Neverending Rap Battle

that was aight, cant b bad right..alryt here i am..this is dedicated to theprofessor

get ready ya'll time bandit's got a catch
i slaughter rappers wit whack rhymes, sh*ts like a deathmatch
b*tches betta not scratch, ma rhymes got u drownin splish-splash
our rhymes dont clash,i got more on class
my lyrics are killaz, soundin s0o fresh
mess wit me ill rip ya heart frm ya chest, boil ya flesh
bend rhymes so flex, i got u down wit one suplex
u cause more gore than both world wars?
i cause more gore than all episodes of star wars
im pumped, hyped up to the top
whoaa stop...my rhymes cause earthquakes
everytime i spit sh*t goes over rictor scales
we vocally powerful, lyrically unstopabble
got ya'll down wit a tractor
fact is, im ur ultimate fear in fear factor
my rhymes send tingles to ya spine
while u lyin, in ur r0om, its ur time of doom
u cant handle the carnage and massacre that i present
am just bein decent, hypothetically speakin
i think ur a faggot wit lythic, wearin ya lipstick
u dont like lickin p*ssy u like suckin d*cks bitch

To the professor
Da Fu*k, nuw buddy, do you read what you write?
Whatever da fukk do you do on this site?
I mean, are you really that desperately lonely
To have people sh!t on you and expose you as phoney
And STILL come back to give us cause to attack?
I guess battling you is unsportsmanlike conduct
Jeez, go to "talk time" and sukk are oint's knobs
We exchange battle rhymes, your posts are like blobs
Get a life, go to rhymezone and use copy/paste
This way our time won't be too much of waste

that was great time bandit btw-keep it up ur turn to rap on Mctriksta

mctricksta just another whack a*s m*thaf*cka
u couldnt even fight even if i taught ya
gotta hold on ya, choke ya
squeeze ya neck till u run out of breath
death is now, i take my toll then u fall
lyrics wit no meanings, rappers wit no souls
rhymin like a nursery rhyme u aint neva gonna shine
ur rhymin on a negligeble amount
i rhyme wit syllables, kill rappers im still on count
modern day poetry i spread, like jam and butter on bread
wats up wit u, r u wit professors fag crew too?
i crush rappers lines, how bout u?
b*tch u aint got nothin and my flow u cant seem to b stoppin
im thuggin, wit my lines i rupture this site
blast you wanna-be MC's like a dynamite
i excite, im the champ ur the runner-up
ur already dead and i still dont stop
west side representin, im the rap hottie
i'll blow u a new *sshole wit a 12 gauge shottie

Yeah good one dic.khead.......
Fuc.k you can't hack it...

I've rapped triksta, dj and unknown but haven't lost.
Mine n doc's rap didn't even get judged cos i spun you's all out.

Fuc.k your gay proffessor.
I'm gonna go hard on you for being a quack.

Idiot

How coincidential that i don't get burnt.
Do the maths dumb fu.ck...

Don't listen to proffessor guys he sucks dick for credit, and his **** is just words rhymin n nothin else.

From your tutor

Seriously proffessor i wasn't a coc.ky cun.t until now... your gonna get banished

yo mc slipperz u said it bro haha..man the professor aint got nothin

your soul is mine
damn cant u read the sign, b*tches like u i slap
annihilate you wit a simple rap, caught u handicapped
that neck on u i'll snap, im a champion back to back
wit a platinum track and a golden plaque
i swiftly rhyme like a shark attack
hidin behind ur b*tchy crew, coz u know ur sh*tty
i'll smack u silly wit ma willy, u betta withdraw
u aint got no flaw and i rap like fatal fury
sh*t i win, FLAWLESS VICTORY

catch u dawgs later..peace

datz wut im talkin bout eryk...proofz **** was eww....my **** was past n e of his barz...n half these dickz wouldnt understand barz unless i wrote em out....

What up professor I got ya back
it's whatever

Oh I see slipperz is comin at me


Slipperz I know u aint talkin sh*t, ur rhymes never make sense
They got me questioning ur intelligence
Are u slow witted or dense?
I battled ur ass once and had u scared to reply
Lythicgod struck u like lightning out of the clear blue sky
Never saw it coming but u cant deny
I beat ur ass like scrambled eggs, I aint got **** to prove
Fu** wit me, I'll chill ur **** and dare ur piss to move
If ur talent is a gift, I suggest u take it back
I'll put ur ass in a cast, arrest ur cardiac
U dont want me to re-act....(Why?)
Cause u'll turn pussy again and tuck ur nut sack
Aye yo professor reject this fool's diploma
Doc what's the diagnosis for his narcosis?
I'm thinking narcoma

slipperz is for the dogs, go wet ur bed dunnie

****, Our batttle didn't get judge slipperz cause I beat you, I had all aspects of rap in their, and you had some punches aka taps and some weak ass wordplay..

Lythicnice drop.

slipperz time bandit and solja are you kidding me like seriously bandit your last rhyme was aight i'll give you that but teamin up with these fagg0ts are you retarded or just stupid, slipperz everytime ive battled you you get slaughtered solja remember when you came to this site ive been beating on you ever since and who is this ibi fag like **** your all just stupid you write a paragraph and think your the **** well your not your just pathedic two ppl on this site are known to write a full page and then some me an doc so fuk u this is for ayour four fagg0ts




lets start this with heart
raps and art
when your gums flap i rip you apart
my rhymes are wack
then how come it takes four of you to spit back
im a verbal battle axe
the fact is my impact is to exact
for you to do this one on one
you cant beat the smoking gun
yo solja
im gonna give you the cold shoulder
there's a reason your unknown
cause you cant do anything alone
you have no back bone
mc slip
i'll snap your neck like a whip
rip through your flesh with hollow tips
but theres no point
id rather dismember your joints
it'll only take a sec
to leave you looking like a car wreck
leave you needing reconstructive surgery
im gonna murder these mc's
for thinking they could murder me
what i diss
is made from the devils piss
fuk with me i'll hit you with a scottish kiss
give you a knife so you can slice your own wrists
i'll broaden your horizons
when i stab your eyes in
ibi you told me you bite
what you cant use your mind to write
we don't like biterz get off the site
or you'll get offed tonight
thats as polite as i can say it
if your illiterite
you cant write and cant spit
i suggest you quit
b4 i open up your chest and leave your wrist slit
ive had enough of this ****
you guys are always talking out your ass
your cant handle being out classed
i dont even care
battleing me is like breatheing without air
rick james made super freak
he started smokeing crack cause his mind was weak
just like you poser's, no technique
tech nines drop vital signs when they speak
producein holes in your epidermus were blood leaks
time bandit you can cram it where the sun dont shine
what are you trying to say with your lines
i can at least say whats in mine
basically i'll rip your spine out through your intestines
this is just another one to add to my treasure chest
quantity is worthless
the quality of raps is how you measure the best
my lyrics give panic attacks to congress
but your just your average joes
who cannot withstand these savage blows
ive been through highs and lows
battled enemy's buried foes
and i have four of you who wanna go toe to toe
well all i got to say is lets go
its gonna take a society
to try to quiet me
the only way i'll go is violently
solja your done
time bandit your done
ibi is noone
mc slip your girls havein my son
go ahead make a comeback have fun
doesnt matter anyway the championships already won
the number one champion the smoking gun
aka dissgracefull aka lyrical melester
aka the motha fukin professor



doc i want your and lythics opinion your the only ones with a mind of your own you always tell the truth did i slaughter them or what
peace im out this wasnt even worth my time these guys are pathedic

aight, Heres my opinoin bro...
I give you props on the Vocab, Vocab is tight - it's alot better than some kats usin' elemetry words and rhymein' them with other elementry words.I'd give it a 9/10
You're Multies/triples are up there too.. You combine that with you're vocab which hits hard..I'd give that a 8.5/10
you're Metas (Metaphores)/ Imagery are nice I'd give that a 7/10

Overall- You rap was nice, Just some lines were kinda weak.. You probably know what lines are weak. just tightn up those lines..

and as for those people you're beefin' with, You're rap definitly Hit them...

I aint a crab dawg, but i got a "snap" 2 my wordz,
n i aint a blood, but i bleed red when im cut by u herbz//
Rarely im touched by u nerdz, ud b lucky to conquer dis superb,
ive been around to observe n witness u wanna bz shrink 2 barely obscured//
U think wut u heard wuz dat heat? well like nelly i aint aimin for #3,
when i spit a key, u niggas quick 2 flee cuz envy get u high like extacy//
flex-wit-me? trus me when i say u-cant-g, most u catz cant stand next-2-me,
let alone mess-wit-me, test-me-b, and watch me leave u in da dirt left-2-bleed//
Yes-i-succed, at wut i do cuz i im rawer den flesh-2-teenz, im da best-it-seemz,
yall diagonal like base-ball-seamz, cuz i dont need 2 stand on a hill 2 proove u less-den-me//
im still da best-2-be, up-2-date im a "war vet", call me da "purple heart" da way i top-da-hate,
stop-muh-fate? impossible...im tha day after 2morro n trus me ur doom-awaitz//


rate it

god d*mn professor u bluff alot
it just struck to me, that is ur weak spot
u havent learned alot, ma rhymes got u stressed
im a rapper on a quest, yo professor is this a test?
is that ya best? my raps 2 hard for u 2 digest
while maggots eat away ya flesh, pickin on newbies?
well these are newbies wit rappin experties, b*atch plz
u caught a frightening disease, make ya heart cease
it just hurts, this is one battle u cant advance
sttutterin and doin ur p*ssy chants, run forest run!
my rhymes weigh heavy like a tonne, b*tch cant handle me
sensational rhymes are a 100 percent guarantee
im the real MC aight, u can run but u cant hide
raps dat i provide got u sh*t scared on the inside
our raps collide, i got u down wanna stand?
i rap unsurpassed lyrics, u cant touch wit a hand
u suck d*cks on other fags command
askin other peepz to criticise ya raps
well perhaps u aint got the confidence to know ya own raps
wit this last lines my rhymes should greatly enhance
coz ma flow wipe out professors f*kin existance

weak real weak bandit when you write some good material then come see me


yo doc which ones do you think i should tighten up

y u in denial bro, u know u got smacked

Yo professor don't even sweat it, these catz is playn themselves like masturbation
Detremental is the situation, got their heart beat racen
They call themselves mc's, that stands for mis communication
they want to team up against us, have no idea what they facen
Time bandit I'll give u a hint it's called defeat
I'll add insult to ur injury to make it complete
What's da matter slipperz, to busy wit the bandit and ibi's zippers
Yall ni**az soft like smuckers, I'll off you COCKsuckers
I dare u to drop some ****, u'll fry
Even if i pierce yall with meat hooks, u still couldn't hang wit professor and I

Enough of this bullsh** lets make this **** offical

hold on, eyo lythic wats wrong? u think professor cant handle his own battles?
u hav 2 jump in and help ya pimp daddy

it was two against do u remember or is your memory as short as your penis?