@theprofessor,
Rock it ? I'm a rookie, I'm a rabbit that ricochets
like a lake swimming rapidly, swinging straight off the branches
Sexually swayed just like a man whose genitals raise
soon as he spots a chick with chicken legs
and a matching 36 waist
She's a number 8, she's a fat lady
but the bitch doesn't have a friend staying with her, so basically she's isolated
She's an hourglass, time to swag and hit the babe and lick her cage
with no maximum protection laid
Because all the security personnel went home today
complaining of a sickness that's getting in their brains
quicker than a pneumatic drill digging way into the pavement
Can you dig it? Yay!
Sniff some yay, get some braids, let a goatee paint your face
Spit your game until all of the pieces are regurgitated on your plate
You can't eat with the grown-ups. **** that, you're a GROAN-up
Because you've always got some **** to moan "abut"!
"Abut"? I mean "about"! No, take that back, I MEAN a-BUTT
Like a sexy Indian chick with the meanest butt
BUT, I got a lot of bother
Because my brother said I was immoral, I'd like to head-BUTT that ************!
BUT, my mother told me I should rise above it
like I told HER to rise above it
Because some of us are rays of sunshine
BUT, it still ain't enough; there are still a lot of BUTTS out there, and I want mine!
I'm using the word BUTT gratuitously
BUT it sounds like ****, it's ******* stupid to me
Pass the BUTT-er please, Daddy, I want to chuck it at the fuckers
who try to butter up their flow, it doesn't suit the mother
And I don't mean the mother, stupid ******
Not the mother, the woman who gave birth to a sucker, I mean the OTHER mother
The mother you use when you can't find any other word to describe another ************
There you go, fag, I said it
Like NSane* said to AJ*, a man's been deaded
I'm mad and dreaded, my autism is boss and I damn well meant it
So throw me back in the care home before I act demented
Twiddling, fingering, all while figuring things
Dingling and singing some little hymns while I'm dipping
Ding-a-ling, I've just bought a dog tag and it's blinging
I'm kidding. It's made of aluminium, you silly thing!
- RainMan