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Things to Wish Upon Your Enemies

 
 
Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2016 07:35 am
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2016 07:58 am
A hangnail all day long.
A printer that runs out of ink two minutes after they spent an hour buying print paper.
Check engine light coming on the same day inspection sticker expires.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2016 08:57 am
Noticing just a bit too late that the toilet paper roll in the public restroom is empty.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2016 10:56 am
@edgarblythe,
A state of being unquenchably hangry all day long.
Glennn
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2016 11:21 am
@tsarstepan,
Terminal constipation.
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Foofie
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2016 01:04 pm
Wish them no harm. Do nothing hostile. Just outlive them. And, avoid them.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2016 07:11 am
Foofie
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luke21
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2016 08:53 am
@edgarblythe,
For my enemies I just want to annoy them. I wish - their slippers would snap at every 10 or 20 foot steps.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2016 09:01 am
@luke21,
luke21 wrote:

For my enemies I just want to annoy them. I wish - their slippers would snap at every 10 or 20 foot steps.

Laughing Bravo!
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