@Evil Duck with Ski11,
Call the RSPCA, there's an "Evil Duck" on the loose
Or better yet, get Mr. Elmer Fudd to hunt him on foot
It's a Warner Bros. short and this drake has gone "Looney"
Even Daffy couldn't comprehend your fake cartoony
You wrote that verse while you took a crap in the woods
thinking nobody would be looking at you scat in a bush?
You've gotten yourself exposed like a snap in the booth
and now you're quacking like Donald on one of his mad angry moods
(*Donald Duck gibberish*)
You're no Dynamo Duck
The only time you see a flow is when your toilet blows up
You'll "bang my mother", huh?
Well, I take yours for a dip in my swimming pool while she plays with my rubber, Duck
Rub-a-dub-dub, two lovers in a tub
F-f-****-******* drunk, while I'm plugging up her butt
G-g-gurg-gurgle underwater, bubbling it up
Cuddle up, make a splash and a splutter, such fun!
(*impersonating Daffy*)
Suffering succotash! This duck is despicable!
I'm Duck Dodgers, now watch me get rid of you
I claim this forum in the name of hip-hop
And no lame duck is gonna kick me off the top!
Lithen, buster! This stage ain't big enough for the two of us!
If you're such a "thug", then why's your name so screwed up?
If you were a woman, then I'd smack you straight in the puff
But you're a pussy, so I should stay away from this muff!