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Thu 16 Jan, 2003 10:33 pm
"Send someone over quickly!"
the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up
toward my bedroom window!"
"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to
transfer you to the Police Department."
"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"
YA'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW ... YA HEAR