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Judaism

 
 
Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 03:14 pm
how did Gudaism shape the culture of Jews in the Diaspora
 
neologist
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 06:35 pm
@ariella41,
What's Gudaism?
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 06:38 pm
@neologist,
Quote:
@ariella41,
What's Gudaism?


Mis-spelled!!!!

Goudaism.

Its the worship of a cheese from Holland.
neologist
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 08:16 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Cheesy crust!
I like my pizza with mozzarella.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 08:31 pm
What a friend we have in cheeses.
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neologist
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 08:45 pm
@ariella41,
OK, seriously.
I think we all know you meant to write Judaism.
First, would you tell us what is your concept of Judaism?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 09:01 pm
I love this thread. Wink
neologist
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2016 09:25 pm
@cicerone imposter,
I hope we didn't scare ariella41 away
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saab
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 05:43 am
@neologist,
You could have googled it
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gudaism

Honestly it sounds very strange....
I cedertianly would prefer goudaism in some form
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 06:02 am
@saab,
saab wrote:

You could have googled it
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gudaism

Honestly it sounds very strange....
I cedertianly would prefer goudaism in some form


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/hehe.gif OK, if I were to join this religion, would I be a Gud or a Gudaist???

Also, would I get to wear a funny hat and chant things that nobody else can understand? I gotta know...
Olivier5
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 06:10 am
@ariella41,
If I can try a serious take to the question, Jewish diaspora cultures are pretty much inseparable from Judaism, joined at the hip.

A more interesting question would be: how the surrounding cultures have influenced Jewish diaspora cultures. Eg the Jewish andalusian music and its relationship with Arabic music and flamenco; the connection between Jewish klezmer and Gypsie music in central Europe, etc. Even the rize of Zionism is related to the French revolution, German unification, and the invention of nationalism as a European political philosophy.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 06:10 am
@saab,
All it takes is a ritual bath in what followers (called 'cheese heads):

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweb.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2Fcheesehead.jpg&f=1


take in what is called the 'baptismal fondue':

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.hayneedle.com%2Fmgen%2Fmaster%3ABOSK013.jpg&f=1
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 06:13 am
@FBM,
Quote:
if I were to join this religion, would I be a Gud or a Gudaist???


Funny, you don't look Guish.
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 06:15 am
@bobsal u1553115,
I'm only half Guish. The Gud half...
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 06:25 am
@saab,
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=529657

Religious groups in Szczuropolis
42% Amalgamated Cheesetianity and Cheeselam
19% Polycaseistic
12% Goudaism
11% Quarkers
4% Cheddaroastrian
4% Halloumithraists
4% Stilton bluddhist
3% Quesocoatl faith
1% Lactose Intolerant
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saab
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 06:47 am
@FBM,
To answer your serious question I think this is correct
As Gud in Scandinavian languages means God you would be a Gudist.
You do not wear a funny hat.
Learn Danish as it is spoken in Jutland and chant and I tell you - nobody will understand you.
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 07:07 am
@saab,
Seems like a sure thing that nobody would understand me. I suck at foreign languages. I only have a couple that I'm conversant in. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/eusa_shifty.gif
saab
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 07:39 am
@FBM,
When you are a GUDIST
you also have be a NUDIST
but never be a real SADIST
nor ever be a nasty RASIST
you can be a nice ARTIST
or if you like it a STILIST
you´ll never be a GARDIST
but allowed is a JURIST
life is extremely TRIST
when you are a PESSIMIST
so as a Gudist you will become an OPTIMIST
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 08:03 am
@saab,
Ah. OK. That is.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 12:49 pm
@saab,
Nudist becomes an Optimist; skip all the middle stuff. Wink
 

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