Yo Fo-realz you ready to do this! lmao, I'll drop one tomorrow! Lets kick this **** off! Me and you Agaisnt......
anyone wanna test they skillz against me?
i will....as long as we can go two rounds....
cause in the first round ill tease you... believe you me... im better than youll ever be... im quicker than your cock comes... jerkin yourself with your finger and thumb... and i dont need to threaten violence... my lines bound your mouth into silence... and im barely even ripe yet... i just stepped into the stream yo im not even wet... unlike you... soaked through and through... its pretty obvious what your gonna do... drip drip drip... your droolin baby boy when i told you to spit... your fartin up a storm when i told you to ****... your fallin... i just gave you a flick... breath on me again and im gonna be sick... simplton... its a good thing this **** is all written cause you wouldnt be able to keep up with me when i verbally kick it... forget it... now you show me yours so i can correct it... now put it away before i molest it... insert... chew... and digest it... speaking of meat... how about you forget this whole rap thing... cook me some dinner and suck me off while i eat...!
I wish I had never posted on this thread, it won't go away on my "your posts" link. Always at the top of the page. Well I learned my lesson.
judges pay attention
2 rounds is fine with me, I gotz plenty of flowz
My verbal blows pack woes, delivered by a prose that pimps hoes
Watch me bloody ur nose
Stomp ur hammer toes
Dont matter to me if u's a dame
But u should've checked my resume
U'll get slain
This is not a game!
I'll deflame ur fame that u self proclaim
I permeate my rhymes with violence cuz I'm manevolent
My lyrics more prevalent than what u could ever invent
Ur punches I circomvent then initiate ur descent
Leave ya dazed needn' a dictionary to figure out what I meant
I'm more than worth ur while, you can't top my style
Skillz like an ambidexturous hermaphrodite, I'm so versitile
Give up the mic u stank dike, have a coke and a smile while I pull ur file
It says her u like to rhyme about excrement and gas
U must be a freak type bit**, so I'm gon whoop dat ass
But that invite to suck, well I'm gon have to pass
I like my pu**y so fresh n so clean not laced with bass
So take a Summer's Eve vacation, take a bath!
im back from my sabatical who wants the first shot
Boo! I'm back, and here to raise hair on ya cats, got your sight fixed like a starin match/ compare me facts with these other bare raps, shuttin mouths closed like bare traps/ you guys wear pantyhoses and share slaps, whilst im steppin on toes n preparin caps/
that will do.
and in case ya didn't know my name IS slipperz.
deal with it
yeh....me liked....
enough dickin around with you youngins
munchin so many words i hear em crunchin
they come out broken...
slurred when spoken...
so stop provokin me to lean against this wall of ingenuity
its like my civic duty to bust through this scene
i didnt wanna get violent
ambivolent to the consequence
i ran sack your flow with a sequence of events
first i catch it in a bucket
then i fold it into mic
so sharp when i word fight
i stab you fifteen times with fifteen different lines
now your mine
miny man your cock leaks cheese
your mouth leaks pussy rhymes and thats fine by me
i eat pussy for breakfast as you obviously have seen
obviously not seriously ready for me
i break away from the regular
intricate a riddle for you
whats white and constantly flows?
you dont know?
but your tryin to attack it
its not just me but also your pre ejaculate
cant keep it up long enough to masturbate
welcome to my annhialation
of your so called verbadim
relations with the same force
that broke your face
im up here and your down there
you need to learn your place....
yo..i just wanna say...respect....round one was sick....definiatly the best **** ive read so far...fuckin eh
Cool back at ya
Im a poetic assassin, I break necks
And stop up rancid flowz, like Kotex
I squeeze on enemies, they pop like pimples
Dent up ur grill, leave holes like dimples
Ur quite annoying like a boil that needs to be lanced
U question my stamina but still try to get n my pants
What's that about?
U got skillz no dout, but i got clout
I birth mc's, I'll rub ur ass out
Send u to bed with no food, make u scream and shout
U lrical lout, chose another profession, take the safe route
I would put ya on the stoll, but ya suffer from gout
The way u stay on my jock ur knees would freeze at an angle of 90 degrees
Bit** please.....
I dont fu** female dogs, I dont need the fleas
I'm on a higher level, face it u can't cope
Do urself a favor like Judas, go get the rope
U got a hold of some good dope that gave u false hope
Ms. 6 o'clock aint even got curves to grope
So u sit and mope, put u out of ya misery soon as I sight my scope
It'll be a cold day in hell, if u think u can prevail
Against these acrimonious lyrics that electify like 3rd rail
I'm rock solid, ur sh** is frail
Knock the wind out ur sail, stab then impale
U don't want the drama, scared to break ur nail
Lets get it straight the only way I could be below u dear
Is after I slap ur ass way past the stratosphere
I'm ur worst nightmare, I'll snatch ur soul
Now drop some new sh**, I tore ya a new asshole
fill n the blank , ur pretty smart
peace....respect
Judgin' what?1 whos agianst who? i'll judge.
mc shh and i went two rounds
keep spittin
ya'll cant keep up wit da lyricz i spit
coz this is one artist u know u cant f**k wit
l0ok at ya'll sayin sh*t bout anybody
everybody, want some from me, cant stop me
lyrically unstoppable, gangsta to da core
uses metaphor and rhymes so tight u know wat for
launchin words dats unbearable, invincible
cold hearted canrivore, unshakable
im the realest and illest of killaz, words so complex
take seconds to crush ya necks, so whos next?
whos the best?..yeah its me dats right
ma name's tImE bAnDiT
write it up, remember it, embed it
and when you see me comin, ya'll should be runnin
got no compassion, droppin sh*t like a pigeon
but just coz ya'll older dont mean ur wiser
plus my styles sicka, i wanna see you die quicker
im sippin liquor, im out for the killa and we be killin
spit and rhyme soo swiftly ill make ya eyes spinnin
ya'll wanna be rappers will get knocked out like mike tyson
and who eva mess wit me, ya'll will get lost in this rap game
i got fame, ive made a name but u cant bear the pain
wanna-be rappers wanna blast bullets to ma head
but ya'll cant keep dreaming bout this sh*t in bed
ill be rappin and ill blast ya head instead..ohh boy ur dead
just holla if u wanna rhyme wit..peace
what the fuk
im a lyrical monster truck
pull you thumb out your ass its stuck
you suck
im down with doc and lythic
i spit mythic philisophy my thoughts are prolific an apocalyptic
yo time bandit your just a dipstick
you wanna talk metaphors
i turn your metaphysical to gore
rip out your eyes watch the blood pour to the floor
your as hard core as a twinkie
your so soft i'll crush you with my pinkie
your not invinceble
your like glass invisible
all your ass is is bull
**** your clit has no wit when you spit
you sound illiterite
your cant write scripts
you have to steal lines
trying to steal mine
my methods gore
bloodshed and metaphors
i eat what youve bled live a carnivoure
quit talking out your ass
like your the future your times already come to past
i talk to your gurl she says you cum to fast '
you wanna rap come to class
i teach through speach
but dont expect to leech
your not out of my reach
im out on the streets
packed with molten heat
you got beat worse than a egg
you fag i cant stand when biches brag
get off your rag
battleing me is like running without legs
it cant be done
fuk this battle i won
you got beat by the smoking gun
yo i have to start this with mad props to both lythic god an mc shh
that battle was intense do me a favor rate what i wrote about time bandit
the battle though goes to lythic for punches,vocabulary,triples,and structure
mc shh you got metaphors and skill but sorry bro he won
HAHAHAHA
ok 'theprofessor', i can tell uve neva heard of me before
drop dead on the floor, i know how you feel
coz im the rap superstar, and im to real..for ya
belt ya, melt ya..im the champion of this liga
i dont wanna rap wit u, sh*ts like u were in 'taming the shrew'
kill you 5 times before u hit the ground
s0o are u done? watch yaself fo a hit and run
in the streets i own ur life, kill u while u sleep in the midnight
l0ok at you rhymin like a dumb f*ck, i got u paralysed
you see, the bigger you are the harder you fall
your a worm in the rap game dat crawls
l0ok at u tryin 2 rap as if ur from south central
but really u aint eva had the rap mental
u were neva born for this rap ****, and im choppin
still rapppin? want me to dig u a grave next to mary poppins?
ur philosphy aint got nothin on me, im a rising star
and i know my raps can get me far
but first u need a rap lesson frm me
dont worry coz this is fo free
see rap is not just bout baggin the sh*t out of someone
did u know? are u feelin ma flow? well ok
in reality ur not theprofessor
sh*t u dont even got ur rap composure
this is to 'theprofessor' who thinks he can give a rap lecture
who do u think u are? u sucker go back to yo momma
suck on her nipples while u dribble
u quadroplegic freak ill beat u with a tickle
cant respond to the lyrics i spit, coz ur weak
and just imagine this is still my first week
and dont think the stuff u wrote was rap, coz u gotta b whack
ok?r u on crack?u need a smack of reality
u livin in a world of ur own fantasy, u aint heard from the h0od
but u deeply misundast0od, ur rhymes arent even g0od
and u talk wit da slang and bling, thinkin u got game
but u cant sing, ur really nothin but a bitch thing
coz u see im rappin G, this is wat im feelin in me
s0o f*ck ur try hard raps, coz ur neva gonna make it
ur just another a**hole who neva made the rap business
