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Creative ideas to turn your woman on

 
 
Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2016 06:57 pm
Im in a LDR and things have become too predictable etc. same ole buying dinner and maybe watch a movie. Do you ladies and or gentlemen have any great ideas on high to spice things up? What could i guy do to turn you on over the phone , instead of dinner and movies....Please help!!!
 
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Linda12
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2016 11:08 pm
@beyondsight,
Just remember your tongue is stronger than your rod.
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tony5732
 
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Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2016 12:41 pm
@beyondsight,
HIBACHI. Those little Asian steakhouses where they slice and dice the food in front of you. It's a little pricey, but way cooler than "dinner". Also if you guys are going to go out to eat all the time make an adventure out of it and go somewhere new every time. Blue man group, jump off a plane, visit your nearest major city and walk around in circles, kayaking, camping, horsback riding, shooting, SEX GAMES, golfing, etc.
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Cheers2You
 
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Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2016 05:09 am
Turn her on over the phone? Like with sexy messages and sexy talk right? If that's what you meant, then I would suggest you send her random text messages throughout the day that'll make her feel beautiful and sexy. Not the "What are you wearing" kind. But more like, "Hey beautiful, hope you're thinking of me, because I can't stop thinking about you". It's cheesy but it works.

And then you can practice your seductive talk (and voice) for night conversations. I'm sure there's a YouTube video to teach you. Smile
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kumaramit
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 05:40 am
@beyondsight,
Give her a sex pill with cold drink or with any other drink .This is the shortest method to do and if you want another way to do then you can foreplay with her and many more .
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 06:40 am
How about a bit of role play? She could dress up as a prison officer while you slop out.
Eliusa
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 12:13 pm
@izzythepush,
Classic ...stupid !
What kind of women are you dealing with?
Wait why am I asking? I know! Yuck
Krumple
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 01:40 pm
@Eliusa,
Eliusa wrote:

Classic ...stupid !
What kind of women are you dealing with?
Wait why am I asking? I know! Yuck


Its the only way izzy can continue to slob in the mud..
Eliusa
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 05:00 pm
@Krumple,
Yeah. Mud is his lube! Lol
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Krumple
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2016 05:32 pm
@beyondsight,
beyondsight wrote:

Im in a LDR and things have become too predictable etc. same ole buying dinner and maybe watch a movie. Do you ladies and or gentlemen have any great ideas on high to spice things up? What could i guy do to turn you on over the phone , instead of dinner and movies....Please help!!!


Take out the trash and/or do the dishes without being asked.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 06:38 am
@izzythepush,
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M817896987c45119910526172fac6295do0%26pid%3D15.1&f=1
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 07:00 am
@bobsal u1553115,
So much stuff shoots over their heads they're practically subterranean.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 09:55 am
@izzythepush,
As we say here in the 'States: ''Screw 'em, they can't take a joke.''
Eliusa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 03:04 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
He can't make a joke. Tis is why he can't take a joke.
BTW OP was asking a question.
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Eliusa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 03:11 pm
@beyondsight,
Sorry thread got de-railed.
Ty to write sexy script. And read it to her.
Women love with ears.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 05:44 pm
@izzythepush,
http://able2know.org/topic/332166-1#post-6279566

Now I get it. We stumbled into an English lesson.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 11:58 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Most of her posts a like that, like something a backward child would write. Racists are stupid.
Eliusa
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 02:56 pm
@izzythepush,
And you can't keep out!
I know I have this effect on people...
roger
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 04:31 pm
@Eliusa,
Boy Howdy! Everybody is more likely.
Eliusa
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2016 04:34 pm
@roger,
What? I don't get these kind of posts!
Everybody is more likely what roger?
 

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