@smuuks,
You are such a schmuck, smuuks, it's unthinkable
Rocking my boat for too long will leave your ship sinkable
I just dropped a great big anchor right through your platform quick
and made your Navy sailors take flight while crying, "Abandon ship!"
In just 4 years, I made a "Takeover"
You haven't got swag, you're just trying to get your leg over
So I can safely say that you're a homophile missionary
While you write my suicide note, I'll write your obituary
and it will say:
"
Rapper smuuks died on the 29th of December
because the cretin tried to contend with a guy who has better rhymes
than this pathetic excuse of a rhymer who reckoned it was fly to challenge
a rhyming veteran only to get his hide severed
like Henry VIII's wives when he beheaded them!"
I will send you flying into a different dimension
And you will hit the Milky Way so hard you will knock it off its celestial succession
I will snatch the weapons off Iraq and connect them to my Sega Genesis
and blow you through the rooftop like Sonic spin-driving through pipes and cylinders
I will fuse with Bambino, Whitey and professor
to become Professor Bambillitey
and use DFC as a BFG to give you a massive hiding!
I will Psycho Crush you like Bison, and do a Dhalsim thigh kick
and smash you with Ryu's hits until you collapse just like firebricks
And while you stagger, I'll uppercut your ass in the sky quick
Jump up, add a good 9 hits
Batter you spineless, interlock my fists and bash you back through the island
There's another rapper just like you that registered two weeks ago
I won't mention his name, but I just reckon that he should know
I've spent a certain amount of time expecting this peep to post
a response but he backed out like the Method & Red TV show
He claimed to be a player but he's a "Jackass" just like Steve-O
He couldn't bust a rap if he produced a record with Cee-Lo
He tried to bust weight but he had problems measuring it in kilos
so I slammed him in the trunk of my Nissan Almera Tino
He tried to up his game like the villain in Ricochet
but he pussied out like a cat rocking a silver negligee
Multis here and there, talking big like a Head of State
Until he got hit with punches and butted by professor's face
Almost a month (sigh) ..... and STILL no response!!!
Just goes to show that this bitch has no BALLS!!!
Fine, don't respond, you little bitch. Like I really care ........
Oh crap, my bad, smuuks! I forgot you were still THERE!!!!
