Neverending Rap Battle

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoops sry bout that one

thansk RB

Yo
I sit here in front of my computer and see your rap,
yo tthats not rap that really bad crap,
your guys rymes are so whack,
i got better rymes comming from my ball sack,

Ooh look nooby boy, it's your first post!
How dare you get thrown away and end up on our coast
Lookin all confused like a newborn baby,
Out-rhyming you is like takin yo candy
you have a ball sack, do you have a dick sack
to put em up yo ass as you cry cuz you not black?

Who do you think you are,
You aint no Fitty,tupac or some thug,
you're always in need of a Hug,
You're so distant and far,
i couldnt catch you if i was in a car,
your ideas are so bad,
They make everybody sad,
you just wish you had,
all the bling and the hos,
but all you got is the bros,

Hah! At least I got the bros
and don't you talk about the hos,
the only thing you been datin lately is hippos
Did I make you sad? you can cry me a river
O' you can take a knife and cut out yo liver,
ooh I'm sorry boy that aint gonna kill ya
But you might as well give me that,
it's time you face the facts,
you owe me yo life, how many times did I have to tell ya
I had to convince yo mom to not sell ya

man i need an opponent or are you all full of fear,
desperate for anyone, i dont care if yo rhymes are wierd,
mine arent so great i will admit to you,
but at least im paying dues,
so hit me up drop a line if ya wanna have a time,
and ill be sure to put u front in my line....

yea its **** honestly i know just someone battle me!

battle me then.. Bored as ****... spit... and I'll spit

Yo you little precher,

God dont exist,
because i would have threw a fist,
and struck him for the dumb **** he does,
let poor starving people die,
so some people can get their buzz,
yo i aint shy,
but guy,think about stuff before you say it,
or you might wake up in 6foot deep ****,

I'll go,

Hah, look at you, you admit your own defeat!
You a lil white boy you just can't compete,
Dont try to battle the big boys if you cant stand on yo feet
You ain't got no balls let alone a beat

(that was supposed to be in response to whiteboi but wtv)

you guys are not sick you are ill,
it makes me want to kill,
for the dumb **** you say,
its plain hard crap,
do you know the definition of rap,
its to ryme while making sense,
not to blurt out stuff you can buy for 2cents,
i have said enough today,
im done with all this,
im gonna go take a piss,
and then im gonna go to bed,
and thats about the closest,
i ever come to being dead,
the day is over besides you need some rest,
from gettin flamed,
all you did was be ashamed.

lmao **** that was one weak as battle.

the best on the site



we need to know who the best on the site is so everyone say who they think is the best speak your opinion



yo doc dont take offense but me an you know whos the best


yo doc your right when i dissed carbon it was light
i was trying to be polite it was his first fight
so i hit him with my write
despite that i like how he took what i gave '
i give him props it shows he's brave
or dumb like "super dave"
listen cause when i rap
its like what did the five fingers say to the face "SLAP"
you all want fame
you wanna make a name
your all the same
you cum in the game like 50d leave like "rick james"
my lyrical swords cause you to leak blood
more than hurricane katrina's flood
you all wanna battle an talk ****
well i sit and write scripts
spit and ignite my lips
hit with loaded verbal clips
i talk about politicians
gods sons mission
and sex positions
the three most contreversial topics
no other mc's as top sick
my mentalitity's too tox-ic (talk sick)
verbal radiation
wounds inflicted through radio stations
a crippled nation
without hesistation i drop information
i burn like creamation
punches an wordplay
shatter through your vertabre
with every word i say
like a predator and his prey
im hungry i need food
i'll make you bleed dude
rip off your skin leave your skeleton nude
not everydays a battle
everytime i spray i ride you like a saddle
on the back of cattle
i'll drop you like the two towers
my words are the next world power
they give insight into the depths of humanity
with every rhyme i write,the profanity
expresses the insanity
of what is goin on
god vs cons devils spawns
humans used as pawns whats right whats wrong
is george bush right or is suddam
neclear bombs
add up to more deaths then both world wars and viet nam
now dont get me wrong im down for gore
im down with the four four
but there wont be anymore
when earth becomes a biological weapon whore
massacre at the front lines
nana technology nuclear land mines
human biology is now without vital signs
i throw punches
like a sledge hammer to your bone it crunches
ive seen your booty calls
there tall and small
but they all look like "ru paul"
my energy flows like james brown
my verbs and nouns ripple the ground
pound for pound the hard-est(hard diss)
verbal artist
lyrical hard fists
makeing it hard for you to piss
like a biches with no lips trying to kiss
the thoughts in my head
are like a sweater it started with one thread
its me-dicine (me dissin)
yo mc's listen
were in this together
from now to forever
through apocaltytic weather
its just a fact
white brown yellow or black
i got your back
i can tell you why i spit
write scripts
create a bottomless hole of wit
god told me to do it
he said use your gift
you have some souls to lift
as the tectonics shift
things are going to change
ordinary becomes strange
proff your a human dictionary use your range
i was givin my shot
so im makeing my name makeing a spot
before i lay in my plot
i'll give every man woman and child blood clots
after that battles after the strife
after the scars inflicted from a knife
your born awaiting the after life
with rules so strict
how can you hate a convict
thats like being a doctor who doesnt help the sick
or telling the truth in politics


ghetto ass get off the fukin site

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sorry fag i just need my rest,
you know its hard being the very best.

the best on the site



we need to know who the best on the site is so everyone say who they think is the best speak your opinion



yo doc dont take offense but me an you know whos the best


yo doc your right when i dissed carbon it was light
i was trying to be polite it was his first fight
so i hit him with my write
despite that i like how he took what i gave '
i give him props it shows he's brave
or dumb like "super dave"
listen cause when i rap
its like what did the five fingers say to the face "SLAP"
you all want fame
you wanna make a name
your all the same
you cum in the game like 50d leave like "rick james"
my lyrical swords cause you to leak blood
more than hurricane katrina's flood
you all wanna battle an talk ****
well i sit and write scripts
spit and ignite my lips
hit with loaded verbal clips
i talk about politicians
gods sons mission
and sex positions
the three most controversial topics
no other mc's as top sick
my mentalitity's too tox-ic (talk sick)
verbal radiation
wounds inflicted through radio stations
a crippled nation
without hesistation i drop information
i burn like cremation
punches an wordplay
shatter through your vertabre
with every word i say
like a predator and his prey
im hungry i need food
i'll make you bleed dude
rip off your skin leave your skeleton nude
not everydays a battle
everytime i spray i ride you like a saddle
on the back of cattle
i'll drop you like the two towers
my words are the next world power
they give insight into the depths of humanity
with every rhyme i write,the profanity
expresses the insanity
of what is goin on
god vs cons devils spawns
humans used as pawns whats right whats wrong
is george bush right or is suddam
nuclear bombs
add up to more deaths then both world wars and viet nam
now dont get me wrong im down for gore
im down with the four four
but there wont be anymore
when earth becomes a biological weapon whore
massacre at the front lines
nana technology nuclear land mines
human biology is now without vital signs
i throw punches
like a sledge hammer to your bone it crunches
i've seen your booty calls
there tall and small
but they all look like "ru paul"
my energy flows like james brown
my verbs and nouns ripple the ground
pound for pound the hard-est(hard diss)
verbal artist
lyrical hard fists
making it hard for you to piss
like a biches with no lips trying to kiss
the thoughts in my head
are like a sweater it started with one thread
its me-dicine (me dissin)
yo mc's listen
were in this together
from now to forever
through apocaltytic weather
its just a fact
white brown yellow or black
i got your back
i can tell you why i spit
write scripts
create a bottomless hole of wit
god told me to do it
he said use your gift
you have some souls to lift
as the tectonics shift
things are going to change
ordinary becomes strange
proff your a human dictionary use your range
i was givin my shot
so im making my name making a spot
before i lay in my plot
i'll give every man woman and child blood clots
after that battles after the strife
after the scars inflicted from a knife
your born awaiting the after life
with rules so strict
how can you hate a convict
thats like being a doctor who doesn't help the sick
or telling the truth in politics


ghetto ass get off the fukin site

ps rate it

Tolmie, I've had enough of yo bull and Im feelin-you-fake
You're sh*t! While I'm like a chandelier my rhymes make you spin uz I'm ceiling-yo-fate (sealing)
B*tch can't even diss me in rhymes, too busy on dem' school boys' cocks
Hes juss jealous I got mo skill, hands down, like 6:30 on clocks
You got da nerve to talk when the rhymes you spit, you bite
This p*ssy's a virgin and his rhymes still aint 'tight'
Doc got through you, you're labeled case-of-sh*t
Why even rappin at you? You a waste-of-spit
You and ya bull sh*t ways, callin people out, its tiring
Cuz you got more posts den me, buh dey were all used for cybering
You don't come close to being at my level should call u 'De Feet' (defeat)
You own da street huh? You and ya elementary ways on Sesame Street
You got the most of the people hating on you while you get rattled-and-slammed
Only time you 'come up' wit ya own sh*t is when getting straddled-by-men

why did you wright it twice'
you wont change peoples advice,
all that **** you wrote must have taken a while,
well honestly it made me smile,
all that can be resumed in one sentance,
what a waste of time,
you supposed to be battling me,not rymin,
about cryme.

who did you steal those lyrics from,
i know it wasent you kuz you too dumb,
you dont have that good of a mind,
thats the reason we all left you behind.