aight da proffesor.. its Slipperz and Da proffesor
Verses Dr_Eryk and For realz
Once the mentioned parties have checked in and shown that they have recognised the line-up then we will get it going...
lmao aight. lets get this poppin'...
Rules:
No bitin'
No bar limit. but make it reasonable, makin 'it too long is just borin' to read. lol.. jk.. but make it reasonable.
I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin
I'm P-dawg, you're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Glim, the DAWG is really a fake alias
to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head, spazmatic
strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, IV full of thai weed
Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese
twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends
on if I keep on killin my girlfriends
When I speak I blow out your tweeters
A dog
Show out with speakers
Roll out with heaters
Im just a animal eatin the game
Jungle monkey
Funky, and OP-Dawgs the name
I roll solo
Never been a hoe, though
Keep gats vocal
When cats act loco
Where you at when Im movin the crowd
You get trampled, mashed on Detroit style
Up out your seats
Pump out the Es
Off the beats, the crowd "P-Dawg, please"
Where my niggers at, smokin them trees
Off the cognac, finger f**kin a skeez
Thats how it is when you party with me
You dont like it?
You L7 like a square be
ehh who eva gets offended by this can battle me or wateva hehe :wink:
i cant wait any longer, cant sit back and hold my tongue
now ima start killin by the start of my war drum
you think you can step up to me? damn you must be dumb
in the jungle pack of rappers you cant survive off a crumb
man your a whack ass, your a god damn scavenger
i can be the PRO and the you can play the AMATEUR
it'll be the ultimate battle, like Godzilla versus Gamorra
we could do it infront of the world, through a pay per view camera
my lyrics are supernatural, like 2PAC magical
my words devour you as if i was HANIBAL the CANNIBAL
i got ya'll sh1t scared, and ya'll probably wont reply to me
this battles mine even if the judges were your own family
and when you read this verse, it clogged up your esophagus
like an ancient pharoah locked up in its ancient sarcophagus
your gettin slaughtered, in this site i should be the HOST
worship me b1tches, im as devine as the holy GHOST
i even killed the rappers in this site who raps the most
I used to guzzle 40's, and own a beat up Caddy
Since the hood still love me, I'll turn the heat up daddy
I went from mackin fly honies on the train
to straight relaxin on the beach, countin money gettin brain
Soon as you rappers get a chance you wanna floss a lot
You buy a iced out watch because it cost a lot
Then you in the club, stylin with dough
Profilin with hoes that we boned, a while ago
You rookies haven't done enough laps around the track
You had one hot single, but then your album sounds wack
Son you bore me with your war stories
You ain't even do that ****, so that's just more stories
How you expect us to take you seriously?
The look in my eye punk, has got you scared of me
I'm blastin your sons, I'm snatchin your funds
You catch a royal ass-whoopin, you've been askin for one
Bitch you don't even know, the half about me
I bring it straight to your chest, ask your staff about me
I'm just a little bit older, plus a whole lot wiser
I might advise ya, or I might pulverize ya
I can visit any city, get respect in the street
While you alone in your room, shook to death of the streets
I'll take a second to speak, I keep my weapon in reach
I ain't talkin romance but you'll get swept off your feet
I keeps a ghetto chick, that loves to blast and she peddle ****
Groupies fake moves, I get her to settle ****
You can't compare to the status right here
Legendary worldwide, we can battle right here
Listen junior, I'ma tear back your wig
This ain't TV but I'll show you what a "Fear Factor" is
Stop grillin me, and all that frontin is killin me
You leave me no choice but to hurt your feelings G
haha bitten frm GANGSTAR" u wanna battle".... phil dawg you been a biting b1tch just like sme whackos here b1tch..does your mum know you say bad words?? damn go cry to your mum
its not my mum i need to moan to..i no your mum doesnt care..she was groaning all sorts of bad words last night when i was with her
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Gang-Starr/Battle.html
That's Gangstarr's song "battle", I looked into it and it is..
Phill wrote:
I used to guzzle 40's, and own a beat up Caddy
Since the hood still love me, I'll turn the heat up daddy
I went from mackin fly honies on the train
to straight relaxin on the beach, countin money gettin brain
Soon as you rappers get a chance you wanna floss a lot
You buy a iced out watch because it cost a lot
Then you in the club, stylin with dough
Profilin with hoes that we boned, a while ago
You rookies haven't done enough laps around the track
You had one hot single, but then your album sounds wack
Son you bore me with your war stories
You ain't even do that ****, so that's just more stories
How you expect us to take you seriously?
The look in my eye punk, has got you scared of me
I'm blastin your sons, I'm snatchin your funds
You catch a royal ass-whoopin, you've been askin for one
Verse Two
Bitch you don't even know, the half about me
I bring it straight to your chest, ask your staff about me
I'm just a little bit older, plus a whole lot wiser
I might advise ya, or I might pulverize ya
I can visit any city, get respect in the street
While you alone in your room, shook to death of the streets
I'll take a second to speak, I keep my weapon in reach
I ain't talkin romance but you'll get swept off your feet
I keeps a ghetto chick, that loves to blast and she peddle ****
Groupies fake moves, I get her to settle ****
You can't compare to the status right here
Legendary worldwide, we can battle right here
Listen junior, I'ma tear back your wig
This ain't TV but I'll show you what a "Fear Factor" is
Stop grillin me, and all that frontin is killin me
You leave me no choice but to hurt your feelings G
haha phil dats da worst momma jokes..i dont even cal it a joke..dude dont u get it? ur crap and a biter..go and keep fukin your sheep, you dirty sheep fuker
yo DOC i think the battle youll be havin with fo realz will be good, but i reckon slippz and proff can also come up with som killaz too..fun to see
i'm ready 2 go whenever you guys r
idc if who drops firts
phil dawg you r an embarrassment
plz stop postin
i'm ready 2 go whenever you guys r
idc if who drops firts
phil dawg you r an embarrassment
plz stop postin
not mad but some of yall need to pay close attention i did use wordplay and metaphors in my post
i dont write brake downs so im not suprised a lot of **** is over ur head
doc, for realz vs. slipperz and da proffessor
I would like to take on the winner if someone wants to be on my side
tImE_bAnDiT wrote:yo DOC i think the battle youll be havin with fo realz will be good, but i reckon slippz and proff can also come up with som killaz too..fun to see
Yeah, I know what both of them are capable of, well be fun to watch.. lol.. good luck ya'll..
just waitin'' for my partner to check in. and slipperz to check in.
tImE_bAnDiT wrote:yo DOC i think the battle youll be havin with fo realz will be good, but i reckon slippz and proff can also come up with som killaz too..fun to see
Yeah, I know what both of them are capable of, well be fun to watch.. lol.. good luck ya'll..
just waitin'' for my partner to check in. and slipperz to check in.
for realz when ur done with ur battle i wanna take u on
ur a prime example of what i wrote
"I spin heads when I spin webs with my lyrical antics It's no suprised mc's that think they fly get stuck on my semantics"
which means i spin spider webs with my lyrics
mc's that think they're fly get stuck on the meaning
keep lol, ur a joke that co signs to whack sh*t
later yall im out
