Neverending Rap Battle

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rap_with_me_and_see,
ya got the wrong emcee,
ya wanna battle this hard
ya gonna come out a retard
cuz I got skills you ain't never seen,
not even in ya dreams
and the only thing that's poppin
is your selson blue routine
I got skills that'd make a giant quake with fear
then I'd level him with lyrics,
cuz he spilt my beer.
and you can't come near,
you don't need to relax
with ya polo shirt and ya gay-ass slacks.
Cuz this road dog likesta bark at the dark
and get you good and scared
like I was a fu**in shark
your sh*ts just too tame!
I'm ahead of your game
your ass better refrain
or I'll go insane
you must have diarrhea of the mouth an ass
cuz your lyrics look like sh*t,
son, you got no class.
and if you want it then take it
from my kung fu grip
but you ain't takin sh*t
with that broke-ass lip.
-H

wow! kinda reminds me of Em's verse on "Renegade"..

im spiritual but not religous

ghetto gumbo

yo yo supies in da hizzies

The fittest mother fu*ker, forcing infections under your bandage,
What?! ill back hand ya son cause im Blacker than your average,
Your mrs tellin you she got a headache, she dont wanna do it tonite,
mother fu*ker just limp, she wont give out cause you aint doin it right,
your bitch screamin "i love you baby" im too hot to handle,
she would of stuck with you if you stop wearin jandles,
be scuRRed fool dont cross me in the dark wit my pair of fist,
knock you stright the fu*k out even before you unload your clip,

one of des thangs aint like da other, one of des thangs aint quiet da same
but if you step on these toes ya mumma,gonna feed you from her tit again
your unprofesssh-anal you fag, check ya rear nigga you got dags,
10 inch rims you call mags, you fu*k ya own mum even on her rags! sick!
quit playin on dis battle dis shits for real down in definate
jump back in the boat before you get blown away you fu*ken imagrint
i never knew you were a star you claimin you rolled with korn nigga
movie title starying YOU, who ate the last piece of Korn, Porn! Poo Digger!

thoughts of pain an anquish
if i only had one wish
it would be to have this pain deminish
my heart is filled with disease
im on my knees
begging god please
take away my faith but leave me with my hope
as water rains down on this burning rope
which i call life
as im falling downwards towards the knife
i quickly had to make a decision
either move or have an incision
take my life or take my vision
i moved an inch to my left
im not blind but now im deaf
im not dead but i see death
i have to overcome my greatest fear
to live without my ears
without the ability to hear
id trade it for all the drugs and all the beers
now like bethoven i live a deaf career
now i cant hear something that meant so much
i have to create music simply by touch
as i sit in this room alone
pumping my music but hearing no tone
the only pleasure is the tingle in my bones
now i have overcome my greatest fear
to loose the ability to hear
as i take the plugs out of my ears

no cuRRssin....

Profess you's a soulful dude

thanks dj battlefield

and thankyou for reading my posts

ggggggg-unit haha
Come on look at this DJ Battlefield bitch
He nothing, he walks round like he in g-unit
But this ************ bluffing
He think he a g-unit soldier ************
I told you, you ain't **** but an ass ******
You see me in the park with your pants half down
I'm like you who ass you been ******* now
You and two of your boy ****, it from me and MC Houzey
Jus cos we had our hoods up
I was like yo what the **** we done
People will think we was carrying handguns
While our mother are sat inside making ******* bread buns
You speak to people like your the white version of 50 cent
But ha ha your just a motherfuker who bent
So if you wanna be the next g-unit remember
Go to the sign up in november
But that g-unit what we're telling you about stands for gay-unit
That's why you shoud join it
You can be the next new recruit
With your own little gimp suit
While we walk round in our pimp suits
Your a crazy motherfuker thinking you can pull all the bitches
Come on man you putting me in stitches
Laughing too much
You gonna be walking round with a crutch
If you try and front on my ****
I put money on your head
************ you gonna end up dead
You asking all the girl to give you head
But thats your job you get all the boy in your bed
Trying copy and change the way you speak
You ain't **** but a ******* school homework geek
Today you came on Able2know site and crying lets jus be friends
And i was like yo why the **** we need to pretend i don't like you
You can go **** yourself and all your pussy crew
Saying i can't rap i mean what the **** your **** wack
And i know when you see this diss you gonna be watching your back
Cos i ain't scared to run up on you with the mic
It's pointless to even diss
So i'm leave you to think your in g-unit trying get rich
Oh **** i forgot your in gay-unit

Dazza Boyz dissing DJ Battlefield

A YO YOU NEED TO GET OFF THAT STUFF, IM 12 AND ALREADY RAPPIN BETTER THAN PUFF, THATS RIGHT DOWG U AINT GOT **** ON ME ,I KNOW U LIKE MY STYLE BUT DOWG U CANT BE ME, U NEED TO GET OFF MY CASE AND GROW A PAIR, MAN U LIKE 30 AND STILL AINT GOT BALL HAIR, TRY TO MESS WIT ME , YOU BETTER COME CORRECT , WHEN EVA U BATTLE ME IM COMIN AT YA ASS DIRECT,YA FELL TAHT YET, I THINK ITS DA ROCK, DAMN STRAIT DOWG MY NAMES JAYSHOCK.

You claim to be a lyrical contenda
But really your just a lyrical pretenda, i put them end to you
Now it's your turn to render
Break you maybe bend you
Whatever i think is better
When i get your mum pussy wet
She ride me like beretta
Claiming Dazza Boyz don't know what you are,
Jayshock you ain't **** but a bitch
Wile my style is getting phatter
Your is striking out like batters
Like potatoes i'll mash you
Like Y2K i'll rash you
Perhaps you couldn't grasp that factors of my mental rapture
My style is so enhanced
Like a cd or computer
I'm a real mc be spitting lyrics like i'm high on weed.
Don't offer me coz i'm drug free.
Vocabulary and words is my key.
You wanna rhyme and say you a true OG.
I'm the acid in the rain, killer bee in the flower
Calm and quiet never tripping still bringing power
Making wac, weak mcs start weaping
Coz if i stop spitting game my lyrics start creeping
Into your ears and make your mind absorb
My lyrical abilities coz i'm a lyrical lord
I go togeva with the microphone, like jack goes to jill
Making every ******* rap critic recognize my skill
And i know it's gonna be hard cos i'm just a grain of sand
Surrounded by other rappers trying get the upa hand
Haha you can't go up outta site your scared of,
An aeroplane flight, so why don't you stay Jayshock
And put up a ******* fight

Dazza Boyz dissing Jayshock

You claim to be a lyrical contenda
But really your just a lyrical pretenda, i put them end to you
Now it's your turn to render
Break you maybe bend you
Whatever i think is better
When i get your mum pussy wet
She ride me like beretta
Claiming Dazza Boyz don't know what you are,
Jayshock you ain't **** but a bitch
Wile my style is getting phatter
Your is striking out like batters
Like potatoes i'll mash you
Like Y2K i'll rash you
Perhaps you couldn't grasp that factors of my mental rapture
My style is so enhanced
Like a cd or computer
I'm a real mc be spitting lyrics like i'm high on weed.
Don't offer me coz i'm drug free.
Vocabulary and words is my key.
You wanna rhyme and say you a true OG.
I'm the acid in the rain, killer bee in the flower
Calm and quiet never tripping still bringing power
Making wac, weak mcs start weaping
Coz if i stop spitting game my lyrics start creeping
Into your ears and make your mind absorb
My lyrical abilities coz i'm a lyrical lord
I go togeva with the microphone, like jack goes to jill
Making every ******* rap critic recognize my skill
And i know it's gonna be hard cos i'm just a grain of sand
Surrounded by other rappers trying get the upa hand
Haha you can't go up outta site your scared of,
An aeroplane flight, so why don't you stay Jayshock
And put up a ******* fight

Dazza Boyz dissing Jayshock

is dazza boyz more than one person

Nah blud Dazza Boyz just a one person

Why asking ?

yo dazza then why's ur name dazza boyz

That what all the homies and bitchy called me that name but i don't want that name but i can't think of better name then that so you get me!!

well whats your real name and what are your hobbies and where you from

My name is Darren
My hobbies is about:
Rapping
Fighting
Gym
Football
Party
Getting pissed
And hanging around with homies
I from Lancing which it near Brighton

Why you wanna know about my life ?