@WhiteMofoMonkysmugla,
I personally guarantee you, everyone will enjoy this. Afterwards, I want each and every one of your thoughts.
ALPHABET AVATAR
A
An autistic adolescent academically achieving
Amassing an amazing ability, appeasing
Attitude as affirmative as Army answers
Always afoot, ant and aardvark advances
Astounding, absolutely abolishing angers
Audacious adult annihilating all asses
B
Bright bum boy breaking boundaries, bloody brilliant
Blighting bird-brained bastards by bringing black bacteria
Back-to-back battles being brought, bumping bedlam
Bodies battered, broads backhanded by beaus, busting bedrooms
Bootleggers buying buddha batches, begetting business
Big backstreet boys blaring Bhangra, bothering bitches
C
Community cats chasing cute chicks, calling callously
Cocky comrades constantly creeping, carrying cavalries
Chrome calibers clap, cutting crooks, causing casualties
Cardiopulmonary care conducted - cease! Calamity!
Closed coffins carry corpses, cremation ceremonies
Christian congregations chanting commemoratively
D
Dudes dangling diamonds - deaf, dumb, doglike
Dangerous district; disrespect, drop, die!
"Dog Day" daredevils daring, dealing drugs down docks derelict
Diving, ducking directed D's, dodging doubled detectives
Drawing dolly diggers, dragging dresses, discovering diseases
Dey dun-dunnit! Definitely down-dirty dipstick ....
E
.... eaters
Every errand entails endurance, efforts of excellence
Escalate Everest, establishing eminence
Everyone easily earning, earnestness, effortless
Eminem etiquettes enormous, equalling Eastern elephants
F
**** fair frolicking, fiercest foes fronting furiously
Feckless fops fighting, firing frenzies foolishly
Forcing friction, flammable fusions falling ferocious
Firms financially fucked, factory franchises folding
Fake fraudsters fall, faces flat, flattened forage for farmers
Filling fertiliser, feed from foal fathers
Forefathers foreseeing, forewarning, far-fetched
'Fore famine fans frightfully, foreign folks fret
G
Gangster geezers galloping, gallivanting, groping girls, glad getter
Gucci Garments gleaming, Gary Glitter
Get gold greedily, garnishing garbage gardens graciously
Ganja grams gotten greatly, gracefully
Guys gathering gaily, grabbing grand gonads
Gabbling gibberish, granny gossiping, goofy gags
Goo-goo ga-ga, grimy grammar, grimacing groups
Going gritty, Go Go Gadget gangs, giddy goofs
H
Half-hearted, high-heeled Hollywood hussies hobbling heavily
Holding hot-headed half-wit husbands, hovering hellishly
Humping hardcore, handling higher heights, heavenly
Hungry hood hustlers huddling, heterosexually
I
Ignorant ignoramuses impeding illogically
Impostor infidels intervening improperly
Instigators illustrating immorality, infamous
Icy individuals incriminating innocent invalids
J
James joyfully jollies jackasses, jubilant joker
Jovial jester joining justness, juxtaposing
Jinxing, jigging, juxing jealous juveniles jocosely
Jewel-jacketed jokes jotted in journals, just jocundity
K
Killing kindergarten kiddies, kick-'em Kleenex kilograms
King Kong kipper kings keeping keys, Killa-Cam
Keen kleptomaniacs kissing kookie koalas
Kowtowing Kaurs, Khans, Kumars, Koirala
L
Live life legitimately, learn literature like literally
Listening limitlessly, lengthen longevity
Leave lighting L's, liquidate locoweed leasing
Logical liaisons last longer, loathe lives leaking
Little lies level liabilities, laurels limited
Lustful Lex Luthors looting lettuce, lividness
Loathsome lookalike losers limping, low-riders
Loop-de-loop Lexus loungers lighting lines, liveness
M
Mind-mapping messages mends marvellous mentality
Microphone Merlin magician murder men magically
Man-made mothered man, mostly mixed minority
Multiethnic members multiplying, massing meshed majority
Musical mastermind, making minimum money
Maintaining, maximising major morals monthly
Modernised minimalist, Marshall Mathers monkey
Moving motivated, marching majestic, modern Marquis
N
Nice negotiator, nifty narrator, never negative
Noting natural novels neatly, no negligence
O
Opinions overrated, overused, over-judged
Overabundant overreactions over us
Overprotective others overbearing, obligatory
Obtuse oafs over-obsessed, outspoken orgy
P
Peter Piper picked pickled pepper pecks, painstaking
Punch pussies, powerfully pummel punks, prowling pagans
Pakistanis, Punjabs, Poles, Portuguese papis
Picking plump prostitutes packing pampered punannis
Postal Postman Pats packing parcelled packages
Populated post-offices, perpetually packing packets
Pumped pimpernels pimping, pouring pricey perry
Picturing Paris papas, precise perfect pairing
Police patrolling, pinching peddler pushers
Proposing punishments particularly .....
Q
..... quoting Quaaluders
Queen quarrellers quacking, quality quantity qualifying
R
Relentless rampages racketing, rage riling
Raining rough Ruger rubber, ripping rich-man's robes
Radicals repelling, restrainers romp, run rows
Rivalries resistant, red rum renegades, rugged ryots
Revolvers ricocheting, right-handed Russians running riot
Rednecks rapping, rolling randy, reckless
Razors raised, Raiders regulating, resisting rest
S
Several snake snitches stabbed, shanks splitting sides
Slugs slitting spines, sniper silencers sticking, Shakespeare style
Sharks swimming secretly, sinister, staring suspiciously
Smelling smooth streams, stainless steel sets sharp as sickles, see?
So sudden, so speedy, situation stimulating shakes
Syndicating scallywags, soon seize skin, ****'s sake!
Supersonic sharp shooters sealing self-indulgent so-and-so's
Severing savagely, stripping scummy sneak's sneaker soles
T
Tough thugs thieving, tearing traffic, terrorising
Terror travelling through townie territories, terrifying
Teenagers telling tales, trying to trip their targets
Totally treacherous, torture tearing through tissue, tarnished
Tensions triumph, torment taxing, terrible tenderness
Television tempted these teens to transform to terrorists
Torches tower, turning top towns to trash terrains
Tragic tales told, tricksters tracked, Thomas tank trains
Teamsters teaming, towing transit trucks, tipping tar
Toughened transport, trafficking trucks, tell the tsars
U
Uniquely ultimate united unions unified
Underground utilities universally utilised
V
Vivid vocabulary voiced, vibrantly vocalised
Vocalisms vociferated in volumes, victimised
Vigilant, valiant vocalisms, vowelised
Verbally versatile ....
W
.... Way with words, wordplay wise
Why waste wicked wit, when we wave words wisely?
Warning wayward whistleblowers, whacking worms wily
Wimbledon winners whisking, whipping weapons willingly
We wear whale willies, working widespread, weekly
Wimps whimpering, whispering wishfully - well, we're wondering
What weaved weak women's wretched whims wandering?
Whatever, whoever, whenever, whether weather, work wood
Wusses withdraw when we wagon-wheel, woo-woo!
X
Xerxes xenophobics X-linked Xanax
X-Factor x-rated XXX, X-Lax
Y
You Yankee yellow-bellied Ying-Yang yabbers yackety-yak
Younger-year youths yelling, yo-yo'ing, yipping, yap yap!
Yahoo, yippee-ki-yay....
Z
..... Zig-Zag-Zig-Allah
Zipadee-do-dah, zippee-di-ay, zim-zimma
Zimbabwean zealots, Zairean zealousness, ziti
Zoological zoonotic zoned zoo-keepers, zero, Z