@theprofessor,
Wack ****? The only time you see wack ****
is when you go to an arcade and smack the puppets with the hammers
Rack them and stack them, slap them and smack them
I'm an Animaniac, I'm a bit of a Wakko
I front like my **** don't stink, but it is Yakko
I'm like Dr. Scratch-N-Sniff, I finger my ass and I sniff it, and that **** is cack, yo
Jazzy like Bill Clinton hitting the saxo
Piffing pounds of grass while Monica's getting a sackful
I wonder if she's equipped with a camel-toe
the same way the Rambo is gripped with a mac to blow
Packing the mack in the back of an Ac'?
Well, I like to pack some batter in the back of her ass
'til the fat bitch is flat like a mat that is sat on by cats
Rocking a hat that doesn't rest on my head properly
It could possibly fit on the side of my neck probably
My brain is too big to be small
I paint with it perfect portraits Jennifer Aniston couldn't picture at all
After all, isn't it Michelangelo that once said
that an artist paints with his brains and not with his hands?
Rapping and chilling in a b-boy stance while breaking a sweat in my glands
Jacking off until I'm making a mess in my pants
My trousers fall down and my dick is exposed and everybody's laughing
Ape **** like gorillas, now that's some mad ****
Illmatic, call this verse a classic
This is not the true me, somebody take off this mask quick
before I start transforming into a completely new rapper
that rhymes about bling, flashy sports cars and shooting dudes with clappers
Yet I'm an MC that's so dapper
that I'm a cut above the rest. Yeah, my tongue is a dagger
When I rap, I tear other MC's to shreds so I won't need a shredder
They're in a ******* shellsuit like those turtle characters
I got the Foot to squash them until they look like Krang
and they'll need a machine to support them each time they pull a swag
Gangstas? No, they're crooks and fags, poofs and hags
who are just about as straight as a grocer shopping with wooden bags