Look what I just got in the mail /gasp

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I just got this in the mail from the FI who is presently in Iraq. Had a little note inside that said, "what I want you to wear on the honeymoon."

I think he did a good job.

I'm what they call a plain jane. Or as I said before, an Olive Oyl look-a-like. If it isn't a cotton sports bra or boycut undies, then it's not in my drawers. However, I told him I wish I had sexy stuff (since I can't afford it myself).

Curious to know what the other two packages are that he said he sent. He must be bored ..........and horny.

I love these!

http://www.designerintimates.com/Photos/9283_n.jpg

This in both red and black

http://www.designerintimates.com/Photos/52574_n.jpg

and then this in purple

http://www.designerintimates.com/Photos/70203_n.jpg

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Robert Johnson wrote " A woman is like a dresser there's always somebody going through her drawers."..well never mind that.
His lengerie-sense is breathtaking

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I think in return, I am going to give him t his for our wedding day "gift exchange."

I think it's only fair after how much he spent on the above.

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Lover's Paintbox

Enjoy your own masterpiece! Finding your inner Michelangelo with the Lover's Paintbox from the Kama Sutra Company is easy and sweet. These rich, silky chocolates have been created to brush on and lick off. Beautifully packaged in a flip-top box, this chocolate lover's fantasy includes one jar each of milk, dark and white chocolate and a paintbrush to inspire creativity.

http://images.della.com/images-d/catalog/live/1/product/9/84637802.jpg

http://wedding.weddingchannel.com/catalog/product_detail.asp?pn=1&pageid=wedding_shop&uid=1135&pid=84089113#

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That is such a cool idea. Tell me, have you made any plans for your bachelorette party?

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Are you offering to dance for me? Embarrassed

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I bet Slappy would roll in chocolate and chopped nuts and dance for you as "crazy naked chocolate sundae guy". Wonder where he'd put the cherry?

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Hardly...snicker. Although I'll be glad to send you a quote for our band playing at the reception...pssst...gotta get there before Bi Polar Bear.

Seriously just wondering how important the bachel. party is to a young lady.

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panzade, I'd love to have a cool band to play at our booze filled reception, but we can only afford an old Japanese lady to do it. Imagine that. She'll be rocking us into the night. Hopefully she doesn't dance. That would be a sight.

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Wonder where he'd put the cherry?

I spit up my SmartStart cereal reading that.

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Looks like you'll be having quite a fun honeymoon! Congrats!

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Yeah, I think Jo is extremely ready for this next adventure in life. He's a lucky guy.

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These crack me up.

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Belgian milk chocolate heart with non-edible red elastic string attachments for him to wear. As soon as he puts on this thong, the heat from his body will begin to melt the chocolate heart. She will join in. This is a thong for two people to enjoy. Soon there will be no need for a thong. (String is not edible)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/chr1stiangal/chocolatethong.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/chr1stiangal/chocolatethongf.jpg

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Ooh, messy!

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That's more of something you videotape and send to "America's funniest home movies" or whatever.

I can't imagine that being something serious and sensual. Just imagining a man in that ....nevermind.

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It's gettin' HOT in here! Whooo! Someone crank up the AC I think I'm going to melt!

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Grrrls, there's no reason to feel constrained. Me and Gus 'n Slappy 'n Kicky 'n Set 'n Farmer Man 'n...will just wait right here while you carry on. I promise! No peeking!

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LOL I'm just thinking of the cleaning staff at the honeymoon hotel, coping with the, er, unlicked stuff (hey, you might not be obsessively neat about eliminating all of it before getting to the main event).

Seriously, the lingerie looks lovely.

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panzade, Set has NOT received clearance to play with you boys Evil or Very Mad

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Damn! I keep forgettin he's got a spy in here. Notice I was smart enough not to mention Bi Bear?
Squinney's already warned me.

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hehehehehe

poor Set and BPB - they never know where we might appear. Cool

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LOL I'm just thinking of the cleaning staff at the honeymoon hotel, coping with the, er, unlicked stuff (hey, you might not be obsessively neat about eliminating all of it before getting to the main event).

laf.

Question: I'm not an experienced kink o' freak, so tell me... where do you suggest we do this?

Surely not on the hotel's expensive sheets? In front of the body length mirror in the bathroom? Our private balcony, maybe?

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Look what I just got in the mail /gasp

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