Neverending Rap Battle

lol i think i pissed prof off

Oh boy, **** me? Ouch proff. And I thought we were tight, man. Lol

you can make words rhyme, but thats not the mark of a veteran
i'm better than you, varsity, no letterman
lyrics cold under your skin like december winds
you're pumped up and pissed up, blood gooey with estrogen
My raps lyrics hit people like macs and lugers
you're a flacid loser who's just raw on a damn computer
you want a storm?
you're dumb soft like sponge bob, but i'm lookin like SANDY TO YA! (hurricane sandy)
You just glorify gore, you can make words rhyme, sure
but it never makes sense and your formatting's a eyesore
but I blind you nonetheless because i'm gleaming and shinin'
just so you know, Big words don't mean **** unless there's meaning behind em ..

....... You know, if you take away the letters "B" and "L" away from your name and put the rest of it together, you'll find the reason why you have a tendency to water down your verses.

ur actually retarded ,


those are weak ass lines , and its an insult to my skill level u think your anywhere near par


u may wish to read through my rhymes again , and actually seee what I said - cause your **** sounds like if whitey and dfc had a baby and whitey stomped on its head

im literally disgusted by the pompousness


I never use a single word without a meaning or double entendre , the fact that your in "university" and cant see that - who the **** is blind DUMBASS

I piss better freestyles then you can ever write


if u honestly think that weak ass verse is stepping it up , then im sorry for you

His ego is obviously blinding..

Cause he can't see that you, I, whitey, drew, and ill have a more advanced skill level than him...

What'd I miss? Some pissed list of kids known as J Blake?
Your last race was a fast take of burstin brains on yo dinner plates
You say you among greats? Among us you may be,
But that don't make you drake, or jay-Z, crazy?
Fuckin leave if you ain't, covering walls with red and it sure as hell ain't paint
J Blake, gonna say this, for your own sake, but come on admit it,
You're nothin but fake, (piece of cake)


Hi. I'm gone for two days and you replace me? No you ain't
J Blake respond

And I believe you said "big words don't have meaning 'less there's meaning behind em"? No fuckin ****

think your dope overdose on ephederine,,or was that bath salts I fed ta him ? ur washed up take your medicine , quit coughing up benalyn and think your sick
,flu over ya kennel n Bitch im a veteran , bin writing on ya mommas pussy , dont see the warning signs ,I was born a nine attached to this sword a mine , **** told ya i was gonna blow ya mind with a fourty 5 , Y? cause a four n 5 , add up,
noone knows where your coming from, u never had nuts
that cut between yo legs bin stabbed up
, n u think you slice bloody flows
,shiit we've sowed ya ass up , vag shut
bagged up in plastuck, ur double A ,
ima get charged with assault n battery
shocking , u gettin puffed up when prof hulking bags a weed
nuffs enough , put ya knucks up ,
god just raped you , yea u fucked up , dont know whats what
there a W on my hat , I aint playing games wario, im more evil
Id need a minus sign to divide this rhyme n be your equal
baby im killin um invetro , only time youve seen flows , when u were coming out my pee hole, **** ya fico , ima hit that T Fore more golf balls in that hole , then shiit in ya asshole
, im sorry, u need me to rap slow is that so ?
cause u think im a toilet artist with a fast flow , ur dense leave you black holed faster then a crack hoes crack bowl filled with half tokes a tobacco , u tried to go back home , you cant go back , u have no back bones, im just a rapping god jacking off these whack flows
, u have a millimeter peter we'll see how ******* far that goes,
couldnt get passed the pubic hair , when there ass is using nair
your whole styles got that stupid stare, just looks retarded

true that homie ;D

i think u'll like that last verse haha

good job wrathe ur improving

Thanks, I hope I can one day reach all of your levels when I reach your age. Thanks guys

J Blake, here's an idea, read from page 988 to now. Watch the story unfold. Do you want to have things go the wrong way?


*hint*
That was me

I'm no drake or hova
just a faithful soldier
you may just break over
from the weight of the great boulders
that i lay on your shoulders
my **** just got colder
You fuckin' dummy, just started rappping in october (checked you out a little lol)
this 'tough-guy' routine gets mighty old
as far as rhymers go
I suppose this is the weakest of your supposed fire flows
your style stays stagnant, man, mine just grows
to be equal you'd need a squadron with the largest of guns
a list of kids? not exactly, but you can tell i'm an army of one
scarring retarteds, going hard for fun
burn like stars or the sun,
get used to seeing me, guy, 'cus I'm far from done.

[What's up, man. Regardless of the asshole I am in my rhymes, I'm actually just having fun. I'm very aware I'm no rakim and I only pretend to be when I battle people for fun. Just want to make that clear before you get the wrong impression of me lol]

You started 2 days ago so what the **** are you getting at?

And why do people have a tendency to stalk me?

Yo gonna need that paddle
u stepped in to puss creek with this battle
Your bouts gonna sink
my lyrics or **** but urs have a far worst stink
Went to an orphanage to rape foster mamas
I then told munky to go to bambis house to rape fosters mama
Yo bambs tell sidney i said hey
Wait ill tell her tonight and ull hear about it everyday
Using his pen as a naughty toy
What not "satisfied" with ur girlfriend scotty boy
U mama shoulda aborted u
Like perry i twarted u
Im worst than a platypus if ur dr. Doof
Ill be the gunner and ull be proof
Even the professor couldnt teach u
Steven the hair dressor could defeat u
With ur brain no one could reach u
I dont no why ur girl would wanna meat u
Start beef but talkin balony
Aint no cheif ur a foney
Bitch below me
Go ahead keep talkin bout my tracks and poppin ****
Cuz in a year ull be runnin to stores coppin it
Wtp got a white trash party like what the poop
Only balls u got go through a basketball hoop
im like jaws and ur dinna
Only time ur raw is when i skinn ya
So good bye and so long
u thought u could win u were so wrong

I told u saggin niggas dark nova was back and who is dis bj i mean jb pussy

I made this account two days ago, yes. I used to go on this site back in 2006 under the name Hitman J (granted, I was terrible) and text battle. It was fun. I came back on a curious whim to see what would happen.
You, however, said for yourself you started in October. That's what I'm getting at.
And, btw, weren't you the one who told me to look you up? lol.

True... But just because I joined then, doesn't mean I started rapping then. And for somebody who's rapped for six years, I can beat you easily, and maybe go head-to-head tied at your best. I need to prove it though, C'mon, let's go,
ITS BATTLE TIME. ITS BATTLE TIME

ur annoying rap
sounds like crap
really u have no flo
did u just critizise try a lil mor
you have no game
ur daddy is the one to blame
ill drive by ur father
then bang ur mother
wadda u know u have brother
really u fools why u guyz bother
u guys are no challenge for a pro
in the real world youll sound kind of slow
dont reply just shut up skip this page N go
ur a peice of **** dissed and wrapped inside a bag
im a thug angel and im the one who created swag
ill try to diss you more
talking bout how yo motha is a whore
giving me a lapdance in the dance floor
this is DuckNBullets11 rapping
wrote this **** while i was crapping
im gone
this rap is also done
...............zavalalalalalala ........... ... comming soon my freind pedro(Hobo)

i might gag on the sight of this light fag
flow's quite bad,
the **** I write's got you stuck like a slight lag
you had better off waving the white flag
but I see common sense is no consequence, probably since
obstacles stock up , slowly clogging up your confidence
i'm a prophet, you got skeletons in the closet,
taking off like rocket ships
you claim brilliance but i'm not convinced

short and simple..... not a bad flow but basic rhymes...wasnt a good verse, add some multies

Haha trust me, I haven't been rapping consistently from 2006 (as you can probably tell). I havent rhymed in years, man. Like I said, I'm having fun.

And why don't you respond to the rhyme I just dropped to you? consider it my battle piece.

And check this link

http://able2know.org/topic/33349-1000

that was you saying you just started rap. It was the 27th of October then. Not to say your full of ****, but you don't have to put on the hardass act for me man. I could care less. (Yes, I did behoove myself to prove my case. Not that it matters. object through rhyming, don't bother explaining the situation_

ya keep sayin "lol", and at the same time tryna prove you sick
but ill kick ya in the uterus, and you'll prolly STILL laugh
cause ya used to it, you stupid bitch, thinkin we losin it
take ya rhymes and get the **** of this site man, you ruinin it
ya lines aint ****, they jusst half ass
thinkin ya sick, but when i spit,ya need a gas mask
fuckin ya ma in the ass "aftermath" class
what's the matter ya "nerd"?
ya keep makin up ****, pretending "madder" is a word
thought i was leavin ya hangin, well im bout to raise up the nuse
imma take it up with you, i wake up at noon
**** ya girl at 2, to inform you
the only reason i didnt respond right away is cause i had work to do
you worthless fool, prolly thinkin you got us all mad you
nah, but if you gon come in with that attitude
this is how we greet you
and i can tell you got my name down, oh hi nice to meet you
and i KNOW i fuckin suck at battle rappin
but how the **** do i continue to beat you?
chop ya up in to peices and eat you
and i know you'll give in to me dude
give it a week or two, whatcha deal dude?
ya mad cause ya finally faced the fact that if we all put our hands down ya pants we still wouldnt feel you?
and if i DO decide to kill you, i aint gonna randomly pop ya or pac ya
cause since your soooo interested in my name, i might just put ya in a "lineup"
not aimin for ya head, nah right for ya vagina
then come back and pick pocket ya five bucks
ya right punk you aint no "rakim", you prolly influenced by tyga
i know deep inside ya like us, but that white stuff ya sniffin got ya illusions goin psycho, you hyped up
maybe ya close minded, maybe you WERE fly but nose dived in
**** that you just inconsiderate idiot you little bitch
you belong in the dirt, man why you all pissy?
cause you wanna hit me? or are you done to ya last straw like whitney?
ha god awful lines, thats funny, **** you too you gay
no pun intended but i love you too babe..


you prolly think that was 9th grade too...

the names bami, not bambino.. i was a young lad when i made this account..

but j blake.. sounds straight. HOLLA