with a bat till your frame shatters
, bone splits and flesh splatters
, your body will drop
, well im makeing body plot
, style patterns
, my rhymes circle the globe like the rings on saturn



verse2
i dont need to diss doc he's does it on his own
doc walked into michael jacksons home
licked his bone
grabbed the phone
to shove it up his clit, an moan
mike hit my ****
till you break through to my tits
an spew on my chest
hey doc fuk u im the best
take off the dress
im not gonna let this sick fetish come between-us,
comeback an battle me when you grow a penis,
untill then don't hate
get plastic surgery and let a real doc operate
the bigger they are the harder fall
so doc's gonna hit hard with his silicone balls
an his penial pump
i got shells to dump
chump leave you with stumps
like the sargent from forrest gump

omg I'm so damn sh!tting myself now....umm......i don't think I have... but if i've mocked, dissed or belittled your mother in any way on this forum...then.....I apologize...
we cool?

YO EVERYONE...SHUT UP!!!
lets have 1 minute silence......


12-14-05
LJD
rest in peace

Ok I just need to ask:
Who busted that ill azz rhyme battling Mr. Insane......I mean, I don't care if you made it beforehand but....its got perfect bars its like, fuking....like good as....

and if you don't mind me saying.....I wanna call you a little b!tch and battle you.....but fuk man after reading that sh!t man I'm not too sure......

you wanna battle?






wtf am i doing?

you tha man professor..

no wait you theprofessor...
theprofessor <--yo how'd you get that name anyway?
I know you got it when you was in the cage but..
did you get it cause you, sort of, like conjured up lots of ways of smuggling in goods, and sh!t...so you was nicknamed "theprofessor"

its cool if you don't wanna let us know... I mean, you was in jail man....thats gotta be sh!t

yes I'm the triple posting god!

two reasons why im the professor


1.cause i was good at manipulateing **** like when i worked in the kitchen certain people got more food and i got my boys who worked cleaning crew to sneak me some chemicals in the suran wrap i gave them and theyd get me lightbulbs for shanks i also made homemade liqour in their by takeing the potato skins and fermenting them and i would sell that for cantine and i made homemade hallucinigens by takeing orange peels and putting toothpaste on the inside and about three weeks later they grow a fungi that when you eat you can hallucinate

2. and because i read 2-3 books a day im big on philosophy and i made that clear when people talk to me about there problems i was good at finding answers i also wrote alot of raps in there and when people read my **** it wasn't all battle raps it was alot about our minds i read a few sociology books and some phycology i read about nostredamus just overall alot of **** and thats the type of things id talk about and people who were doing there G.E.D would ask me to help them with there stuff so i did and thats how i became the professor

WOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man that was so spirit lifting and inspiring....<--sounds so gay..


but naw for real man, sh!t you really was theprofessor in there..
I don't even know half the sh!t about making liquor with potato skins and fungi and crap and sh!t up there was about...damn man.....wonder how many inmates you had on your side? did you get alot of respect?

another question..... whats G.E.D. ??

general equivalency diploma G.E.D.

respected by some i made the right friends you dont need more than a few guys if thier the right guys to know you know what i mean

yeah all you need are a few guys with a good rep, that won't get you in trouble.. then again its good to have friends on the trouble-making side (which is probably every side) so that you can always have a back up plan if anything dangerous comes your way...
^^^but hey what would I know....I haven't been in jail....not trying to diss u in any way prof.


General Equivalency Diploma

man dont trouble yourself about it this is the way i see it who's more dangerous the guy that does something bad and goes to jail unable to do anyone harm other than other wrong doer's or the guy who is his basement makeing a skitzophranic idea of how guns and biological can be used to take over the government with a sociopathic mind

ps:im going to go to school to be a chemist along with other things but guess who the sociopathic skitzophranic is



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thats some scary sh!t man.....

you know you could get a job as a Forensic Scientist with all your skills,
but with a curriculum Vitae like yours...I don't think they are allowed to let people solve crime scenes who have served time...


Yep I'm out.... last post of the day so..


Rap you later!
Crack you later!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Skitzophranic Laugh....uugghh! disgusting...

yo i was checking some **** and i saw this what the fuk doc have i ever bit anything man thats some fuked up **** who said i bit you this just got me steamed dude hit me back

yo theprofessor how come i'm down wiht my post i was at near enthusiast
?

or anyone

lmao not you, 'da professor'.. Not you.. and I'm not droppin' nomore on this site...Lacks alot, so I'll let you have the last word on our beef.. But ifyou want I can hit you comsethin' up real good?
bt i'm out..

anybody out there

Back in the yea of 01 my style was so live
Never got the props i deserved I dont know why
Time was of the essence and i never let it go by
or go dry the kid remained with the flow high
The body might past by the soul won't die
Pops told me to be the greatest you need to beat the best
I put that speech to test and begin to reach west
Spit fire non stop until my vains where heat less
Lord Jesus every verse was blowin the speakers
Kept it ruggid like 86 with addias sneakers
And burned mics hotter then satan with 400 fevers
Eager to rip up the tracks so i said **** the teaser
Any kepts coming got seen through like a invisible window
Rhyme style mightve been simple but effect blowin the scene up like a flamable chemical
Detatin my mental capacity over any track and instrumental
Went from Red Rayn to Mordaki blowin up the next individual
Niggas hated cause the style was spiritual but remained close kept like a father ritual
But lets be real real recogonize real so i know the heads had to see skill
Wether or not we stand connected
and all hate aside i know in the end most will understand and respect it...

any bitches wanna battle