fo realz wrote
Damn...
Been gone fo a while.. Seein spits with slack
Dese bitches better get on track cuz Fo-Realz is back
Most of the hot spitters are gone.. now new kids battlin the 'vets'
But it's all the same sh*t like clogged 'toilets'
Cause unlike some.. my rhymes are calm-yet-loud
While some ppl are like fortune tellers usin punches with their-palms-out
"I've won this! You suck!" Man those rhymes are broke down
Shut the f*ck up or I'll bend ya spine backwards like an Ab-Lounge
So why all you 'spitters' say u hot when u not?
Cause like huntin season, One of youz is gonna get shot
coz personally i feel dis 1 is bullshit
YO ERY1 CHECK THIS SHYT AIGH ITS FUKING HAWT JUST CHECK IT,.,.,.,.,.,
compton blud:
yo, i keep my dick on ur chick, right next-to-her-grill//
its the kid thats been swallowed more times than the extasy-pill//
compton is eager to consume a c*ock with his Mouf-Wide//
Only regions this f ag can conquer is a man's South-Side//HAHA
Tolmie Check:
This kid thinks hes deep, i hurl as he cries, not talkin 'hairstylists' when i tell you to 'curl up and dye'/
Tolmie studys 'insects' all his life still his 'world is not fly', you only get 'called out' to 'jerry springer' to find 'your gurl is a guy'
solja listen up:
Got my flow down pound for pound one of the best emcees around//
Got my oppents for the moment without a win like the Cleveland Browns//
shyt u cant spit u never had fire while LI's tight and u a bad writer//
this nigga also the only one on this site whos house can catch a flat tire//
Bum bandit check it:
ima come at u wit titanium-flows cranium-blows//
u end up more down under than australian-hoes//
so I'll 'mail' this 'male' to a 'jail' and all I need is the "Stamp On"//
I'm 'quick' to drop this 'pussy' like hookers with loose "Tampons"//
FII (w.e it is) Hear this shyt:
Only way youd have heat is if I tossed ya on m'stove makin' sure ya "PanFryed"//
I'll rip the ground out from under you FII by "LandSlide"//
all yall check it:
The Only Way These Bitch's Could Hope To Blow Up Spit's Is If I Slit His Throat Open And "Filled It With Gas"
And Instead Of A "Towel"-I-"Threw-In-The-Match"
I'll Poke Ya Throat To Make You Choke-On-Ya-Spyts, Cuz You Couldn't "Hang Wit These Punches" If I Put A "Rope-On-My-Fists
I spit flames that'll leave you "cooked to ashes illiterate son of a bitch you could'nt read a "book of matches"
me beating you's?i'll leave you stuck with it my text is like a "pussy with aid's" you don't wanna "**** with it"
I awaken from a dream thinking that "they-defeated-me" But I come to my senses feelin' like a "married man"
"beating the same pussies repeatedly" <---> hahahaa lol
Bitch you don't even know, the half about me
I bring it straight to your chest, ask your staff about me
I'm just a little bit older, plus a whole lot wiser
I might advise ya, or I might pulverize ya
I can visit any city, get respect in the street
While you alone in your room, shook to death of the streets
I'll take a second to speak, I keep my weapon in reach
I ain't talkin romance but you'll get swept off your feet
I keeps a ghetto chick, that loves to blast and she peddle ****
Groupies fake moves, I get her to settle ****
You can't compare to the status right here
Legendary worldwide, we can battle right here
Listen junior, I'ma tear back your wig
This ain't TV but I'll show you what a "Fear Factor" is
Stop grillin me, and all that frontin is killin me
You leave me no choice but to hurt your feelings G
dr eryk im soz about you
as a matter of fact i thought u quite cool
but then u had to diss me like a bunch of flack
so i had to diss in order to bounce right back
dat last 1 was to MC TRIKSTAR
OI HU RECKON IT A COME BCK
HE done in
wat a w**ker
yo trickstr im smash ya cowards
its like ur cerebellum smashed, stressed out, matter of fact
attacked like iraqi's retaliating back
my rhymes r for show, follow round like a mystery
im makin history, why diz ladies keep on kissin me?
jealousy im not eva, ur envious thats not cleva
killin who eva, homeboy u betta neva eva come across me
f*ck u up like bruce lee, back the f*ck up off me
see nigga ur a lil lost sheep
my styles sicka, i wanna see u die quicka
im sippin liquor wit ma niggaz west side connect killaz
u understand theres no point of ur returns, i show no concern
while u m*thafukin bitches gettin burned
ill break it down and lay these terms, the damage is done
betta pray to god im neva gettin hold ova son of a gun
i know u hear me and yeah i know u dont feel me
hold up whoaa..hope u die slow kiddo
coz im the prince of rap wit west side poppin
midwalkin, all u other MC's stoppin, im choppin
declared im th newest rap hottie
ma niggaz kill u wit a 12 gauge shottie and..
leave ur corpse in peace, b*tch u b deceased
i wont forget wat u said to me homeboy
s0o ill break u like a toy, ur raps ill destroy
nigga rhyme boy, i'll deploy, sit bak and enjoyin
my rhymes power can crush u in a second
im sick of u, ur like an infection
fags talk u up u get an erection
da real hip hop 101 is my profession
trickstr ur through and this has been fun, but ive won
f*ckin rappers like me can neva outdone
YE U GO BUM BANDIT
OH SOZ I MEANT TIME BANDIT
BITCH
OI BUM BANDIT
I ALREDY CAINED DOWN TRIKSTAR
hahahah your shyt ive got this all rapped up mang
tolmie u b*tch , stop stealin real rappers lyrics..da one u just stole was fiddy's rap u fag plus u couldnt cain any1 in a rap battle not even a baby..
trickstar ask som1 to judge that piece of rap both of us just wrote..lets see frm verdict..and if its one of ya friends dats b da judge f*ck it coz its BIAS bro
aight then........
some 1 judge my lyrics and bandits lyric and tolmie stop fking biting!
for now on im doin my own lyrics ite
even though there just a lil bit tight
but if u diss me i'll put up a fight
coz im as brave as a medi-evil knight
oh and time bandit
soz i meant bumb-bandit
u said i was a faggort
ur the 1 wid the little maggort
u might be askin how i know
i was the one that operated wen u turned into a hoe
this is mc tolmie keepin it gangster
time bandit is a wannabe gangster
no that too big, he a wanna be hamster
he's gay,if he aint rappin bout me he rappin bout cum
i think i'll finish coz my rappin is done
OI BUM-BANDIT
AVE YA GOT A COMEBACK
trick,wanna battle me? im uk
HAHAHA damn im just gonna do 8 lines coz damn that was absofukinlutely ****
tolmie cant u see, we the real G's
ur the pussy, wer the ones dat sting like bess
damn get a new style and make up new flows
fact is ur a homo i got u on ur toes
cmon bro, no hard feelings, do some rap take ya time
and make sure u impress us wit ur next rhyme
and stop talkin bout urself and cum
coz i know u want some
im only gonna do 8 lines coz the last 1 was absolutely fukinutely basterdutely ****
ur write i am a pussay
but not in that way
the way i see it
is ur a head im a nit
or im a cat
ur a rat
i know dis 1 is **** but it better than yours
i think it was a rap, watever it was
OK IVE HADDA NUFF OF THESE WEAK CATS
BANDIT:
This wack bandit bouta get back~slapped, Scriptin mine will sicken~ya~mind, bury ya rap~stash and shovel it back up but I still aint diggin~ya~rhyme //
Thiz guy'd pry like ta try n' deepthroat~da~mic, ya plain ass Rapz~is~insane, Ya wack style iz like tha homeless~guy cuz yo shitz Askin~fo~change //
Thiz kid lost n' im sayin ****~off ya bust~soft, my Rap~slang came smashin~ya~brainz, ****~law, I bust~jawz wit neckz gettin 'cut off' like passin'~in~lanes //
I KO thiz pest~in~Round~one beatin him worse than Lonely~errections, If he Pressed~an~album it'd sit on the shelf n' cake dust Like Trophy~collections //
Bake~fakez, spit the Blaze~to~they~face, Ya fear~dez~verbz when you hear~dez~wordz... I hate~fakez, Im Like tha Great~Lakez cuz my flowz~superior //
I drop~ya~killed, cuz im rippin and dissin~thiz~kid, Itz a locked~deal wit my written~scriptz, steppin to thiz is more suicide than poppin~pillz n' slittin'~wrists //
TOLMIE:
Theres no hidin where my tek~reaches imma test~u~chump and then 'get~you~jumped' like 'chess~peices'!
Taught these other noobs? I wreck~teachers n blaze~these~idiots ya fuccin 'face~is~hideous' im lookin for the 'next~features'...!
Leave u wit tore~wrists 'hurt~ya~head' like 'noogey~fans' this bitch is like the 'boogey~man' but he 'eats more~kids'!!
You suck dick now u got sore~lips blow the shotty~in~a~motion to leave ya 'body~in~tha~ocean' did i kill bandit? i 'shore~did'!
Punches leave ya face hurlin~back imma leave a dead~cu*t bitch head~up theres no place for girls~in~rap!!
Snatch ya necklace wit the fake pearls~intact not ready to fite~a~guy tolmie is 'like~a~fly' cuz his 'whole world~is~crap'...!!
Bout to go on a chokin~spree you wish u were as dope~as~me as fists~fly i see u 'dick~ryde' he'll prolly 'vote~for~me'!!
Make your throat~just~bleed im tite~at~worst this cu*t would 'bite~my~verse' but i left him wit 'broken~teeth'
FII:
I live in a graveyard of lashed~tires clashed~wires rash~fires that smash~liers as i smoke crack~red
Popped like black~heads wen the tracks~dead peeple like why didnt triks rap~end
Ill~flows smothered in pillows i kill~those i be~vet and if u aint seen~yet i promise u will~know
I skill~pros who think they hot~as~me guns cocked~and~freed dont turn ya back or youll get shot~by~me
I shock~you throw a rock~thru ya window if u think u one of the top~two i stop~crews n fite~back
**** ya gt ill steal the bike~rack and if u think u got tite~raps i like~that cuz ill make u drop the mic~jack
I been thru more~**** steal ya car and floor~it into a telephone pole the day u bought~it
In front of a camera to make sure u caught~it run and lift~the~floor bite ya pet to sick~ya~dog coundnt spit poison if u licked~frogs
COMPTON:
My tech~rubs~til~ya~missin kid dont mess~up we all see ya text~sucks~who~u~dissin...?
I wreck~thugs~wit~ambition imma maim~this~guy hes 'claimin~high' but he couldnt 'get~drugs~wit~perscriptions'...!!
If u 'don wanna die' u 'shouldnt~tempt~me' i rip~bars n like 'stripped~cars' imma make sure 'everythin in ya hood~is~empty'...!!
No 'test' this kid wishin he 'could~exempt~me' im sick~wit~this~man~see cuz like lic~o~rice~candy my punches come 'good~n~plenty'...!
Take ya **** n sun~that I run~rap imma tape this herbs~mouth hit 'him in the ribs' how u gonna get a word~out wit ya 'lungs~trapped'...
This kid wouldnt 'get applause' if my 'guns~clapped' need 'no help' so i 'scare~maids' n like 'air~raids' imma leave his 'tounge~strapped'...!
Im like 'telephone poles' jus i got more 'lines~in~the~street' ill 'spit over this kids verse' and start 'rhymin~his~beats'...!
'Four battles' i guess its just that 'time~of~the~weak', smack~mouths n imma make u 'back~out' when u find ya 'spine~at~ya~feet'...!!
To 'steal the beat' imma 'eat~ya~heart~bitch' im dumb~wit~flows when it 'comes~to~clothes' i got 'more tags' then 'graffiti~artists'..!
You 'come weak' but i can 'defeat~ya~hardest' imma start beatin~ya~knees this kid talks bout 'eatin~emcees' but this 'cheat~is~starvin'...!!!
EVERY1 ON A2K:
Whipe my ass with a preasent n' still couldnt Give~a~****, Take a spatula to a needle wit aidz but you still aint flippin~sick //
I hate~nerdz wit fake ~verbz~.. Ya gettin served like i waz ya ~waiter~, couldnt be phat if ya belt waz the ~equator~ //
Your text is like kinda joe cuz itz ~sloppy~ here ya get torn~apart Only way you makin a hot~beat is if I Torched~ya~heart //
~Unacceptable~.. Spray the chrome lead~in~ya~face... you outta place like the ~devil~ runnin for the heaven~gatez //
Treatin you like nailz see, i pound~ya~werdz.. Slouching~verdz You show more ~weak~ than self advertizing ~calenderz~ //
Im makin~you~look stupid like you waz naked~in~public. bringin you to tha end like the lazt page~of~a~book~bitch //
Get ripped to **** wit quickness, Gotta Blaze~fakez, erie flow like the Great~lakez Only ~BITCHES~ im hearin iz from tha A2K //
Spit 'liquid~heat' but you aint 'pissin~it~back~son', im dumb~tite like 'bad shots in a gun~fite' ill leave you 'missin~in~action'...!
Best be 'enlisting~in~track~dun' cuz you dont 'run~****' you dumb~bitch i dont 'get ya punches' you should keep a 'dissing~in~captions'...!
Like 'phantom of the opera' i mite 'clock~ya~skull' think of somethin~new ill have more 'niggas jumpin~you' than an 'ob~sta~cle'..
Ya 'flows weak' not hard to 'stop~the~pull' beat you open~ly ya 'texts a joke to me' like the 'writin on a pop~sicle'...!!
Im not 'hearin u' kid you should 'shout~to~me' your gonna see~rounds and when u get beat~down youll know im 'TrikstR without~the~T'...!
On 'A2K' but not 'in ya site' you need to 'scout~to~see' shake~ya~flows then 'break~ya~nose' so you gotta open ya 'mouth~to~breath'...!
Like 'rabid dogs' when it comes to tolmie you know 'he~bites' ya name~bores and like 'changed~laws' we know he 'pre~rights'...!!
Imma 'rip U kids' like 'cheap~linen' faagots keep~grinnin cuz like 'spreewell rims' my automatix will make you 'keep~spinnin'...!!
'spray mist' with ya 'weak~spittin' get ya lungs~clapped i 'swallow young~cats' like 'eat~kittens'...!
I got alot of **** to 'walk over' like i 'collect~mats' my flows~bear n ya 'writing isnt goin no~where' like you 'speced~chats'...
Like 'train crashes' i 'wreck~tracks' i 'carry the beef' like 'purse~leather' wanna make ya 'verse~better' ya shoulda made ya 'text~black'...!!!