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Fri 6 Aug, 2004 03:44 am
Edit [Moderator]: Moved from General to Humor.
I propose a franchise of this operation in every city, every town, around the world:
http://www.flatuphobia.com/
Where do you FIND these things???????
In Australia-land apparently.
Hmmmmmmm .... I'm wondering how you came across this, Cav. Checking out flatulence on the internet?
Okay, I'll fess up. I wanted to start a bathroom humour thread in Jokes, and happened to find this site while browsing.
Seems an interesting little club, though ..... :wink:
That poor woman. She seems to be thinking
What fresh flatulence hell is this?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That poor woman. She seems to be thinking
What fresh flatulence hell is this?
Oh yes, absolutely, which only emphasizes the importance of this 'movement'.
Strange, isn't it? Farting has been around since the year dot ... But we're still not used to it & it still causes massive discomfort when caught in the act! .... What is it about this natural, smelly function that causes so much embarrassment?
msolga caused me to wonder when she wrote:What is it about this natural, smelly function that causes so much embarrassment?
I've never heard anyone refer to George Bush as a "function"
Bush also appears constipated in photos quite frequently.
Anyone remember Mr. Methane? I saw him perform the Blue Danube once.
I would like to call Mr. Methane a personal friend, but sadly I'm just a fan, a very windy fan.
I'm out of the clique; who IS Mr. Methane? Is he elusive?
I am all for flatuphobia. Like the ideal of freedom, it has persisted through thick and thin. It is a pillar of society.
Elusive... er, no. He's rather hard to miss in his shiny green "Mr. Methane" super hero outfit (complete with cape). He's a performer of a different sort. You can find him (if you really want to) at
www.mrmethane.com
Yes, by his own words he puts the 'art' in 'fart'.
i thought flatulence was akin to masturbation; nobody actually does it!
Do they?
How....? What....? Which...? Where...?
Nobody farts where you live? Nobody masturbates where you live?
OK, I'm confused!!
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