Neverending Rap Battle

I'm having breakfast in the morning at 6 on the clock, it's
a wholewheat biscuit with some milk and some chocolates
An 8-hour night shift income fills all my pockets
so I strut home with lots of little bills in my wallet
Thank God for that job, even though it gets me exhausted
Carrying letters and sorting in the biggest department
that measures about 10 football pitches at largest
So 220 footballers can kick a good ball in it
Alan Shearer, Beckham, Ronaldo
Why not get involved, Didier Drogba?
I know it's a ******* disgrace like that time Chelsea got topped
against Iniesta's penalty shot
So yeah, I know exactly how you feel
I'll keep it extra real like the additional toppings you put on a pizza that's hot
I'll hit the hut about it, whether I'm autistic or not
Another night has gone, so this is a brand new tomorrow
I'm James Bond, I got a new gadget in my hand that's upgraded
Guaranteed to hack off the ladies
Oops, I mean, impress them, gentlemanly undressing them in their heads
Man, that's never felt so sexually impressive
It's excessive mental self-stimulation, yes
No wonder my brain keeps ending up in sticky situations
I've gone nuts in my head like Frankenstein when he walks
Ever seen The Munsters?
(The Munsters theme plays, then record stops) Yeah, that sort.
It's a wonder that I've never been caught
Even my family doesn't know, they can't get into my thoughts
yet they knows me better than I knows myself
I'm Popeye, I'm using plural in my verbs now, hells
I gets creative, I paints me brush and conjure a mess
and cover it up; hey, Olive, can I borrows your dress?
(Oh, Popeye!)

You sure eat a lot for a morning meal
To work with the top shots for the deal
But new words being invented ignore the wheels
And spin their own direction like a grumpy porche's reels
You can't repeal what I am like I'm a damn stamp act
I won't reveal what I am until I rap a whole stanza back
I'm a panzy, man, this is candyland
I'm in the peppermint forest holding a candy ax
So I can hack illus like my name was jack the lumberjack
Or Jack the Ripper? No no call me Jeff the killer
Cause I'll kill 'em gripping my skillet crazy as skrillex
And now I won't reference the bass, cause it's way late to bangarang
That's old news, the dates have changed and now old school rap is back
And names are the same, when slim shade and Dre first made
Amazing plays on stage, and tupac stays awake
And I fit myself in with rap legends, I don't see illus
Is he ill or is he iller? I warned that I'm a killer
I'll drill ya with a mill or a sawmill or a high powered drill
Making sounds shrill, carving away your free will
Out of your brain, and I'd do that since I'm off my pills
And if that won't make you worried, then I don't know what will- wait
I do. Maybe a verse or two, it's hurting you, I can burn you too
With a quick lay of wordplay like brick house with a burglar into
It cause the church just blew, and the worst is soon
I didn't lie, bitch, ima MURDER YOU

aye yo prof is this you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtF_Pj_J5V8

cypher.sniper.hyper.tighter.type ta.light a.liger.fire.pyre.like a.empire.
n papaya.desires.inside her.put incisors.inside a.biters.insides bruh.lighter
igniter.brighter.split personality westside a, my duality left.I couldnt b righter
im anything other than a B writer ...someone you should be nice ta ,im nicer
hoodfeen heist ya.ice or knife a gutterfucker tryn take a slice a,bite a,my cold cuts
aint telling you once.i'll kick ya twice bruh.BOOM BOOM chickity check my kicks.
nice huh ? run swift taylor'd.chuck um.run in to run ins this how you run ****.**** um

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bin (on-dre since) 3000, doctor nickatina chillin in public housing with FROST

VvictoriousS

I'm gonna this, I'm gonna that/
Rappers claim they make attacks/
Talking bout Cadillacs when they're too young to drive and live in their parents' habitat/
I ain't having that, I've lost my navi map and I'm turning back/
To the last rap with a knapsack/
Full of obverse verses/
Honors purchased/
On my perches/
Honest curses/
I need to wash up, I'm so damn filthy/
Now I've caught up, ringing in the belfry/
It's unhealthy/
Like I'm frank but I ain't funny/
Locked like a bank, now where's my money?/
Where's my honey? The hive owes me, so be sweet and give me something/
You know, hell with this filler and all this tailgating/
Done waiting, perpetrating, perpetuating, indefinitely, debating on who's hating or who's satan/
I'm both, so don't choke on my words when I shove my verse down your throat/
People have been playing the pussy frame and it's no go, it don't float/
You'd drown a plane of plain people thinking it's a row boat/
So bow to the crown, now I announce that I'm monarch, king, governor, and dictator of all of this town/
And city, and state, and country/
Next the continent/
I'm onto this/
Bombing it, bombarding it/
Pom-poms and ****, cheerleaders lead and urge me on when I accomplish this/
So glorious, (flush the world of crime with rhyme) and emerge this boringness with corniness/
One last punchline will chime and I'm blurry bitch, (victorious!)

let go. hear the echo wrestle with the beat roman grecco ...
wearing ecko.jet flow coming to your town the surround sound sex show
spit petro.. **** yo mind up fueled with this drive from the get go
rap influenced by rock n heavy metal , cemented in the path to the next level
tempo smoking...mint .. like methol.no gimmic souls infinite potential
is so essential. essence shull, grow from the seed of independence
pen it,maybe that'll write it ... cant see we blinded , need to put the past behind us
leave those ass behind us... **** find the finest things in life seek um out
on the grill freal what the beef about ... educate on what we speak about
dedicate to eating out .getting ya asshole eatin out ,
acting like an asshole at least ya ass is clean.butt, clean ya mouf,talkin ,toxins
in the vaccines monoxins... wolverine blood you cant kill ma options ... optin
no coppin out.no cops in the house.they dont like freedom .. they like bleeding like reading your rights,right after beaten ya twice,to nearly an inch of ya life,beating on your wife, your children ... cause your civilians ,there a couple million corrupted puppets building billions an stoppin billions from getting up to a million ..
in the gut hungry dont give a **** feelin .. no given up lift the ceiling
,concealing how much room we have to gro .mo resilliant, flow ,trillion syllables
sil-lal-la-bles ...im back from my sabbatical, back at it ya'll,
like a crack addict addicted to aderol that had the balls
to cum up with these thoughts on padded walls..u pussy , vaginal
im n animal a cannibal cannon ball shooting off another anecdote ..
sick n im dope .aint no antidote.munchin panago sippin a can a coke
is it me must be the chemicals....

caught jesus crossin buddha , time for a devine intervention
was it my Call of Duty ... blow the brains out these zombies time for accension
all that time in detention .. multiplied by my intentions
divided my attention to conquer thyne focus ...didnt focus on mentions
doing a verse every universe needs dimensions...
think i'll die before I get mentioned survived ressurect his afterlife
after write a chapter ... with half a half life every atom get blown this EVE
trees.. grown from a seed .. see humans grown from belief. but never believe
we can grow into a tree so they come to this earth n leave ... without growin roots
my roots are growin boots .. and kick it with emcees .. smoke cees , seed the booth
n kick drum loops

SLANG CULTURE PART II

[Intro]
Yo, it's ILLustraight once again
About to hit you up with some more British slang for your ass
Check this out

[Verse 1]
If someone tells you to belt up, you need to shut up
And if they want you to make some space, you need to budge up
If you've made a mistake, then you've cocked up
And if you're talking **** then you're talking a lot of codswallop
If you've got a son or a daughter, you've got a little 'un
And if you've topped somebody, then that means you've killed them
If something costs an arm and a leg, then it's expensive
And if the police have nicked you, that means you've just been arrested
You'd be brave and courageous if you had bottle
If you felt a bit queasy then you'd have the collywobbles
If you pose or put up a front, then you're a ponce
And if you happen to offend the other sex, then you're a nonce
If you were telling lies, you'd be telling porkies
And if you planned to go all the way, you'd do the Full Monty
These sort of words are used time after time
Once again, I say them rhyme after rhyme
This is slang culture

[Hook]
Once again, this is slang culture
I rhyme the language to the beat, this is slang culture
Yeah
Once again, this is slang culture
I give it to you with meaning, this is slang culture

[Verse 2]
Check it out
If you have an arse-about face, that means you're back-to-front
You'd get a girl pregnant if you got her up the duff
If you're the dog's bollocks, then you're fantastic
And if you're exhausted, then you are ******* knackered!
If you were done up like a kipper, you were set up
And if you're having tomato sauce, you're having ketchup
If you're a boozer, then you're an alcoholic
And if you need to go to the bog, you need to use the toilet
If you want someone to go away, you tell them to bog off
And if you're watching TV, then you've got the idiot box on
If you're laughing out loud, you're laughing your head off
If you're talking about something that's old, you're flogging a dead horse
Bang to rights is being caught; if you fart, you blow off
If you're given a bollocking, then you're being told off
These sort of words are used time after time
Once again, I say them rhyme after rhyme
This is slang culture

[Hook]
Once again, this is slang culture
I rhyme the language to the beat, this is slang culture
Yeah
Once again, this is slang culture
I give it to you with meaning, this is slang culture

[Verse 3]
Yo, your arsehole is your anus; your girlfriend is your babe
A fence is a dealer, the readies is the bookmakers
To get your end away is to have sex
Whereas a big monkey is a five-hundred pound paycheck
A bubble's a joke, the filth's the police
To kip is to go to sleep or you could say Bo-Peep
If you're chuffed about something, that means you're pleased about it
And if you're gobsmacked about something, you're shocked or astounded
Your hooter's your nose, your gaff is your house
A mare is a woman, a slapper's a slut and your missus is your spouse
Your gaffer's your boss, a pikey is a gypsy
A chav is someone who lives in a council estate within a city
If you're a customer, you're a punter; if you're insane, you're a nutter
If you're a mug, then you're a gullible ************
These sort of words are used time after time
Once again, I say them rhyme after rhyme
This is slang culture

[Hook]
Once again, this is slang culture
I rhyme the language to the beat, this is slang culture
Yeah
Once again, this is slang culture
I give it to you with meaning, this is slang culture

[Outro]
Once again, shout out to the late Big L
A real legend never dies, they live on
Rest in peace

just wanna refresh the flesh dip into the next fountain of youth ... an drop a deuce
...not something pop produced something my pops produced ...hip hops the truth secret ops goku ... hold true to the craft ... put a lie detector in my mac ... say cheese ... grimey wiping my hiney with mc D's wrappers .. kinda rapper ...causing spinal fractures writing the final chapter ... im a master ... stir the masses ... syrrrrup glasses .... widdle ya casket down to a pipe an smoke it ... people think i'll never get noticed ... rents DUE ...i'll put two in your focus and drive away in your focus
this drives a plauge im inta locusts ... drive for days ..roll over my grave with a fresh bag ... hop out the flesh bag and drop a spirit bomb .... twisting spinal cords at the X-games

My ART-illery your bars dont kill emcees ,freal u sheep think your going beef with wool over your eyes / wolves over your hide/ya'll germans aint number 1 a four n a five equal a nein ? NO see how fast you blow with a bottle a nitrous in ya nose...I got formula one drive... ur getting towed in the undertow ..cowabunga gotta humunga flow ..over ya head bought the top floor your bungalow ...eating domino's knocking over your nominals .. ya numerals .. vahminos ..its ya funeral.. leave ya knees blown an beat ya ass till it sound musical ....

too all my people an all the pebbles an the pots telling the kettle to settle ...
too all my evils an all the devils an the gods telling gipetto's to let go...

walk along this road ,carving your stone
the walk a fame or walk a shame
lotta ppl talk the game then walk away
I runnit , n the people I run with I have some fun with everyday
**** prada , gotta bong packed n 2 litre of water lets rap im stacked
double big mac ... hell nah quadtriple big macs
some bacon n canadian bacon pig fat
let it all go to my chicks ass can ya dig that ?
im Duuuurty
can only get 5 feet of sleep , eve wheres all the mc ribs at ?
rip raps / candy rappers and kit kats ... yo dj's where my kick at ?
radios where my kick back ... 5 years from now my rich ass after they give me money
lol give me money ? forgive me mommy ... ya'll can give me twenties , hundies
girl i'll take your undies .. your throat if your hungry
awh you made munchies hunny ...yummy tastes like play boy bunny
face like n waist like its time to play .. : ) Lovely

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lord im beggin for serenity now
someone gone die ,I let the energy out
yo homie you want the plug in this socket or that socket
yesterday it was this one , an today same one but you wanna talkshit
over sockets .. watch ya optics and who they aiming at
dont act pussy when you blame a cat ...
Mame a cat ..
leave a foot where ya brains is at
straight in ya ass ...


im just making a rap
an making it fast
takin ya cash
I aint taking it back
takin ya stacks
well ur taking a crap
im making it hap
ur takin a nap
im sleepin on um ,ether on um , aint paceing ma fast
jason the mask
adjacent the gash
I got my face in ,Ugghhh
adjacent ta that
u can kiss my ass
u aint facin the facts
u aint facin the facks
im erasing an F
U facing the axe
Put ma faith in my raps
put ur face in ur ass
u cant breathe , n I cant believe
u keep taking that crap



bin to long to wait ... get yo MUTHAFUCKIN hands off my plate
im Blessed .. dont have to say grace ... she already got my DIiiick in her FACE

Im saucy .. girl let me cover your noodle ... Kept choking a Biitch, you know, the usual ,,, till someone yelled stop thats my poodle ... ate my alphabets .. doggs kept calling me an animal till I switched to zoodles and felt cannibal... faggets never called me a fruit ... when eating cantelope...**** you tell me , where cant I go ... Oh .. now what I cant doo ? grow a fumanchu ... at least i'll grow .. he a foo man ... Who ? chu ... chewbacca u need to chew binaca to get that stank off ya .. what did you just shank hoffa ? im diiiiirty ... keep my sacks my green and my gleam pearrly ...

lord im beggin for serenity now
someone gone die ,I let the energy out
yo homie you want the plug in this socket or that socket
yesterday it was this one , an today same one but you wanna talkshit
over sockets .. watch ya optics and who they aiming at
dont act pussy when you blame a cat ...
Mame a cat ..
leave a foot where ya brains is at
straight in ya ass ...


im just making a rap
an making it fast
takin ya cash
I aint taking it back
takin ya stacks
well ur taking a crap
im making it hap
ur takin a nap
im sleepin on um ,ether on um , aint paceing ma fast
jason the mask
adjacent the gash
I got my face in ,Ugghhh
adjacent ta that
u can kiss my ass
u aint facin the facts
u aint facin the facks
im erasing an F
U facing the axe
Put ma faith in my raps
put ur face in ur ass
u cant breathe , n I cant believe
u keep taking that crap



bin to long to wait ... get yo MUTHAFUCKIN hands off my plate
im Blessed .. dont have to say grace ... she already got my DIiiick in her FACE

Im saucy .. girl let me cover your noodle ... Kept choking a Biitch, you know, the usual ,,, till someone yelled stop thats my poodle ... ate my alphabets .. doggs kept calling me an animal till I switched to zoodles and felt cannibal... faggets never called me a fruit ... when eating cantelope...**** you tell me , where cant I go ... Oh .. now what I cant doo ? grow a fumanchu ... at least i'll grow .. he a foo man ... Who ? chu ... chewbacca u need to chew binaca to get that stank off ya .. what did you just shank hoffa ? im diiiiirty ... keep my sacks green and my gleam pearrly ...