What do you say to women you want to have sex with?

How many martinis can you handle?







That's a joke.

"And what do people look for in women when wanting to have sex?"

She should have a kitchen full of implements and the physical strength to lift a fully grown man wearing a gimp suit..

"DO YOU TAKE VISA?"

Hello.



Acquiescence.

I say, "please!"

I just give my wife that sexy look and she immediately responds with "Oh God!" Of course, for some reason she always adds "not again" after the oh God part, but I ignore that for obvious reasons.

I've known some men who say it increases their chances greatly if they only hit on blind women. So you might want to give that a try.

I tend to have a few dates before I have sex with a woman. If I am interested, generally after the second date there will be some physical contact. After a few more dates generally there is more and more physical contact until it is clear that we both want to have sex.

I think everyone is different as far as what we want in a woman. You have noticed that there are unique things you like in a man. Men and woman aren't different in that respect.

I look for a partner who is intelligent as hell, have a sense of humor and patient enough up with me. Other people want different things.

brace yourself...

Come on a my house, baby.

"Hi, my name is Max."

I'm a woman, hard to tell from my screen name.

I've had a few situations where the urge for immediate sex was yes. (hello, this is normal). On one occasion it was near hilariously wrong, talk about regret.
On another, it was how the guy became my husband.

What to say?
do you know how to talk?
do you understand women are people?
Do you know how to talk in regular life?
Do you know how to express what you think?
Women are people you can talk with.

More wine, my dear?

that won't work with women who detest wine

"Are the kids asleep?"

Yes, d-d-d-d-d dad.

Another margarita, my dear?

pssst, edgar, martinis work faster.....

Ha!

Reminds me of a line of Paul Newman's in the movie "Blaze"

The stripper Blaze Starr asks Gov. Lewis (Newman) why he wanted to make love with his boots on...

"Get better traction that way"

I don't know any women around here that have even tasted a martini.