Neverending Rap Battle

Most cant handle there plate full // im grateful I sacraficed my scapegoat//mind like plato// made a mold of the key // unlocked eternity //they all wanna turn a key till its turns burgundy ,Ron your tourniquet doesnt burden me// this is grimey dirty me// bin pushing dirt ,Wrong , if you think u can bury me// how do you work in security? with all your insecurities? // doc in the lab on the pad doing surgery // you cunts aint cuncerning me //hypocritical biitch if you refer ta me as a Dick //before I start spitten i need to remove your nervous system // as I unnerve emcees//fake gangstas look round nervously// real ones observing me like yo thats dirty D! cause even if they dont know me they heard a me//kicking rhymes since nursery//

like similes like simply like mini me like like lil timmy need a kick in the teeth.. put a brick in your teeth n u think u rock .. ink 2 jots ... ur shocked as 50000 killawatts im iller watch how a killa talk, break microphones against ya jawbone till ya grill go pop ... ur dead hobbit like like bilbos pops ...noone hears your screams when the pillow pop .. I crack heads what i talk leave ya brillow hot ...throw a 26 a mickey , no alcahol left I still throw shots .. pull the chicken out the freezer and leave um coldcocked ...

I got a beautiful mother, a job and a home but no girlfriend
I wonder what's gonna happen if the whole world ends?
Will I be stuck in purgatory? That's such an absurd story
I've been on a curve, I let the deeds do all of the words for me
Sometimes I feel like I've been pushing it too much
And in turn I feel like bruising my face with a chewable toothbrush
while chewing my two nuts just to stop myself from losing my touch
with these stupid sluts that I bump into every two months
My life's a fucked up maze, it's a labyrinth
Every day I keep bashing into these dead ends like a spastic bitch
I need a power-up, a cheat or some kind of power hit
Something that'll help get me over this barrier quick
Let's see - up, down, left, right, B, C, C ....
down, right, left, up, C, C, B ..... ?
No, that doesn't work, let me read the manual
Stick my dick inside a pair of jeans and keep it casual
Game Genie, come out of the lamp and give me a magic code
(*knocking*) Come on, come out of there, man, quit being an asshole!
(Okay, pretty boy, what the **** do you want this time?!)
Relax, I just want to date a slut before my mother dies!

nigga you talking all that G **** ima leave you with more holes then jesus genius leave ya brains leaking like yeezus

nice one ills

https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/prinstrumental

https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/maddswitchupsinstrumental

Heres my attempt at RnB

LMAO



Ooooo when we began ,I believed every word you said
now I im sitting here in tears
unable to hear a word youve said
from wanting a life together friends forever
now wishing you were dead
its killing us
killing us
is it still in us
instilled in us
still in love
still in lust
stealin looks
you always wanted me to share my feelings
but I cant give these feelings up



it use to be the two of us
when did love turn to lust
turning us
till we turned an walked away from trust
burning up

I loved you with all my heart
i'll still love you when it falls apart
ashes to ashes n dust to dust ,since the spark
your car brokedown, I slowed down gave you a jump start
played some motown , rolled round till dark
feeling the beat of your heart pulse through your lips
it was our first n last kiss

know im not trippin , always do **** different
gittin what im given, temper hotter then hells kitchen
but naw im not trippin , hip hop'n throw a kick in
but no im not trippin , finger flippin slippin a punch dippin
**** naw I aint trippin , they dissen I dont listen
they spittin , **** then i might pimp them
pimpin my pimp hand strong as god when he smacked jesus out
ima literally put a knife in the censor they try to bleep this out
people run there lips ... aint got no need ta shout,sneaker mouths
aint so loud when i bring the speakers out , mid subs an tweakers
Meow ...I know pussy.. im a dick its all around me
neow ....I know pussy.. u goin mind ya biz .. or i'll drown ya kids in downy ... ya clean freak clean sweep the street with your teeth... **** playing sorry ..
I always Risked and Banked in Monopoly
you can pay ya respects .. talk is cheap

"oh thank you god thou art heaven"

But my ass is down here
under water we can drown here
in a ditch you can be found here


when im on the ground
blood in my mouth
noone else around
getting beatin down
u think i care if there wearing crowns
Pow Pow
two down
im too down
digging a grave
digging gravediggaz

why kids told dont be a brave figure
figure your going to get slayed .. figure there going to treat you like a slave ...whippin thur headsback amazed like did he just say nigga
nigra
nigrassa
imposters
pop stars
crack heads
and
rock stars
lifes tough
aint just the block hard
rolled in the back a cop car
bin to jail
n made bail
aint no gang banger
crank yanker
call me what you want
you can thank my anger
if you Beeping like a pager
im bright i'll turn that light sabre like vader
n cut through the darkest part of the heartless carcus ..**** a hater
I love ma haters
there all pussy so ima **** um later
**** there faces till they ******* face it
Im sooo Harrrd they can taste it

If I wasn't autistic, I probably wouldn't have bodied this
I'd have been like all the other mollycoddlers
All the retarded hip-hop toddlers who think it's funny not to acknowledge this
genre and transform it into a "Kindergarten Cop"-fest
The blocks are choc-a-bloc full of obnoxious mongrels
I'm shocked that somebody watching doesn't chop off their tonsils
(*choking*)
Check it
If Jewish babies can be circumcised
and Hindus can hurl all their wives in a burning fire
Then surely I can purchase a nine and put a burrow the size
of a Mercury tyre and insert it right through their urban attire
Make them endure the hurt that's inside like a dead person retired
I'd make these motherfuckers Blow like when Kurtis got signed
And by Kurtis, I don't mean the guy who gave us the "Breaks"
I mean the 50 Cent guy that became Eminem's protégé
about a decade ago and turned into Shady himself
and sent Ja Rule downstairs to burn with Satan in Hell

ILLUSTRAIGHT vs. AUTISTIK PART II

[MC Host]
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host, MC Host
Welcome to the Scribble Jam Championships 2013
Y'all remember the last battle between two of the finest, ILLustraight and Autistik?
Well, they're back at it for the second time around
These MC's need no introduction
They know who they are, WE know who they are
It's about to go down
Autistik won the coin toss and has chosen to go first
You've got 40 seconds to spit your ****, go!

[Autistik]
Yo Ills, I heard you tried to ask somebody out today
But it's a motherfucking shame she shoved you out out the way
I bet you're real frustrated with the rejection
It seems you fall in love with one chick and you're infatuated with the next one
Let's face it, dude, nobody wants you
Why the **** do you think all the girls are fronting on you?
Don't get it twisted, it's nothing to do with your autism, dude
It's just because of your nature they're not accustomed to you
On some real ****, though, I adore you
You love Nicki so much, I went over and fucked her for you
While you were at the back with your pal eating pasta
I took her down to the cloakroom and played her sugar dada
Aw, what's the matter, Ills? Don't you feel included?
Even your own best friend thinks your real stupid
You jealous ************, I should tear you apart
I've just broken your spirit, I just punched you in the heart

[MC Host]
Okay, okay, that was hot, dude, I got to admit
But now let's see what my man ILLustraight has to say about that
Yo Ills, you got 40 seconds to impress
You ready? Go!

[Illustraight]
Yo, I must admit, I have had a bit of difficulty trying to hook up with girls
with the looks and the curls
But for years, I've been used to ladies who push me away
I can say, "I love you" one day and say, "**** you" the next day
It goes to show how much I tolerate grief
I've got no feelings, but I can stand on my two feet
and move on with this beat, so take a walk on the street
I'm about to toss the beans out of this Autistik being
Listen, dude, you're no better than me
I got more admiration than you think and you're still bitter with jealousy
In fact, I can remember you and Kiran two years ago
You hit it off, said she was the prettiest girl you had ever known
You even much as went to compliment her earrings
But then, the next motherfucking evening you started to hear things
The moment you heard that she got another boyfriend
You acted up like Ike beating Tina, you lost the plot then
(Yo, dog, your time's up!) Hold up, I'm not finished
**** the 40 minutes, I'm about to go over the darn limit
You're the one walking around with the crushed spirit
because you never learned to take the salt and walk with it
And that's why you're standing there with the mic trying to hook me
You still can't get over the pain, you're straight pussy
On this microphone, I blow up
You're a motherfucking child, Autistik, why don't you grow up?

[MC Host]
Oh ****, I can't believe this
That verse went over the limit and that was some crazy ****
For real, that was hot
All right, Autistik
You know what to do, it's on you, dawg
You got 40 minutes to spit your heat
Get it!

[Autistik]
Okay, ************, now I've really had it with you
Now I'm angry, I'm about to spaz out and smash it on you
I really don't like when people answer back to me, dude
I can't take criticism, I will not be cast as a fool
I'm here trying to make it happen, I'm steady rapping
But somebody always has to judge me like a bastard
Do you have any idea how I feel about that ****?
Now you're picking on me, ************, I can't hack it!
Check it, I'm about to throw a bad tantrum, bitch
Throw myself on the floor and scream, I can't handle this!
It's not my fault I'm sensitive
Don't you realise I'm already on some anti-depressant ****?
**** this, I'm about to get aggressive
**** you, **** your mother and **** your bredrens
**** your dad, and **** your motherfucking pet cat
I put my foot up its ass and kick the **** out of that

[MC Host (Ills)]
Whoa, hold up, Autistik!
You need to control that temper of yours
But on some real ****, though, that was tight
Now Ills, it's on you
Just keep within the 40-second limit, alright?
(Goes without saying) Rip it!

[Illustraight]
See the difference between me and you is temper control
People have said I was aggressive many times I let it just blow
But now I hold no grudge against my friends or my co-
-mates, now I've been known to throw the correct help as I flow
Whereas you, you still find it tough to let it just go
That's how anger gets the best of your soul
All very well releasing all of the stress out of your chest that you hold
But the excess of it affects your entire self as a whole
There are many cats like us out there in the world
And we will get singled out and snared by the girls
They can live right next door and give you stares as you pass
Know your neighbours and tell them about how pathetic you are
But as long as I can hold my ground, then I'll be strong
And I'll be able to succeed as I progress through the song
**** this autism, and above all, **** you, Autistik
I throw the middle finger at you and that's how I'll finish it, ************!

[MC Host]
Whoa, man, what a sick way to end a ******* battle for real, man
That was tight as ****
After a unanimous decision by the judges
The victor of this battle has been announced
The winner, and still the reigning Scribble Jam Champion is......
ILLustraight!

(Cheering and applause)

was at work my brother , your about to get guttered ...like that baby butter gravy ya mother ...used to conceive you ... immaculate abortion ... u want ya asses kicked like a masochist fagget slash ya wrists ... you couldnt cum up with a thought till you jumped on my massive dick .. u a passivist .. pass ya bitch , so i can pass a fist through ... if you act a bitch , you aint the **** dude , ya shitzu.. n i aint havein this ..kick u in the gunt so hard you aint havin kids ...i'll throw keys in ya dreadlocks...then break the door in...lace a track with agent or-ange .. n tell u to run it back till your memory lapse ...this cracker gone crack ... dont make me snap like a slave whip ...I flow with mo niggas then a slave ship ... go ahead act anal say **** ...

**** off with CEO n go run off in ur station wagon
Or light ur ass up like fire from a dragon
Come man in this lyrical battle I'm just way too up front
Stopping me just an impossible stunt
Like illus I slice off ur head
Ur some pistol flashlight I'm an assault riffle infared
Ur raps suck they be causin way too much suicide put u into custody
Survivors with paralyzed hearing
People at the wheel instantly loosing there steering
One verse made someones head blow its probably coz you got not no rhythm or flow

Now wtf r u gettin pissed off at me
Is coz I didn't reply to that **** u call rapping
Then go cry like a baby n fly away like bird
I re battle when u come with something that doesn't make u sound like a turd
I afraid u plz why I be afraid of the second biggest homo with illus being first and war child being third
I'm shoving my lyrics down ur throat
N u choke

try to remind them rewindin times spin.. that which we are all intertwined in .. from the sharpest grindin ...signing eternity's sign in ... to see which line you die in.neo dive in the amoebic dine in..drive in .. engines feuled by fat cells .. racing through a self image culture that sells , fat is bad for your health ...in truth fads is bad for your longevity ... to let them insult ya. dont sulk bra .. sell bulk bra ...vultures or not dead it ... winners write history... the rest of them get fucked up n try to forget it ... kill um all let god sort it out .. sorta sounds like a lazy way to say I dont have to explain my actions ... im acting like lifes a movie lets put it in theatre's ... lets get reel , and make it a Feature, presentation ... presents tasting like christmas ..christ im gifted ... theres always a clause , Flaws as in F Laws Frauds ... Pause... Just Nod and act like u know what im sayin sayen no need to be scared Ive already seen mista satan ..
im DBZ , eazy E, an ABC's baby on MTV Cribs in the basement with the BASS and a face stoned as a mason , Free to Rock the Foundation

cover your tampax in anthrax , u one of these hacks that bring a handaxe ...to a gunfight .. shooting ya mouth off ... Hell smack americas cerebus south paw .. for bitchin ...You KFC battered chicken ... ya flows mo pussy then a rapping kitten ...im viewed with mo game then activision.. you just playin ... you want clean bars ... go clean your cell in prison . imprisoned by your view as a single celled organism ..im coming with so much heart got the organs jizzin...pussy u lion n naw u lieing...shoot you need to stop looking cyclops when I talk.. break ya knees from the jump well I munch at IHOP... your too chicken get off my cock ... see i'll heel um its my job hip hops eye doc ... to look past your nine glock and serve these heads like a nine top ... u aint taking my shot ... guns to big for ya ...keep bitching you know your one of my dogs ....

Abracadabra ..... a charismatically magical rapper
who pulls rabbits out of hats
and vanquishes shammers in the smash of a hammer
I'm an ape using animal grammar
Packing a bad slap that's more baffling than a Catholic pastor
being dragged from his Mass by a gang of Mafia captains
and implanted in a casket in handcuffs
I get you guessing like crosswords
You cross me, and I can box you black and white using skills that are hard to word
Lay you across in some boxes
and then down you drop to the bottom of the water until you fools are laid with the plants
while a boat crosses down from Newhaven to France
If only a girl gave me a chance then I would've taken her dancing
at a club rave up in Oxford with Circus clowns shaking and prancing
Probably spend a day in the Park where on-passers Hyde, sunbathing in Corners
and dine in a buffet in Bayswater
while Asian hors d'oeuvres are being baked into quarters
In fact, perhaps I should've replaced "baked" with "made"
Besides, you can't bake appetisers unless they say they can be made in the oven
The whole world is a joke just like my autism
I want to put a girl in a choke and cut off her consciousness
so she'll never catch wind of others' nonsense
I watched the Backroom Cypher on YouTube while I thought of this
It's non-sensical like a prostitute dressed as a nun giving blow-jobs in a convent
while the others are singing church psalms from their songbooks
I'm a stun-gun, put these young ones back to sleep when I'm done
Digging into a slut's bum with my Tom Thumb, I'm deep when I come
You think your penis is tough enough to compete with these nuts?
The days of you cheap suckers calling me a peanut are up!
Because my words are now adult and seedy enough
to put Caitlin Stasey in a rocket and blast her back to the Sleepover Club

...... Seconds pass, and I'm getting harder
My cock will flip over other fathers like New Yorkers flipping rocks just to get a dollar
Pin them to the wall like pictures of their favourite celebrity artists
Got these little brothers at dick-point, ordering them to give me the rubbers
so I can get a leg over their mother
Next thing I discover they've hidden a box
of vanilla condoms under their Sonic The Hedgehog covers
Ills is a monster, so pray keep your night-lights glowing
Because he's got a gun and blowing a player Like Mike open
I'm 28 years old, and I'm kind of hoping
that a nice dime approaches with a bright smile exposing
which is bright enough to blind a white guy posing
and turn him into black pudding served high in Loch Lomond

(*Scots accent*)
Scotland, och man, pass the dope grass an'
I'll smoke until my arse is like Scottish smoked salmon
I cannae understand where these little 'uns spring from
Tryin' to reap our benefits like disability incomes
I should kick 'em bits of kids in their ding-dong
Make those pricks scream a wee Christmas sing-song
Auld Lang Syne, ************, it's a New Year
Change your tones! (You talking to me?) Yes, you, yeah?!
And you there! Stop wearin' all that loose wear
You look queer like a fuckin' goose in scuba gear
Take a dive, man, stop harassin' us quiet folk
..... (*chokes*) ****, I think I might've choked ......
I can't think of another line - oh, I know.
**** your sister and tie your mother with a tight-rope
I'm a psycho like Michael Myers, you're a girl like Mariah
when the dime hits those opera high-notes
Ha hu ha, I'm Count Dra-cu-la
I want to suck your blood, make blackcurrant out of ya
**** you, I love you, I want to rub you
Stuff you, get into bed so I can hump you

so gifted sack the size of santas .. leave you crying with black eyes like sexual harassment panda ... so spaced out , astrology psychology its a cancer ...bars like a body thats jail .. double the cells .. keep it locked ... keep it pac ...biggie, pun ... iridium in the millenium falcon.. hi im high an your fly as a griffin talon..you blow like sucking dicks ya talent .,, got um slipping from my sick imbalance slicker then rick when i slip in my dick .. . flow nastier then sipholus drip... this is Snoop vs Katt williams .. Pussy u a funny ass bitch .. n I aint lion ....just rhyming every line in death rows sign in ...chillin put the vanilla on ice ... i'll skate circles round the mic ... you can be underground tonight .. cut ya throat leave ya leaking in the mainstream .. poison the drinking water ... pyro got um in cryo n he think he hotter ... my flow hydro ,gyro your spinal ... take ya vinyl to your gyno ... for a midol script ...here you can take the Title (BITCH) ...the Names DUGAS .... so u dogg's know who u trying to **** with .. **** this ... fuckshit... **** it im not to be fucked wit ...multi syl-la-lab-les omni understandable ... respect the suffix ... or change the subject ...math ,1 ass plus 1 hole = 1 holy ass... christ what an asshole... crap smells like a shitty ass flow ...rub tabasco on your crack hoe when ever you get ass bro ..you'll think your ******* hot ...

awesome work ills improving daily ..