Illustraight
 
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Reply Tue 22 Oct, 2013 07:19 pm
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/fight
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thedarknova
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 09:54 am
@thedarknova,
you the opposite of a rap god
you are just at par dog
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Gliitch
 
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Reply Wed 23 Oct, 2013 10:09 am
Sometimes I feel too soft/
So I gotta turn around and BUSTA RHYME off/
Not to call TECHnical I'm at level N9NE dawg/
My mind's raw, break the time laws/
It ain't a crime y'all, if I'm right, nah/
But I'm PINECONE, kicked around until I RISE, no?/
The TREE of life, pine rhymes the KINDLING/
FUEL FLAMES, I'm the FIRESTARTER, little B./
I'm the SMOKE CLOUD, shroud around, suffocate the big B/
Queen Bee, fall dead, never be ROYALS/
You can't be, you're too weak, gotta be foiled/
I'm not too SHARP, I'm not the best BLADE/
But I'm not afraid to EXPLODE like a pulled-pin GRENADE/
So toss me off the awry balcony/
As the posse pauses watching awkwardly/
Then bang, I'm banging, breaking, legs and/
Making widows, taking little, lives that couldn't make the shift, no/
No no, **** no, listen bitch, yo, can't you prove, you can bust a move?/
What the hell, you hula-hoop? "And I'm damn good at it", your screw is loose/
Men make verses off of BOOTY JUICE, they want the NUDEY COOCH/
But if THATS ALL FOLKS, all of y'all are fake as LOONEY TOONS/
Playing CAT AND MOUSE, in a rapper's house/
Revive TOM AND JERRY, for for another bout/
And ******* defy GRAVITY, like I'm SPACE BOUND/
Cause I AINT DOWN, head in the CLOUDS, is this heaven or is it 8 Mile?/
After ORBIT, the NSS changes courses, and SPACE JUNK torches/
My tether so I float, it's gorgeous/
But no GEORGE CLOONEY can go saving me/
From my definition of defying GRAVITY/
And I'm halfway to the moon, I'm loose and lunar/
Enter atmosphere, I'm dying sooner/
Air supply is low, approach the surface/
Crater full speed ahead, here's the EL LUNA PURCHASE/
And then I hit rock, and burst/
A quick end to the verse-/
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Fri 25 Oct, 2013 11:11 pm
placenta center sense the censors scent like cat piss
you cant fuckin match this with match sticks on the matress wit conjoined twins
boinking
poison the life blood of our culture
picking the bones of vultures
vomit in the lungs of the young
the taste of death numbs there tastebuds
tears bitter sweet , they cant taste love

rip the tounge out of your throat before you choke
rippin everything I wrote out my book of notes
stuff it up ya bloody nose , holes , hoes got tampon flows
its getting heavy as seventy chevy ready to roll

I believe in god , its my alias thats atheist
its my conscience thats no nonsense pompous patriots
waving a white flag ... when I fly by , leave um tie die
hung up after picking season , my my , leave um High dry
front page hightimes , with some playboy bunnys
who dont wanna afford forbes , course theres more to life then money

aye mommy
lil homies you can pay ya dues
when rents due an you aint paid
shits nuts , ya feel screwed
screwed up, bug out like a can a raid
patience is paid no attention locked up in detention
**** preschool ... tazer swagger travolt ya , be cool

**** what you heard , this my word
1st , second , third , noone else got nerve
I checked , disect , thyne vets like pets
theres a code abided by it , buy it , or bite it
theres ma dust ,psshh .. you like it
are those jordans ? must be the nikes kids
how a grown ass man run **** like this
like bitch , who you think you ******* with dogg
Illustraight
 
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Reply Sat 26 Oct, 2013 05:39 am
@theprofessor,
They say autism is a disease, but it's nothing more than a disability
God has given me the ability to ponder and think with ease
Probably much better than these other awkwardly thick emcee's
who call themselves sick emcee's
But they don't have the same calibre as I do
They're just pissed that a man of my character might intrude
into their personal lives
So these dudes pull out all the stops to make sure that I'm not included
Am I really that stupid?
My eloquence cock-blocks their ghetto ways
Gangsters from all walks of life with all their veteran slang
and swags that's emulated like moves from a Nintendo game
I can jump over platforms just as much as Mario sways
One punchline of mine can make them double over
And one mind-thought can make these dumb cats shrug their shoulders
It takes a while to administer it, I'm sick of this ****
All I'm fitting to do is hit that fix full of gin and finish it quick
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 26 Oct, 2013 09:34 am
@theprofessor,
spazz out , bitch im ass out , n you want me to take ya ass out
talkin shiiit , she went ass ta mouth , what the fucks that about ?
I cant even use an atm
her ass out of this world
not human , must be an alien
**** aint a joke, laugh , so broke
whos throat am I have ta choke
to get a lil doh , homie only
need couple seasons of simpsons yo
its critical , put you in critical , you can take it literal
my metaphysical is fitted yo, in the big picture fake **** dont fit it yo
its pitiful , you try pit a bull against a pitbull ,
and watch a dogg climb over the pit fall
you can whine an sniffle ,crying im crippled
or look death in the eye grab the sickle
everything I pad official
shooting nuclear pad missles
in hip hops diary back issues
**** hawk , with some bad issues
loook good , i'll take that bad biitch wit chu
ripping up her gut nut in her vaginal tissue

girls why you getting so mad ? whats the issue
awhhh , ur just pissed , cause im not wit you
whip you , strip ,you , lick you , finga flick you
dick you, addict to , why you want this dude . to be a dick ta you ?
is it cause you want my grade , High Grade
or wanna be d- graded like ya did in school
sorry cum again , some love stains from the main vein
drained heres some brains
think you want your heart broken again ?
is that DICK or CRACK ,think shes smoking again
Its a fact , those tits a TRAP ... shes SMMoking a ten
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 26 Oct, 2013 10:12 am
@theprofessor,
They call me brother Hood , im from ARTiculation
save ya congratulations , an salutations
salivating at the lips , get off my dick
and the people I roll with , hoe , less you can swallow the whole dick
no hands i dont want you to hold it , bro, yo bitch is try to succubus
people im cold with , one look leave um frozen
hot headed , short temper ,no tall tales , never
to big to be humble , never to small to give it my all lets rumble
ever remember how I grew up in the zoo moved to the jungle
real talk , Cell blocks , dont sell rocks , no zealot , wont sit in hell rot
sell stalks,fell lots,get up in a nice get up,my cologne thats Blaze Stones eL Pot

just a quick one off the top .. much love Hip Hop
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 26 Oct, 2013 10:47 am
@theprofessor,
going in , homie like me cant go home
pulled the sword out the stone ,cut the head off the man sittin in the throne
zoned , grown ass man ,trash can garbage artists, WWE targets ROCK
these MARTYRS ... im harder then heart filled with cement
i was meant never to relent , never to repent, god knows got no reason
gospel got my nosebleeding
stigmata
got her wrists bleeding
stigmata
clitorus bleeding
stigmata
is this the evening
im gonna get even
even if he releasing the demon
deeming he bin heathen
over heating,heeding no warning
oversleeping ,seeding those mornings
with thoughts off lastnight forming
im informing any informant snoring or dormant
pigs im boaring through ya endorphins ,
blow ya **** outta perportion
forcein a porche in to your ass ignite the gas tank
your wallet im ready to rob that bank
dog bat your head out the park at a ball game im that frank
stankkkk , im that dank ... tyra ,brianna, minaja ,ashley Banks
got ass ta bank , thanks , for swimmin in ma fish tank Wink
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 01:33 am
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/hd INSTRUMENTAL
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 04:30 am
https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/morze-style-instrumental
Illustraight
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 12:48 pm
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/basshead

Hope you have 7 minutes to spare. Razz
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 02:57 pm
@Illustraight,
4 u always Wink
Gliitch
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 10:01 pm
Half of y'all can't take half a fall
Half past the wall and Humpty Dumpty goes splat no more
And now they act the tall, like its basketball
Welcome to reality you bad crack at a basket ho
I'm a .43, aimed at society
Emo punks punch up notorieties, say goodbye to me
Because I'm gonna get killed trying to stay high with these
Flying freaks, "cool kids" base looks on 3 to 5 drinks
Only to cough it up later in the toilet or sink
Or when they can't take it no more, and their belly-ache stinks
So they sink and sink, until they cease to think
Past the brink, until they cease to blink...

Higher and higher (hey!)
Higher and higher (hey!)
I'm climbing the wire
On fire burning up
I'm the spire, turning up
Up
up...

So because of my characteristics I'm not that interesting
I'm testing for something I can't invest in
Taught by a rapper who can't get the rest in
Is that the best, Gliitch?
You don't impress this, I'm better than you you can't comprehend it
Because I strum you like I'm Hendrix
Who's next BITCH!?
I'm the plethora of next ****
The hydra I'm two headed
Cut me, I dare you, I'll come back twice as strong while you lessen!
Learn your lesson, you reference smith and Wesson
Keep guessin', I'm Winchesin' this check in
This checkmate, queen and rook backed you up and you breath take
At the mistake mistaken as a missed stake taken missed while takin' a mixtape with the sacred games of rap lyricy
Lyrically, appearing to be
A cheerful being who couldn't hear me
Is fearing for his dearly
Loved ones I'm comin'
Busting up with the ruckus so unfun
But it's so true that none you have a clue
How rap is something of a jump-to
From poets to rap artists
Like violinists to guitarists
Same difference, not parted
But change of subject is NOT pardoned!
And now I've GOT HARDENED!

Here's-the-fast-beat come-at-me combat-me attack-me and-trap-me distract-me extract-me relax-see-I'm-back-see now-stampede-the-last-scene, the-black-sheep!
Because this just got STARTED!!!
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Mon 28 Oct, 2013 03:51 pm
@theprofessor,
Why Can't I (Remember What I Wrote)?

featuring "The Professor" Michael Dugas

[Hook]
How come, I can't remember what I just wrote?
I jot it down as I flow
Whether in my head or in notes
It seems that every time I write a rhyme, it all goes up in smoke
I don't even got a clue as to why this is happening
Is it 'cause I rap abstract things?
It's maddening, doing my best to cram it in
It's a migraine, I'm trying in vain
to remember what I wrote

[ILLustraight]
It's time to pull that pen and pad out, and start to write it
Scribble everything down that comes from my mind
and as I rhyme it, I line it up beside the margin
in single file and make sure the lines abide by it
I write down any topic I can think of
From animals to insects, to dancing to solving jigsaws
Or talk about languages, society in limbo
Religion that's blown out of proportion like elves, dwarves and leprechauns
Rap that's dead and gone, or new children born
And how a pregnant woman can go through a menopause
Or how the unemployed people out there can't even get a job
Drug-dealers trying their best to sniff a score
How husbands and wives suffer hard times and get divorced
Mind-map them and spread them like how a spider gets across
I can write about a hundred thousand things in one single verse
But taking it all in is absurd

[Hook]

[The Professor]
Why can't I remember what I wrote?
Was it the amnesia or the coke?
Why can't I remember what I wrote?
Something bout an oddity, lobotomy, mental sodomy
Why can't I remember a thought on me?
Feels like, it's real hype and someone's robbing me of my real life
Steel mic's, savage stories
if I can remember where I left my laboratory, or my pad of glory
Can't remember what i wrote, was it a story or a quote ?
Why can't I remember what I wrote?
Was it cause I'm so horny or 'cause of the dope?
Was it a sentence of independence or a para-graffiti ?
Can't remember what I wrote, fill my pen with zen and ******* smoke
The pages, watch them go up in smoke
that I tore out my rhyme book
I can't remember but I think about what I wrote

[Hook]

[ILLustraight]
You mean to tell me that I can memorise other rhymes
from other guys but I find it hard to know my own?
Everything that I wrote, am about to write or I've just written
and not remembering any of them puts me in a dire position mentally
It's like my mind's just had a hysterectomy
And the uterus within it can't produce any more memory
But if I cast my mind back to 25 years
I could've taken in more things in a single raise of a hair
and I still can to this day
It's not the autism that affects me, **** what the doctors tell me
There are some things I gotta hate, some things I tolerate
There are some things that I can take at such a moderately high level
Something I find difficult to let go
And this is coming from a small kid from the ghetto
who has been outwitted by different chicks in stilettos
And so many other shell-suited dicks with their dildos

[Hook]
theprofessor
 
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Reply Tue 29 Oct, 2013 09:28 pm
on this tip , im on some other **** , on the next tip evacuate find an exit, monster, quana salivate , re calibrate , recalculate , multiplying my X's , two steps ahead n didnt use ya shoulders .. you's some posers .. use them holsters .. to hold you back ... shoot I'll roll you cats ... you aint got tha balls ta act , balderdash ... give ya skulls a thwap... you can hollar back , get ya collar snatched... dogg thought you were all all that ... leave um with cuntusion's there **** oozeing ,oh so your a rapper is ya ....wrote a rap derr did cha ... rode a raptor , wrote a chapter so classic go back ta future and watch an MC FLY ... McFly ... clowning on these CHEESEburgers .....
Gliitch
 
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Reply Wed 30 Oct, 2013 07:39 pm
@Illustraight,
Remember what? I'm a reverse elephant
Kinda short in size whenever I can remember it
I'll kill a rapper, hide the body, dismember it
Then forget where why and when so the cops can't turn me in
Like I'm Yuno Gasai, I can just let 'em die
I don't need what I write
It's what I say that is right
My plight to frighten and the fight won't lighten
Happy hallows-eve ************, and that's a nice tie
Dressed up for your own funeral, ceremonial robes and blood on those clothes
No time to change in the rapper's exchange
In pain but won't let it fall in vain
I'm on a spree, killing the game
Killing in the name, Gliitch is the frame
Now let me place the image 'fore I forget it to fame
I play plain claims, clam up until the game change
Take prey like a predator as I invade
No time to explain, hop on the rape train
As I penetrate your mind like I'm mentally gay
With a full array of words to spray
A verse of shame is how I show my face
First place is what I settle for, anything better or-
I'll back away from the rain and let the letters pour
Or just ignore the musty roars
Of young and old who bust a four
Bar with a couple poor, rhymes to relate
Damn I can't concentrate, head foggy, but I'm on my way
To a better moment where I'm off the brakes
And won't settle for any rapper unless their in prof-y's face
At the proper pace, until then I'll stop the waste of awful verses now
Unhonest oaths and honest curses how-
FORGET IT- I've lost my words, Gliitch, out
Gliitch
 
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Reply Wed 30 Oct, 2013 07:39 pm
@Gliitch,
Just cuz
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Wed 30 Oct, 2013 08:02 pm
@theprofessor,
Supersonic, who is on this joint that's like some bags of chronic
brought by addicts all across the world and there's no stopping it
It's wizardry that's mixed with ease, the thickest of all recipes
It's Illu with the sickest of all styles to make you quip and queef
Remember that I told you that I wasn't perfect back in my other verses that I had posted a couple of years ago?
Equipped with just a little bit of sense and motivation, man, I've made it to the summit of the mountain, now I'm aerial
Here we go, ILLustraight is "Bumping On Your Stereo" like Supergrass, it's making you turn "Yellow" just like Coldplay
Now you're in a whole world of trouble, 'cause I've spun a little web for all you motherfuckers, Spiderman's come home today
But listen baby, I'm no Peter Parker, because Peter hasn't parked his wiener in his sweetie's awesome teeny vulva and he hasn't even tried to roll it yet
And he's so upset, yet he's so besotted by her charm and looks, he needs to go on it
What the **** is wrong with all these gullible people?
Do they not know just how to stand up for everything they're believing in
or maybe they feel constantly competed just as much as this MC is?
He knows all about the grief that he's been in
And he can break it down like molecules and particles experimented in a puny chemistry session with lots of kiddies getting flabbergasted by a little Bunsen flame that goes up through the ceiling and beyond about a thousand odd degrees and it just blows up the entire university and they've all gotta get up out of there because the officers are coming to investigate the damage.....
And that is about all that I can manage
Damn it
Hacking it is one thing but rapping it's disgusting
More dirty than a black man who's trying to do the butt swing
or stepping on his leggies while he's grabbing on his nut things
Representing his city while he's yapping and he's munching
Butt butt ding ding, 2.99
Lick my ass and make this ************ shine
like a bottle full of Mr. Muscle cleaning all the toilets in your postal office getting all the dirt up out the ****
I'm threading and I'm weaving and I'm knitting and I'm seeping through the buttons, man, I'm trying to mend a shirt up out of this
Trying to pull some women here and there like no tomorrow, take them out and try to fix the little skirt out that chick
But some of them just tend to play so difficult to follow that they might as well just stuff a little rock up in their kinks
I can write just as fast as I can think
With some paper and a little dab of ink
Because a motherfucking little dab will do me
That's all it takes to rustle something up quick..... so suck my dick
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Wed 30 Oct, 2013 10:36 pm
Ills were homies but .... Uh ... I'm not sucking your dick ..... LMAO....
theprofessor
 
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Reply Wed 30 Oct, 2013 10:37 pm
@theprofessor,
It's a new day a new dawn ... Brains over brawns ... Rock these rooks like queen.no pawns... Looks like fish need to find a bigger pond ... From battered shrimps to bigger prawns ... Psalm in the Palm Islam is the bomb..Sudam is gone ... Ppl gone get there dalmer on ... Necronomicon the book of soccer moms ...Aqua bomb gotta bong ... Never got along ... Never needed too ... Met conceited fools who couldn't see it ... Couldn't seed it only leech it never .... Schooled by school ... Life doesn't follow rules .. Except gravity an death ... Who you falling for next ... Doc with the forceps ...warp through the vortex ... Cerebral cortex needs more dex neo cortex needs more Ex .. Hungry as Goldie locks for porridge poor kid , grew up on the wrong side of the right place ta live ... In HD MD lace the script .... So strong when you take a hit you can taste the shiiiiit ... N a waif of spliff...
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