Neverending Rap Battle

gOOd sh1t GTO

man i respect u

LASTDAY OF LAS WEEK
YO YO

right now im speaking/
rapperz sit down keep eating/ keep pounds pumping
i be here with a vision 2 keep crowds jumping/
i aint got a plan jus a piece of paper . i look up
i SEE nothing but failure, in U and your uncle who died a sailer
cant u see he died at sea
why the fk u called YTZ/ steve whats up yer yellow jacket sleve
let me see please/is a key/ give me it / dont sneeze /hand it over/ so i push him he aint tripping i kick him he down flippin

this rap was wrote jus now and i agree its a total load of bollox

If you gonna text battle, spell ya **** right
But don't bother, just bite ya lips tight
'Cause now I'm here, and I'ma stear this ship
You no dipset, you no pimp, you no MC
Man, you neva gonna make it to MTV
Lemme give you a lesson in life
Don't take a lot of strife to rap in your life
It'll end up with a knife through your heart,
And you won't even be able to afford **** from Wal-Mart

You'll end up on the streets of NYC
And all you'll have is LSD

This post was not to make any offense
But man, next time I see you, you be on the New York Times for a criminal arrest

Gangsta, I can tell that you write all your rhymes in a hurry
like Pac, i'll break the law and your jaw all in the same flurry
and dawg what tha **** was you thinkin' even gettin' me started?
by the 10th line you'll be out of breath like a fat person that just farted
so before we even begin this, i'll warn you that my rhymes are endless
they'll make you quit rappin and start hookin' in a pink dress
nigga you don't run wit no killa's or bust no slugs
you just get on your knees and give all your homeboy's hugs
and when I speak in my rhymes, I speak the truth
you just plain nutty and chocolate like Baby Ruth
please say somethin' back, mafucka i'm darin' you
cuz if you do, your family will be chillin' in the ICU waitin' room
waitin' for tha doctor to come out bearin' tha bad news
about how you gotta spend the rest of your life breathin' off tubes
they might as well pull tha plug cuz there's no way you'll be saved
when you die, i'll laugh and fuckin' spit on your grave
cuz in this lyrical fight, i'm gonna always be the champ
your dead now cuz your life wasn't worth a food stamp

You say you gonna break ma jaw?
Man, this is the internet, but I'd leave you in awe
You'd be on the ground shakin from ma beats
My rhymes, my disses, my melodies
And if we fought, in physical fight
I'd kick ya ass, and send you off to a huge flight

Go back to Africa, wannabe bitch
You ain't neva gonna be the best,
You're just gonna end up in a huge ditch
I'll see you when I walk by, and man I'll spit in your lil hole
I'd leave you there to rot, and hit you with coal

However, my raps come in like static shock
They hit you, shock you, and leave you with no cock

Go ahead, reply to this post
But I'll just smoke you like toast

anyone online

First off, I was talkin' to Gangsta and not to you
but since you wanna beef, i'll make sure your raps are through
and dawg you know you don't wanna see me in a fight
cuz i'll bust you upside your head and knock out your lights
for talkin **** to me, man you can't be fuckin' serious
I think all that dick you been suckin' has made you grow delierious
just like that nigga Method Man, I come to bring tha pain
you'll see first hand when I knock your nerdy ass out your coke bottle frames
yeah, I bet you would like to spit in my hole but not wit your mouth
you known worldwide in the gay clubs for goin' down south
you can't make me give up my mic, i'll never retire it
especially not after gettin' dissed by a wack butt pirate
and I ain't knockin' your sexuality, do what you gotta do
i'm just sayin' that your rhymes are like your dick, they stink like doo-doo

yo hinaken hu u battling

Listen up Hinaken

You nothin but a wannabe gangsta
Eminem could whoop yo ass, and he a f*ckin wangsta
The name Hinaken sounds like some Chinese gook
In fact, I saw you on this book
It was ISpy, you were next to the doll, f*cking it in the ass
But man, you try to text rap, but you still got no class
If you were anything, anything at all
You'd be rappin in real life, not rapin kids in the stall

Ooo Ooo, I bet you be hatin' now
Everytime I read your posts, all I say is wow
Not 'cause you're good, but 'cause your a wimp
Battle in real life, don't try and go on a forum and be a pimp
This is fo fun, but you take it to the next level
So I came to take you down, 'cause I'm the Red Devil

I dunno who you wanna be,
But I sure know you a wannabe that gets stung by bees like me
Maybe these wimps are too afraid to challenge you
But I'll take on any jew, including you

What I should do is take you out for a trip on a boat
shoot you, throw you off and see if your ass floats
but I figured before this battle even began that you already lost
so i'll just take your jewish family and start my own halocaust
thrown um in tha incernator so you better grab an urn
treat um like Usher and just let them bitches burn
and Hinaken ain't chinese dumbass, it's tha name of a beer
but you wouldn't know that cuz you only drink wine coolers like a queer
so how you wanna die bitch? from the blade or tha gauge?
either way your face is gonna be on tha obituary page
and don't even worry about a funeral cuz no one's gonna miss you
they'll all just laugh at your ass and talk about how they dissed you
and I really don't give a **** how elite you are nick
the site of your dead body will make even the oldest paramedic sick
and your damn right I take it to the next level cuz I don't dwell on tha bottom
you tried to spit rounds at me but like a teflon vest, I caught um
I spit these hot lyrics and get the underground scene goin' nuts
while your out on tha grind tryin' to get a nut in another dude's butt
and so what if i'm a wannabe, I still got it goin' on
unlike you, the rappin' version of Elton John
you got so many gay love stories, you don't even know where to begin
just tell everyone how you blow dicks like a candle in the wind
better be careful who you **** before you end dead in the morgue
I think it's safe to say that your the gayest performer since Boy George
that ****'s very funny to me and I can say it with a smirk
it's 5:55, ain't it time for your daily homo circle jerk?
If you don't think i'll call you gay again dawg, just watch me
you straight look like a ghettofied version of Liberace
in tha club lookin' for a dude that you can man handa
lookin' all prissy wit sequens all up in your bandana
holdin' your glass wit 2 fingers while you takin' a sip
before you respond back to me you better go wipe that cum off your lip..bitch!

Lmfao, like I said, you're taking this too seriously xD

Hey
yo fools, you guys are tryin to be al gangsta, but yall looki like a bunch of wankstas! i dont see no bling bling, but you still actin like you so fresh and so clean clean!
Sooki

wut the fu** happened here....all these new ppl r jus plain out awful and they think they r hot shi*... seriously like elite nick..who do you think you are??? hinaken murdered u bruh...get ova it

props to the good rappers on this site..but it aint many...

Hey im just doing this for fun! I know im no Good!
: ) Sooki

Elite....do us all a favor and stop right now before you get smacked,
You just started a battle with a warrior who can actually rap,
I back professa up, what the hell has happened to this site,
Gone from true mcs to bitches trying to start fights,
Dawg you wouldn't know a good rhyme if it came up and bite you,
Go back some pages and read some professa's **** maybe it will incite you,
You come in here talkin hot **** but stop...take a listen...no one is clappin,
Except for some dumb ass in the back row who don't know what rap is,
They better make a prescription for your diction is gonna get us all sick,
Who the hell you think you are you stupid ass prick,
Heres some advice.....sit dow and take a number get in line,
Cuz its just a matta of time before you pick a fight with some one that can rhyme,
Dawg it sounds like you got your rhymes from Dora the Explora,
You just like a little flyyin buzzin in mah ear hard to ignore ya,
I know I ain't the best on this site and I give credit to all those whose lines be imbedded,
throughout the past 500 pages,
but it seems like its been ages,
Since I read a rhyme I didn't despise,
From all these punk ass new guys,
Who think they soljas but they show up to fight,
Armed with weak ass rhymes and butta knifes,
Dawg ....Elite don't stick with it your lines so lame even Nostradamus predicted it.

yo thx GTO..its a shame...this site used 2 be numba 1..but now with all these lame as@ mc posers...its not

and elite in case u wanna see a rap thats good look at GTO's post...

hey ive been gone for a bit practiceing an settleing buisness, da professor an gto are right, but the new people need to learn from somebody so why don't we teach them

hey proff u up 4 a rematch??

I hope your not talking bout me! are you? I just thought this was a cool site to let ou some flows! Peace out bros!
Sooki