theprofessor
 
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Reply Mon 23 Sep, 2013 02:10 pm
@theprofessor,
hold mics like grenades after I pull the pin ...
cold nights, life turned gray,wit a bull **** grin
rolled through burn haze , on popo bulletins
had a fucked up life , fucked up once , fucked up twice
had a fucked up night , fucked up thunk , id do it all again .. twice as nice
most rappers trife , smack ya twice,psychedelic appetite
leave you buggin on afterbite , have ta write, a map tonight
pass the light , roll up an make these raps ignite ...
in the afterlife ...dmt dreams imma take a nap tonight
sleepin on emcees ... roll through creepin on empty
barehanded and buck naked sleepin she calls me teddy
im rough raw , beard around the jaw ...
heir to throne , microphone sown in the g-nome , phenom ,
de mon ,she moan, che mon girl get yo ass off the fritos
she like um illegal , still lethal , look like he kill people
real people never see the look in his eyes when there filled with evil
slumped in a sleep hold,fetal positioned ya ego's baby
my reload crazy , amino gravy eco swazy these tostitos tasty
taste like your girls speedo ... pastry ... who getting cake
who getting baked
who getting 8ths
who getting quarters
who getting pounds acrossed the border
who you want to fill out ya order
then one with mortars that hit ya aaorta and floor ya
or the one sorta puerta veurta odour ?
dank dank
like tink tink
like blink blink
n you might miss it
bomb nuclear fission
euphemism's
djs using broken records n looping wisdom
risin outta prison with prism vision
division of make are own decisions where we gonna go
phenomal .. atomic flow , cronic dro chronicle's...of a cronic ganja throat on the dope
is the dope
is the dope
piff a flow
spliff a rip triple
blow in the face of egotistical
occipital lobes ... if you cant see or think of me spittin it yo
im ripping a show ...finger flipping um off ...with a battered chicken drawl
with a chicken head n my dick in her skull ...
**** it ... you know im no different then ya'll
dip in the balls ... grab those panties stripping um off
this pussy want it all , grabbed the camera (Pause-paws)
met her playing pocket pool ,she was a shark soon as i saw those Jaws
started to wrastle , it was gettin RAW, cuffed her an fucked her like the Law
she said quiet, trying to muslim like allah... then i grabbed her cousin said i like ur bra
no husband she liked it rough/rufff ... both bitches howling for God
and finally one came ... unchained the game ...ready to play again
theprofessor
 
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Reply Tue 24 Sep, 2013 01:54 pm
@theprofessor,
still at it , pill habit since I turned off the radio wave static ...
Had it with the mainstream and Pop music
... had day dreams and hip hop music
... helped me deal with my night mares
, scared I might get hacked by government hacks,
nano bytes trying rewrite my terrabytes
...im mike increase fahrenheit's to nine hundred eleven
....every rhyme I write ,,ignites, that light bring me closer to heaven
...soldiers soul Ja, never holster ma weapon ...
a social inception of so called vocal inflections...
sell ya cellular shoes . call ya fake..
leave you to hang on the wire well you steppin...
your just learning to walk ,im burning holes in my socks
... just watch how many points I put up before the clock stop
...stop time , n drop rhymes in the recesses of your mind
still schooling in classes of devine ...
whats the line do you cross it ?
... keep it straight . take the learning curve ..
till it forms a letter a word ...
even better a bird ... cause its so fly ...
or do you draw the whole sky?
... draw a deep breath and paint a picture of life ...
litttered with strife , filtered with light ...
increase the resolution ...
these words look like there moving through night ...
gotta keep the music blammin
this is Buzzed for LightChea's with my acoustic cannon
... and Quick Drawl Mcgraw standin ... at high noon
... start bumping my tunes Mac
,, an your vocal chords next one I-tunes ,BRaaaaaaaaap
.... you asses know I dont give a crap
, till I eat ten packs of exlax, before your next track
... and wipe my ass with that ... you want fantastic rap
.. I wrapped mrs fantastic around my sack...
she given sacrament so i'll giver he sack again
... ima King like sacramento ... sacra bleu
... mental so good ... never is ma sack a hue a blue...thats essential baby
. if im ******* with you ...
hip hop , always has a nice car thats why she drives me crazy
... Vroom Vroom ....haters dont get to look at my rear view
... im moving so fast passed you'll be where i was .. year or two
... from being a year or two ...remember when i would shed a tear or two
... for every rhyme I killed , every page I murdered
... every slaughter of the latest greatest rapper ya heard a
... serve a freestyle on spot
...non stop till a Hip Hop feen OD an DROP
... Pop ya top like convertibles at the airport terminals ...
that determined yo his drive so fly ...
as I hops in with some angels ... I gotta be blunt ..
its time to get high Wink
Illustraight
 
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Reply Thu 26 Sep, 2013 02:51 pm
@theprofessor,
Let's get high like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg
This is our "Episode", lay back with our boots off
Throw away all of our cares and worries and cool off
Take a hit of that Dutch, that Amsterdam blue bong
A spliff is magic, I've never tried it for tricks
But making a joint is incredible, I ride it for kicks
Rap is totally far out, but hip-hop is the ****
Just like Red and Meth every time they cough on those spliffs
Those big green spliffs, the forest is Enchanted
That Bob Marley baby with Mary Jane as the daughter
It's like Gorillas of the Mist when we're smoking
We fumigate the studio, the fumes leave us choking
But we don't call for help, this is good for our health
And we don't need money because the Buddha's our wealth
We pray to it every day like Shaolin monks
There are chants in the air when we're puffing that skunk
The next thing we know, we are pulling off slam-dunks
that leave Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant clammed up
It's a number one hit when we jam up
I can't get this reefer out of my mouth, the ganja's stuck
I'm seeing cartoons like Hanna Barbera stuff
Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo's got the picnic basket stuff
and it's worth a lot of goods, it's all fab in the hood
I keep a low profile like an underground rapper should
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Thu 26 Sep, 2013 05:31 pm
@theprofessor,
so theres this bitch .. i wanna treat her like a dog .. collar around her neck ... she calling for god ... I call her a whore ... since disney channel ive wanted to whiten her enamel ... hump her like a camel .. smoking fags ... like a pack a camels ... cram ma bannana in hannah montana slam er skull against the wall ... pull off the wig well she licks the balls ... get the best of both worlds ... iunno bout that dyke cut ... but you got a nice butt ...keep playing with my sword ima leave you sliced up...body fluids everywhere from your nikes up . check it ... the last 6 videhoes I dont respect it ...I love daddy issues ... but not someone so badly misused by the industry that my libidos effected ... like you gotta be ******* with me ... christina , miley , britney ... the disney factory is exactly the same as porn companies .... little plastic dolls for yall panties ... who needs grammys when there getting zanies .. an billy ray keeping it in the family Wink Wink im more for grannies choclate chip cookies and some milk ... i think kids can suck cancer sticks if moms can suck santas dick .... but yall can suck ma dick well im puffing on the cannabis
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thedarknova
 
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Reply Thu 26 Sep, 2013 08:03 pm
https://soundcloud.com/thedarknova/in-my-head-ft-avon-prod
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Fri 27 Sep, 2013 01:42 pm
donny lee ... donny lee ... and donny lee ...
the top three nominees for bitch of the year award ...
i dont **** with that fake bitch no more like tommy lee
you suck dont get heated , cause you aint got no burner just burns on ya knees
i can smell ya twat from here ... you wash once a year n think your flossin
you aint got no teeth ... Moooove all this beef is why you lost um
im sick a you ... achuuu ... god bless the next truth
im light like a spliff r two ... bright ,,, your like what a bitch would do with a mic
use it as a dildo , freal yo thats why you cant keep it tight ... pussy
difference between us .. well **** I got nuts n I like pussy
you just act like pussy
can get smacked like pussy
**** im all up in that ass pussy ...
what you dont like crackers ? want a cookie
rookies im getting nookie sookie sookie buddy from that girl phuk me...
teach u the ropes , u would never thai bitch phuk you
ur just high bitch on high hopes ... hi id make you overdose ,im 100% DOPE
ur just a dope n im 110% percent sure of everything I wrote

Quote ....
Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 27 Sep, 2013 02:42 pm
@theprofessor,
I don't feel witty, there's too much things inside my head
My brain is corrupted with autistic thoughts, my mind is dead
I'm like a deadweight laying agape inside a grave that bears the name James engraved across it
in plain letters and they've embossed it
Right now I'm thinking like a zombie, I'm half-eaten
with a fucked up half-stepping cycle, catching a bad feeling
I'm madly teething and my eating weapons are lethal
I reside in this territory, I'm Resident Evil
You'd better be careful where you tread 'cause in the event that I meet you
I'm fixing to beat you and have your guts for garters when I defeat you
Tell me another being who is as cannibalistic as me
A villain as wicked as me and a riddler tricky as me
I don't throw logic out of the window, I stick it in me
Call me a bitch? I dare you to put your dick up in me
See whether your sorry excuse of a penis fits in these jeans
and better cross your fingers and pray you don't fall sick with disease
There'll be an outbreak in the city which will trigger a siege
so big in the streets not even Bruce will be given permission to leave
This is torture on my part, I'm a villainous emcee
but I'm willing to forgive you as long as the Holy Spirit's in me
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 29 Sep, 2013 01:02 pm
@theprofessor,
wait was that 3 days for a response ?
donny lee Bitch better check ya tampons ...
freal bro your flows a faggets dildo .. aint **** , you fake BITCH
you a toliet artist constipated on being the hardest your ass cant say ****,
I sat n waited, made a audio track you even played it , n liked it
now this pussies on my dick
cause he blows harder then baking soda n snow in his sinus
and thinks hes cold ...
my lines straight up , like a plus sign without the minus
ur shits made up ... like the strap on ya boyfriend has behind ya
you cant back ya raps ... ya spineless
im the caddilac of rhymerz
ur the cataract n alzyhmers
im driving passed ... you cant see ur ass ??
shiiiiit ...forget about it ...
your a bladder rapper ... pissed cause you aint about ****
im a badder rapper ... master craft ya tools
u screwed up ... sit down ... dogg you aint getting spit out
gotta feed my chicks ... birdie you'll be fly **** now

BOA i think were having chicken cordon bleu DOA


basically what im saying biitch ... is you dont even get to be chicken ****

I woulnt wait that long to grill ya ... Wink Wink
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 29 Sep, 2013 02:40 pm
@theprofessor,
ur ronald mcdonald n tonto's kid ... you clowning chief? you get smoked like a pound a keef ... found ya teeth down ur throat or down the street ...what you talking disney for ? pretty whore ima **** this child up like kiddie porn .. choking you out with the vidi cord ... beat ya beeder with a mini korg ... you getting played like a midi board .. you want a sample ? of you pussies getting raped yep ... heres the bloody latex buddy ... ur ass getting clocked like Doc Doogie lost his watch during ya rectal exam ...whoopsies :/ you failed ... to produce any real **** even after six enemas biiitch .. assholes this the end of ya , did you swallow anorexic's, think ur sick ... leave ur lungs broke asphyx'd ... u look like a broken bitch with a open clit an some coke in it ... didnt bug me till i saw the roach in it ... ... I knew you loved the COCK ... soaked in piss ... blood trickling from ya broken ribs... chokin on kids ... the Movie and Jizz ... your getting ******* killed worse then the snuff movie biz ... ur getting puffed up like these doobies is ...u fucked up, this is doogie bitch ... kiss my gluteus maximus ... shiit you asses aint even half of a half of us ... so I have ta bust ... like a bboy ... bag um mikes a D boy ... ever since creation ancient emcee in the basement waitin to destroy, any fake bin claimin takin my title ... im breaking ya spinal in half ,cause half you cant back it... then im slicein n dicin the rest cause half of you cant hack it ... then im chopping off ya wrists , dicks , n clits bitch ... cause im done with your whackness , get smacked with a back fist like a baptist ... baptize my punchlines for you rappers ...God Bless
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 29 Sep, 2013 04:05 pm
@theprofessor,
open hearts , minds , stars shine , cars are manufactured,with this drive man, you factor everything into the equation... people divided ,,, add up all those expectations...trying to be equal but keep crossing the line ... plus if we look at the signs ... at leased one religons crossed a billion times ... times a billion minds that are brilliant shine a zillion times brighter then it would take to blind the eye in the sky ,so it stop looking down on us , we get high n fly , catching hang time on cloud 9 ... about 9 in the morning 9 men warring with 9's , one was german ech nine thats wasnt important ... they was gunning for fortune ... they could give a **** baby , like the mom of an orphan ... never given up baby ... this kid survived an abortion ... perportions of his mothers torso corpse cold , crawled out the hole in her stomach were bloodflowed .. puddled ... snuggled next to couple pieces of her breast ... suckled on death ... shooting didnt stop .. even after the incident with cops , the squad car stopped ... cause officer bob spilled his coffee cup ... now bobbys fucked getting bodied up ... oddly nough ... bobbys cuffs hit the ground ... chamber still had eight rounds .. baby went crazy picked up the trey 80 pow Powd ...8 down still one in gun... baby learned to shoot before he could walk what are you running from Pop POP ..... first words he talked ( thatsfor my mom, and hip hop )
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 29 Sep, 2013 05:59 pm
@theprofessor,
raw with it
break ya jaw with it
taking ja an breaking god physics
bitch you know this dogg spit it
you can smell i shitted and wiped my ass on the grass you smoking
you dopes wouldnt be half as potent
with twice as much wrote an
a open needle hole you just put a O of coke in
sociopath go to class on ur ass
with broken glass , choke um gashed with no emotion
blood flowing like amazons on there period
leave you lookin like a fooking used tampon interior
seriously leave you seared in syria
i burned the devils lips when she tried to suck my dick
I must be a Vet , cause your nuttin but a bitch
walk in the room Run it like DMC wit TNT THC on 2cT ...
multi media USB, use TV use CD's . usually you 2D rappers dont get the depth
maybe when your fourty , four deep ... take four more these an see in four D
come against me think your more fucked then a mental orgy
thedarknova
 
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Reply Sun 29 Sep, 2013 08:07 pm
@theprofessor,
Damn bro you've been going in on mother fuckas
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Mon 30 Sep, 2013 01:05 pm
@theprofessor,
always bin a beast in the street ... beef ... sacraficial lambs ... sheep... baaaad asss muthatfuckas go to sleep ... speak what you know ... **** a foe , **** a hoe .. **** the world n **** some mo ... puffs a toke ... in the air cause everything he bust n flow , is fuckin dope ... aint just a quote ... headlines ... **** these pussies its getting head time ...the music industry sucks ... on my pimp **** strut ... ima get my nut i dont give a **** ... this game im ballin and 1 more ankle broken ... I aint trippin rippin so much smoke angels choking ... lotta blabber jaw , it dont matter bra .. battle gods .. still believe people have faith in them .... runnin this world thats where satens bin ... another dick in the oval office ... time to get to buisness... other rappers worried bout being the sickest .... click clicks his camera taking the big pictures ...bigs picture tattoo'd to these gumshoes run through drum loops ... puttin one boot on at a time ... on the grind sharpen both sides of ma blade .. cut through a track , a page , a rap , a stage... blowin up shrapnel sprays ... your back away ... that was me back in the day .. passion for packin graves ... christ im back , n today im still like that ... hit home runs with spiked bats ... I never liked rap ... I loved it ...so attracted to her I would nut in public .. really thought nuthin of it .... till people started talking ,said my bustin was sick ... went to the doctor got checked ... he said .. mike you just need new nikes yup ... Cheque please ...check it, I know how to keep someone in check .
Illustraight
 
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Reply Mon 30 Sep, 2013 07:00 pm
@theprofessor,
This is dedicated to the high and black-hearted
The Pharaoh just phoned, he wants his throne back, partner
Moses emailed, he said he's getting sick of you
And now The Lord is cooking up another way to get rid of you
It does say in the Bible that if you smite you will be put to death
So I'll stone this ************ with boulders until I lose my breath
God doesn't like idolaters and adulterers
So I'll toss you in the lava and watch the rocks come over ya
Professor Michael and ILLustraight the God-fearer
I dare you local atheists to step up and come nearer
Look at you, you non-believers, evil non-God receivers
No matter what you have you always want more from Jesus
You ******* bully, you don't deserve God's mercy
All you do is insult decent gentlemen and girlies
You strut around putting up more fronts than garden fences
It seems your bravado senses have all but left us all defenseless
You hard offenders always going long like yard defenders
Showing off your pensions like the hardest businessmen on profit ventures
Going to the top, Coolie? Nah, you just got knocked, bully
I don't think you've evolved into a man - not fully
You show a Satanic personality awfully
And you claim to be a friend of the Earth? Aw phooey!
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Tue 1 Oct, 2013 08:43 am
@theprofessor,
Ayo, **** an "ayo", I lay low, shoot when I say go .... eh, yo

I'm quite certain you've never heard the worst spit this virtuous
with a surplus of the biggest virtues firmer than kitchen surfaces
Try and change my views, do you jerks know how absurd it is?
Your views are like chipped porcelain plates - full of worthlessness
Go ahead and pick any subject, you can't learn from this
My words are like trial-and-error to you, take a learning curve from it
Your gangsta approaches are all braggadocious
Plus your bad swaggers are absolutely hopeless
And your attitudes are doing this world a great disservice
You think you'll win girls with it?
Pffffft! I just think you're all just a bunch of dirty perverts
who like to peek under other woman's underwear
just to get a gander at their tupperware
What the **** is under there?
Tell me, is there something there? What is there?
Lots of little lovely hair growing under the brassiere?
Waiting for a kid? What time does the bus come from there?
Is it a shuttle bus that drives me around the public square?
**** it then; let me go on, let's see where it takes me
Ask the driver what time this bitch conceives the baby
Does it take me to Neverland? Nope, it goes to Fantasia
It won't leave for an hour; fine, I'll cum/come back later
Why do you fuckers always have a vulgar sense of humour?
Is it all the porn sites that you visit on your computer?
Who are you gonna blame this **** on, the Google producers?
Turn on strict filtering, you ******* stupid losers!
Yeah, you are losers, PC abusers
I don't know why your big sisters even let you use theirs!
You're better off jacking off to Banjo Kazooie
No, wait. My bad. You're playing Call of Duty
Some guy told me he completed GTA 5 in half a day
I think that's a bunch of pish-posh, I'm sorry to say
It takes 20 hours at least to complete such a game
I wouldn't be surprised if he used a cheat code along the way
But who knows? There's no smoke without fire
I'm tired of hearing these street kings .... I'm out, Sire
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Tue 1 Oct, 2013 07:55 pm
something about me I could never change
the beast inside they could never chain
lil boy who could,never say never again
young kid grew up on the base, cadet
mind started to blast off space cadet
didnt just take a test aced the test
put my spine on every line I Back it
busta try n rewind my rhymes backwards
i'll defy time , and spit it faster
encrypt matter with cryptic data
rip adams apple out kick his bladder
cause im pissed at my forefathers
and one mot,her earth .. dont bother explaining the gangbang .... doesnt change thangs
every words rope , got um hanging
tied up ,or stangling
high as **** ,leave um dangling








Illustraight
 
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Reply Thu 3 Oct, 2013 02:23 pm
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/ghetto-concerto
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/astral-experience
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 12:14 pm
@Illustraight,
DOPE ills .... thats siiick homie
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 12:51 pm
@theprofessor,
more soul then sneakers round the globe
more heart then cardiac surgeons chart
more brains then whats on zombies fangs
more raw then those egyptian gods

those dogs came up from hell fighting southpaw
rocking northface ... dont know bout ya'll
if I cop a court case ... they gunna call me an outlaw
for sayn , whats on my mind most the time
your just doing your job
im just doing whats right
ive done wrong... what you saying I dont have rights ?
right ...
i would write , write , write , n write
till I ran circles round the mic
dirty buried in the underground for life
mean muggin thuggin , think I aint down ta fight
Im down ...with the maggots eating ya corpse
corps
force
police
pork
I dont give a fork how hungry your remorse is money
eating a hole through ya wallet
corrupted puppet alcaholics
system broken
stick n the spokes n
sickest the ones with riches
enlists spokesmen
tax you for listening
well they listen in
cooking up some evil
well you back in the kitchen in
ppl divided over dividends
selling Kane to citizens
they have it backwards
the citizens Kan't take it anymore
theres cops at the door
if they knock once more
were gonna start poppin through the door with no remorse
im rideing the bus ...
hes buying a porche
you can die on my porch
tell the coroner i'll sign the reports
judgeing by the hole in his head
lawyers couldnt charge a contract killin
he showed no signs of remorse

















Illustraight
 
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Reply Sun 6 Oct, 2013 05:07 am
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/track-of-terror
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/whats-the-deal
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