theprofessor
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2013 05:58 pm
fornicate with a foreign state with the horns of saten, or the whore a creation , leave the corpse of corporation corps , sub marined by ma sub sonic sub machine,subtle schemes deem no rebuttle within my huddle humble hubble telescope dope ... look its out of this world , and it came outta this world ... ima earl on ya sweatshirt, zest a cessna, fly n fresher then larva maggot....twista twisted eating triscuits , ya;ll wanna talk biscuits , sippin nesquick this quick, mixed it, grape drank mixed wit Wu-tang , kanye's hayyynnnn , aint playin games , came ta get paid , fly as a Blu Jay ... booty .... butane excuse me uzi wont stop till dmx cues me , cuties coochies hot ,twat you got to say dogg aint no mystery , machines filled with scooby doobies, a terminator determined to sperm a hater , al qeuda cater ,cooking the bomb baconators ...im making paper baking vapours , baked n ate a taste a hip hop flava flavour ....
theprofessor
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2013 10:42 pm
@theprofessor,
With thyne divine chalice... Tastes n waifs of malice ... Alice never wondered bout my hunger .... Leave suns sunburnt from this sons shine ... Punchlines through punks spines ... Its Punting cunttime cuntseyes cuntsized concise...cum nice knives splice genes splice no rewrites third eye third dimension did i mention drenching three mics...leave Cyhps Wesley sniped take shots at a big picture.. Elixir drippa rip a spliff a piff raw swiffer scripture spitter sicker lick a liquor sixth a ya sister.. sipper ..y'all can go finger flippa .. Ima free willy ... No such thing as a free milli .... Thank god for his immortal technique it free'd billy ...
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thedarknova
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jul, 2013 11:00 pm
https://soundcloud.com/thedarknova/morning-is-callin-nova-edit new song with the faustir child and niglet
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thedarknova
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 12:48 am
@Illustraight,
yo u think ur artistic prick
nah ur just an autistic spick
so shut up bog trotter
nut up cuz i shot her
yes i blew ur moms brains on the wall
well after i came in her pussy hall
let me take the heat up a notch
u think u spit flames on ur fire crotch
ur entire race are drunk clowns
but no one gives a **** if u drown
ur a **** up snuck up on ur knees to suck up
suck up the pool of semen u left when u were eatin blowin a demon
thats the only time u spit anything hot bout to get shot leave ya to rot
think ur sick ur not
wants the chicken my cock and he wants a good dicken
i got metaphores ur on a meta-pause on metapaws
nah **** the old stuff
yo am i cold nuff
i hauwked a loogi and i froze hell
your cold when red is how your nose felt
like sex on a plane your a **** up
ill wreck ya mane (man) and ill just punch cUps
knock this boob out or switch U with O
but yo real talk we are both straight jacked
your jack from THE DATE(https://soundcloud.com/bambi-17/the-date-done) whose ******* whack
im jack who fucked jill with my bean stalk
you lack the struck skill used when we talk

illustraight wants to be michaels bubbles
he looks like a monkey with those stubbles

illustraight wants to be elvis presly
you wont give a **** when your at death's peak
so why would we

illustraight wants to be a dean martin
get kicked in the head for **** you startin
youll die like the other 300 spartins

ills wants to be marly die of lymphoma
end up the way the way his dad thought a limp homa (homo)
theprofessor
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 09:06 am
HERALD a kumar , two parts half baked ,cheech chong , keef bongs , friday, dazed and confused ,next friday ,pineapple express,friday after next , how high is gutter in high society a pot boiler ...puff puff pass jay and silent bob strike back , at grandmas boy ..... hulking gammas with the green lantern till the screen amber greengoblin got maryjane smoking problems with a photon cannon ... light it up ....Wink damn thats bright as fuuuuck....
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 10:49 am
@thedarknova,
(*squeak squeak squeak*) Oh, hey there, didn't expect to see you, nova
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to turn your nieces over
What was that you were saying about "spicks" and "semen"?
And "Darknova is constipated, his intestines are leaking"?
You wouldn't know a metaphor if you met up with a 4
which underwent a form and became an arithmetic Megazord
You need to stop fronting, because you're guaranteed to get a sore
And they do say prevention is better than the cure
We're both straight jacked, but you're straight jack-ETED
You're getting MAD, nova, do yourself a favour and jack it in
As I burn you, you're like, "Please tell me this ain't happening
I've only been here for a while and I've just made some fantastic friends!"
You're right that I'm autistic, much of that is true
Even a bog-trotter can **** out a better rap than you
So you could say that I have such a CRAP attitude
You couldn't kick me in the face if you were an outback kangaroo
I said you're a KANGAROO ..... I don't think you heard me
You said you froze hell, so there's no way you can burn me
I just wrote this in 5 mins, you can say it's a little early
I've just thrown you your loogi back, now you've got the lurgies!
thedarknova
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 07:35 pm
@Illustraight,
ills tracks: urine, diarrhea, and snoozin
slow it down i said
your in dire need of sum new ****
yeah i was in the luney can
hannibal secret of the lamb
me and him are one in the same
and this bitch is stuck in the rain
this bitch aint no damn gene kelly
leave you in a ravine smelly
oh wait dawg that smell is your teeth
not just when you guzzle some skeet
yo i float like a cloud of smog
your ass is stuck and proud of bogs
and i sting like gonorrhea
your dawg are straight gone no hear ya

i guess not being ill or straight
is wat makes you being u mate

ps i dont have a niece
not after i chopped her up and used her skin as a fleece
thedarknova
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 10:49 pm
https://soundcloud.com/thedarknova/morning-is-callin-nova-edit check it its me faustir and niglet
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2013 02:57 am
had to chill out on my workout routine start eating poutines cause you teens thought i looked too mean ...2 tweens playing hop the cock well cops just watch prepubescent prostitots ...skinheads i'll take a lil more off the top, often talk ocelot , wild cat, kinda raps ,mind elapse time , rhyme relapse ,lines a scratch babtized defined devine with a spine attached course i can back mine ,c4 n can a blast time,pastime flashback passed times pass ... pass the passion passive P for Power C for see cowards cower at the counter account a count chocula chowder trousers ... u think u the **** ...Bouncers can bounce how many counselleurs can count.. a mountie cant mount a mountain ... can a mountain mount a mountie ... meow what about a mouse ... now shut ya mouf , u aint talking bout shaft draw roshaqs of gods ass you got that ... its freedom of speech .G. u gonna cop that... gunner
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GJayPro
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2013 09:43 am
**This may sound mainstream, but I was just trying a new style and getting another point across**

Platinum Empire

(Chorus) (Sung)
Have you ever been to heaven
Have you walked across hell
We was chillin' in the stars
It was just me and myself (x2)

(Verse 1)
All black with slickness, I got LG as my witness
Square like an android, but crafted by Olympus
Coupe on fire, we needs a chimney up in here
Cuz the red up on this car, brighter then these chandeliers
Versace on my pillow, Medusa where I sleep at
Cuz I chill with the gods, and my home is where y'all preached at
Holy grail all on my dinner plate, yeah I'm on that boss ****
My chef had cooked some salmon, and it looked just like the Cross Fish
You may be thinking I'm a sinner, but **** I am a winner
Y'all struggle on some grocery's, that light is lookin' dimmer
Worship to the mighty one, that's just worship off to me
Where did that man get you besides church takin' all yo money
Lizards crawl like some Sobe, looking for some real water
This world is yet to have a king, so I ran towards it full throttle
The world is looking for some ****, they can call a role model
You making moves off holy scriptures, must of read the wrong novel

(Chorus)(x2)

(Verse 2)
Illuminati got some people looking like puppets
But they couldn't control these bars if I was a trumpet
All seeing eye... yet all I see is lies
An ox standing tall with wings, where is the proof of this guy
Controller of the underworld, bitch I haven't heard of you
I might have overheard of you, might of heard a word or two
If we ever met, bitch I'd kick the curb on you
They say you pack some heat, this AK more superb then you
Rewrite your stars and turn them into squares
Cuz that's all you is, got the people looking scared
But you just a phony, fallen angel is some bullshit
I'll kick you from a higher spot and leave you with my footprint
You should feel glorious, making contact with this Polo
Feeling a bit Dizzy, Wright? You riding Solo Dolo
So **** all this supremacy, ain't no New World Order
I'll take the fuckin' Illuminati and crush em' through a mortar

(Chorus) (x2)
(Fades)
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2013 03:48 pm
@thedarknova,
You're right, I'm neither Ill or Straight
I'm just a guy who's kicking the dumbest rhymes with a kick to the face
So I guess you can call me "nova-flipper"
'Cause I flip a nova over and hit him in the shoulder with a boulder
I'm not stuck in the rain, I just sing in it instead
Bring this nova under the weather like he's sick in his bed
And as I rip him to shreds, nova skims through his notes
to see if he can pull another one out of his book of jokes
Clowning around, and THAT's purely a joke in itself
Another rhyme about semen under the hope that it helps
I could never imagine how he could blow it so well
like a bitch or a criminal who's smoking in jail
Not only is he calling my **** old, he wants me to slow it as well
Because he can't keep up the pace, he's as slow as a snail
One could tell by the "skeet" marks that show in his trail
Whether in sunshine, wind, fog, snow or some hail
Nova's as weak as an old lady who's broken and frail
wearing old clothes, worn shoes and only a veil
My confidence makes other rappers go with their tails
stuck in between their legs and take a shortcut over the rails


theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 01:17 am
trenches ,severed heads n mens piss , cemented ,demented ,yea but i meant it, **** aint rented bought n paid for ,so what jay z made forbes , thats what that **** is made for ... your blood keeping ma blade warm ...i should do porn make a killing off snuff flicks ....change the subject we all know you suck dick **** it fagget doing gay **** what you dont like my lanquage , i dont like your anger ,, lets let um both go outside n make bangers ...DANGER DANGER ..... STOP THE MUSIC ... wait what the **** did he just say....say it again , psshh naw he aint have the balls to say it again ... alright we gonna get him a bus ticket tonight ... lets hear him say that in LA... aight man i'll do it , n get paid ... stupid ....nigga its just a word .but nigga you just a burb,nigga sub bourbon nigga ,sub herbin nigga , nigga but you white ... white nigga im light, right , but how can he say light when he so bright ...goodnight nigga , nigs wheres niglet ? heard he was callin me a bigot ... but i aint that big yet ...tell me ima get swoll up like bigs neck ...nigga its just a word ,nigga its just absurd ,but you just a burb nigga , herb nigga , curb nigga , words trigger what you heard .... word niglet thats my nigga ... yo NOVA u know this nigga? what he yo brother ... **** ya'll my cuzzins so quit buggin Nigga ..... MUCH LOVE PEACE AND RESPECT ... Dugas out .... =D
tetratron
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2013 04:41 am
Look inside ..you'll see a diamond in my mind
I come in regularly with these words like the new York times
Standing out is making lemonade out of limes
These politicians promise change but see ..they ain't got a dime!
2013, trayvon Martin, can't believe this **** is still happening in our time
Society is anguished but it'd later sublime
I'd wear a hoodie if I ever commit a crime
Watch me craft swords of truth with my knowledge of the ABC
And still leave L'Heure for the French bitches thirsting for my D
Hoe-like rappers modelling cos they wanna be me
Look SONy you're fading away like the PS3
I'll extinguishe you next time you try to diss me
Shoutout to all, i applaude Illustraight, I feel your rhymes, even though I can't relate
some wouldn't pack as much heat if they incubate
I'd leave these heads of states in a headless state
But this is no debate, middle finger to whoever hates,
Page 1155, I know I'm late
Being crushed by evil is not my fate
I'd leave your bitch wide open like a zoo gate
She never lets you have it 'fap fap' go masturbate
I don't battle, I go to war
full out, leave your team battered like an Ethiopian whore
Putting my richness in bars like I'm from Myanmar
I wonder who is ever gonna put you on tour
This is not the last of me, holla if you want some more
I Smack enemies down cos I'm raw
No more duty for me, no more chore
I don't predict the future, but your demise, I already saw
You claim you're the king but you got a glass jaw
I'll smash it in or brake it, you're posing cos you faked it
You can try but you might can't make it
This rap game, for God sake, forsake it
"Hey I sing and rap" you want to Drake it?
When the teacher started from the bottom, you aced it
Stiletto so, I want you to better know, that your crew as got no edge like the letter O
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 03:40 pm
ANYONE NEED BEATS HOLLA Wink http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqp1paBAOho&feature=youtu.be
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8-e-tude
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 05:32 pm

i bless my mind wit stress,i make my self hardly happy
after spendin whole night depsressed,wake up in the mornin

mournin wid regret,cryin fo respect eyes red from tippin
of that thin,ma cryin eddictionE's assumin he is glad

but soon that envision dedetions as soon as some bitch put that hex
on my dead head,i keep consumin time to remove stress from my chest

and some say m in prison imprisoned in rap misson,ambition
some say m just eddicted with only stress and lonliness

i dreamed to live glad and normal,but i grew up as sad orphan
some think m vacaous temple,i cant b hurt and they hit me to the curb

m sick to see my tamper as bad often,i wanna see words comin out
from my mouth,when i open it,some say m broken kid


i wish i could b the dope who kills or gets killed,my pain pauses fo a sec and then resumes
i wanna kill u,hit u,slit u all cuz the cause of the way i am is u

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Illustraight
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 07:43 pm
@theprofessor,
Wuuuuuuurp! My bad homie, I just burped
I got dirty manners like Dirt McGirt at his worst
And that's a first, because I'm normally a gentleman
Yet other people on here have called me an Eminem
That's a bit of an uncanny coincidence
'Cause I'm known to know his style better than the rest of them
But I've got skills of my own to hone
On point like a rocket that homes in and explodes on a target
And that is unfortunate, 'cause I target those who attack lowly
when really they don't know me
They're just jealous of my upbringing
I'm up singing, I'm up swinging on these motherfuckers bitching
Clucking chickens, feed them some corn to chew
and let them kick it with the sheep and horses too
Give them bells around the necks because they like to be cows
When they walk around, the bells give out a sound
Watch out for the pigs because they piss on me
Grunt, yelp, oink, then they go and snitch on me
Dogs surround cats, wolves surround lambs
Which throw us back down at the bottom of the food chain
I fall prey to the predators like Schwarzenegger
It's a dog-eat-dog world, a social armageddon
An Arm and Leg and yet another Leg and one more Arm and just one Head
and once those Heads are severed then the blood is bled
This is the path that [edited] walk where others just don't want to tread
Did you see that news report in London where they [cut him dead]
[Chopped off his head] along a public sidewalk in view of onlooking bystanders
who saw the whole thing unfold right in front of them?????
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 10:14 pm
the spark off creation
concious manifestation
masterbatin? or immaculate ejacultion
physical manipulation
maximum acceleration'
humanrace is racin ,raisein
one hell of a basement
that furnace is blazin
the churches is praisin
grace's singing's amazin
the machine is ragin
yeaa the feens is payin
social programming in schools de gradein
freddy n jason
jamaican,cajun ,asian,
caucasian, Haitian,iranian
pegan,homosapien ,canadian bacon
waveing flags and shooting caseings
from calgary to hasttings
the cattles grazein
beef want there cut n adjulation's
congratulation's
most of you wont pass 98 degrees after graduation
headless horseman decapitations
admirals recieve no admiration
wish your job would take a vacation
a comp ilation of comp lications of over comp insatin compinsaten
combinatin with the culture cults are cultivatin
how much more intolerance are we toleratin
altercation's of fallen nations
her majesty heard ya genes need a alteration
ur thoughts are snailed assault ya taste buds
how does that taste ugh ,,,want pepper heres mase n
free mason's making g's take ya lease
create police take ta streets break ya teeth
if you make a peep,or make a beat too heat for a beat cop
concrete aint clean its something we eat off
and use the bones of poems to clean are teeth off
running it never take are sneaks off
got this on lock , have ya'll screaming FREE PROF
dont make sense , sheeple get paid for cheap talk
chickens couldnt handle my shoes leave you reebok'd
WOO WOO like an ambulance do for three blocks
even with the sirens ,flyin i cant be stop
i wonder what i can get for fifty cents at a candy shop
prof so hot girl i'll drip yo panties off
thedarknova
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 11:03 pm
@Illustraight,
Flip nova youll get Avon
the beast
and hes
rippped niggas youll get smashed man
gotta kick me cuz he aint now how to punch
i eat pussies your just another part of my lunch
dope recongnizes dope and non of us no who you is
man im reckin guys and you just another ,dude youre piss
call me a joke ill shove a bloke down you throat till you choke and im out spoke
hang this nigga you just a coat
listen your woman wants to leave you
your mom wish she didnt conceive you
you have a dick? no one believes you
i guess you dont need punches your lifes a good enough joke as is
damn right im an old lady but ill still **** you up for dat ****
atleast im not afraid to record my own voice
atleast i no how to get my own bitch moist
atleast i can make a beat with out biting others
atleast i dont have sex with my dad and start inviting my brothers
nigga be a man
and understand
that you need a plan
and not be so bland
cuz i now you can
nah im just playing, your a pussy
and dats why your so mushy
this is what happens when you push me

thedarknova
 
  1  
Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 11:34 am
@thedarknova,
https://soundcloud.com/thedarknova/call-me-watcha-wanna-solo
thedarknova
 
  1  
Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 01:19 pm
@thedarknova,
https://soundcloud.com/thedarknova/mofo-crystal-pt-2-fausitr-beat
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