Neverending Rap Battle

MC TrikstR wrote:

To risky...Justta friendly battle innit cos like no 1 is eva battling here or shitt and ur good dawg props so here it is:

You think your mad sick with ya monotonous multiplication of multis//
But ill be 'cappin' your ass quicker then if i was playing a game of 'skully'//
Rymes will leave you 'beaten, battered,bloody and raw'//
Like it was your first experience of the traumatic texas chainsaw//
Niggah im casually callin you out//
Im blowin up and upliftin like nuclear fallout//
Your spirit is stutterin your lyrcis just sprawl out//
I 'SHOCK CATS' LIKE I 'LOCK CAPS' (caps lock) YOU DONT KNOW what ya talking about//
This is the battle of the boroughs so 'RISKY PUT YA HANDS UP'//
risky cant cuz i 'made his legs snap' so now he cant 'STAND UP'//
I 'inflict pain' in a 'sick game' when i 'hit dames' in this 'tR!k range'//
Your lyrical flow is lower than if you were going frame by frame//
Battle me with YOUR strategies, your better off a shattered corpse//
Rattle me with a tattered beat and get lost in my metaphors//

yo hit back bro...!

yo this guy's rhymes are spasticated he's a disgrace to british people
he could stand outside a church and still couldn't find the steeple
i spit on the spot his **** is already written
how the judges supposed to judge when your spit was bitten
you say u got loads of hoes thats okay trik
cus dose da only girls you can get to suck your dick
your situation is simple girls dont want you you want them
you getting a girl f!_!ck i got more chance of being Eminem
you come here thinking you got street cred
but i know more popular brands of bread
im like the devils most evilest creation
while you still lookin for the meaning of reputation
you the type that acts bad trying to blaze the word 'homie'
but newsflash you could get whooped by tolmie
i went away now im back and going up in rank im asseceding
you been here all day and everyday and u jus keeping decsending
you ant know gangsta stop pretending
ur rhymes are meaninless com on start makin them offending
you just wanna get to the top but you a bit 2 hasty
get on your knees b!tch i got some milkshake for you and its tasty

mc risky wrote:

yo this is for eryk i want to battle him

yo for a docter his ryhmes are trashier den skool lunches
u cant beat me with the same old u need to drop bombs u need some nuclear punches (new-clear)
u can act like da man smoke weed and and wears da hats
but u no wen da gunz come out u break like kit kats
i see you trying to act bad with ur no name trainers
lookin like they came from uranus (your-anus)
i bet you just some loser who puts his hair in braids
but bruv it dont cover the fact you dying of AIDS
and im here to help you on your way
then blast your fat ass all over the U.S.A
see im like a terriorist but im only here to terrorise you
cuz i know dat if u were a b1tch with ur legs open still no 1 would rape u
in this battle ill rip you leave you merked with no clue
make your momma wish her fat ass aborted you
im hotter then the earths core
i got ur girl screaming "Risky encore"
so u just stay put and keep wanking get ur sprem splurgin
cause face facts bro you gonna die a virgin
see this has developed into a bizzare scenario
because you only dreaming you above me like level four in mario*
deres no rap future for u ure probably end up in gay porn the type thats hardcore
cuz da closet ur get to a record deal is half price at da music store
and i know you jus a greedy ass fool,i bet if his granny came out smelling like chicken
he would go get some napkins and liquor(lick-her)
and i know on this site you got a rep. and some people may judge and say you dissed me down
but just remember i the real reason your brother is half brown


* level four in mario is a dream land place

yo after eryk's spits back can people judge this battle

lmao alright... herre's mine.. 10 bars should be good enough.

Yo, U been on my last nerve from the moment of Ur 1st post
thinkin' Ur all that! when in reality U suck more than the most
I don't even have to try when I'm up agianst weak fu*ks like U
c'mon kid, dr_eryk vs mc Risky now this isn't even a fight dude
I couldn't feel Ur lines if U spit Ur whole verse in Brail
U couldn't drop hard **** if U mastered a rain dance for hail
U rap like a dog on her period! seriously everyone look at how this bitch flows
U beatin' me is like watchin' a monkey tryin' to fight with a hippo
I don't know How to say that in lamest terms but U don't stand a chance
like the one nighter with Ur girl, I'm droppin' U faster than Ur girls pants
Kids lines are more stretched out than his mothers pussy on work night (Prostitute)
only time risky comes hard is when he's jackin' to his gay porn site
U wanted me to post this verse up asap, **** I'll post it before thursday hits
dumb bitch comin' to me when he 1st started out askin' "what wordplay is?"
and I literally had to tell U! but fu*k it, Ur usin' Ur words all wrong!
I'm fu*kin' smokin' U, sorta like what cheech and chong do on a bong
even before U posted Ur verse, U were already gettin' sonned
Ur lyrics are so bad U probably could get beat by william hung
and that guy don't even freestyle, he's the guy who sucked on american idol
Only time we see at the same level is the "dr_eryk vs Mc risky" battle title

I'm done.....

votes. I guess.

Mc Risky wrote:

MC TrikstR wrote:

To risky...Justta friendly battle innit cos like no 1 is eva battling here or shitt and ur good dawg props so here it is:

You think your mad sick with ya monotonous multiplication of multis//
But ill be 'cappin' your ass quicker then if i was playing a game of 'skully'//
Rymes will leave you 'beaten, battered,bloody and raw'//
Like it was your first experience of the traumatic texas chainsaw//
Niggah im casually callin you out//
Im blowin up and upliftin like nuclear fallout//
Your spirit is stutterin your lyrcis just sprawl out//
I 'SHOCK CATS' LIKE I 'LOCK CAPS' (caps lock) YOU DONT KNOW what ya talking about//
This is the battle of the boroughs so 'RISKY PUT YA HANDS UP'//
risky cant cuz i 'made his legs snap' so now he cant 'STAND UP'//
I 'inflict pain' in a 'sick game' when i 'hit dames' in this 'tR!k range'//
Your lyrical flow is lower than if you were going frame by frame//
Battle me with YOUR strategies, your better off a shattered corpse//
Rattle me with a tattered beat and get lost in my metaphors//

yo hit back bro...!

yo this guy's rhymes are spasticated he's a disgrace to british people
he could stand outside a church and still couldn't find the steeple
i spit on the spot his **** is already written
how the judges supposed to judge when your spit was bitten
you say u got loads of hoes thats okay trik
cus dose da only girls you can get to suck your dick
your situation is simple girls dont want you you want them
you getting a girl f!_!ck i got more chance of being Eminem
you come here thinking you got street cred
but i know more popular brands of bread
im like the devils most evilest creation
while you still lookin for the meaning of reputation
you the type that acts bad trying to blaze the word 'homie'
but newsflash you could get whooped by tolmie
i went away now im back and going up in rank im asseceding
you been here all day and everyday and u jus keeping decsending
you ant know gangsta stop pretending
ur rhymes are meaninless com on start makin them offending
you just wanna get to the top but you a bit 2 hasty
get on your knees b!tch i got some milkshake for you and its tasty

can people judge the battle ^^^^^ punches , winner etc.
or just drop me some feedback on my spit

So Imsdal never replied to anything of mine, WHY? cuz i roasted him, he kinda layed low for a while then pretended like nothing ever happened, smart move.
Oh, yeah this newbie A$$A$$in8, I'll be glad to roast you as well, just say when.


Remember. . . I'm at the top of the Chain. Even though i'm also a newbie.