Neverending Rap Battle

To risky...Justta friendly battle innit cos like no 1 is eva battling here or shitt and ur good dawg props so here it is:

You think your mad sick with ya monotonous multiplication of multis//
But ill be 'cappin' your ass quicker then if i was playing a game of 'skully'//
Rymes will leave you 'beaten, battered,bloody and raw'//
Like it was your first experience of the traumatic texas chainsaw//
Niggah im casually callin you out//
Im blowin up and upliftin like nuclear fallout//
Your spirit is stutterin your lyrcis just sprawl out//
I 'SHOCK CATS' LIKE I 'LOCK CAPS' (caps lock) YOU DONT KNOW what ya talking about//
This is the battle of the boroughs so 'RISKY PUT YA HANDS UP'//
risky cant cuz i 'made his legs snap' so now he cant 'STAND UP'//
I 'inflict pain' in a 'sick game' when i 'hit dames' in this 'tR!k range'//
Your lyrical flow is lower than if you were going frame by frame//
Battle me with YOUR strategies, your better off a shattered corpse//
Rattle me with a tattered beat and get lost in my metaphors//

yo hit back bro...!

stunning work trik..
you're not writing those 13-yearold punches anymore!!! nice!




i see you've upgraded it to puberty-punches now!

seeing you're rhymes and multies, i don't know whats sadder..
those pathetic punches or that you don't know that content matter...
mysterious delirious sneak eye previews, an imperious awake suspense.
^i bet ya'll wack "mc's" thought that was a great line, but fu*kers... it makes no sense!
Just like you're punches, trik.

You write about your skills, that you're so dope,
If your rhymes were a life-raft, there'd be no hope.
You've got the sh!tt!est style, it can't compare to mine..
i'm like jackie chan, rocky and Arnold combined...
By teh way bitch, i've got your mom at my place....
Hold on for a sec while i release my 'Load' on her face..
Triks's the self-announced champ on this site, can someone remove this thread?
Who the f|_|ck registers on a site to post bitten raps to improve their cred?
Me writing bullshit about your text really got you mad didn't it?
Like a gay punchbyting mofo, you "hunt" for the "forbidden ****"..

lmao damn this guy is ******* dumbas **** when i dropped those clues like erm.........

"cuz" "other me" doc got it str8 away let me spell it out bitch........

G-H-O-S-T-W-R-I-T-T-E-N you dumbfuck lmao and damn my styles whack...ok look at urs then tell me that yeh and my punches are whack?! hmm damn youve got your head so far up your ass you cant see fukk all so get it out and read properly you dumbfuckkkaaaaaa you dnt get my wordplay so you think my shi sdont make sense your just and outplayed motherfucking wanna be who thinks they all IT im challenging you man lets go!

aight imsdal..loser gets booted of the site cos ive adda nuff of your gimmicks bitch and ur justta waste of posts on this site so be ready to be booted of ,............., seeing as im all whack and **** you wouldnt mind accepting this hehe

by the way trikster.. you know i'm just joking around don't you?
i hope you're not being all serious ? hehe.. take it as the joke it is..


btw, i'm sorry if i didn't "get your clues"... you're english skills are like a 7-yearolds, so i can't always figure out what you're trying to say..

lmao...... ismdal, You're obiviously online now, vote on my battle!

are you joking around?

aww diddums dis bitch thought i was fu|<ing round shame COS IM NOT! loser fukks of home dawg!!!

i'll even spit 1st if ya really want well doc was clever enough to figure out my clues so why should you get an exception? shouldda thought 1st when you messed with

Mr.Ripter

mwa hahaha

wow..

Eryk, how old do you think TrikstR is?

lmao I know how old he is.... vote up on my battle bro!

he's... 14 ? am i close ?

by the way Trik, ban me.. i don't care.. it's you who "lives" on this website..

lmao he can't bann you! lol....

as much as i would love to ban you...butt to my dismay unfortunatly i cannot do that.... idrather kick your ass of the better way

& you got it imsdal and so you accepting my challenge loser ets the fu|< outta here ?

your quick enough to say i suck and all this shitt mang yeh i suck so battle me im sooo bad and soo whack you'd easily whoop my anus

o yeh you sound bout 12 with your cocky backchats ya'll asking to get your dome cracked and your lip busted and ass tightened!!!!!!!!

battle me bitch

LIKE I SAID LOSER FUKKS OF HOME ... YOU ACCEPT OR FORFEIT!

Mr.Ripter

i will NEVER whoop/touch/or even get close to your anus man.. get the hell away!


Just post your verse, i couldn't care less...
and eryk, was i right about his age?

yo this guy's rhymes are spasticated he's a disgrace to british people
he could stand outside a church and still couldn't find the steeple
i spit on the spot his **** is already written
how the judges supposed to judge when your spit was bitten
you say u got loads of hoes thats okay trik
cus dose da only girls you can get to suck your dick
your situation is simple girls dont want you you want them
you getting a girl f!_!ck i got more chance of being Eminem
you come here thinking you got street cred
but i know more popular brands of bread
im like the devils most evilest creation
while you still lookin for the meaning of reputation
you the type that acts bad trying to blaze the word 'homie'
but newsflash you could get whooped by tolmie
i went away now im back and going up in rank im asseceding
you been here all day and everyday and u jus keeping decsending
you ant know gangsta stop pretending
ur rhymes are meaninless com on start makin them offending
you just wanna get to the top but you a bit 2 hasty
get on your knees b!tch i got some milkshake for you and its tasty

there you go trik

imsdal you on right now

god spit risky but i'll hit at chu 2moro man quite late her and im nackered gotta get ready and **** for 2 moro ya'll aight good spit man PROPS! later bro

lmao that's a ncie verse... nice opener and closer. that's alittle short though, could of been longer, no one actually seen ismdal spit anything of his own.. so just waitin to see what he spit..