Expired Condoms

So long as no one asks to lend a hand.
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I'm sorry I said that

No you're not.

Bankers do it... (I love The Register's headlines)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/18/barclaycard_launches_bpay/

I was 25 years old before I was kissed, and then I found that I preferred a quick one off the wrist.

Ivor Biggun

Using expired condoms is very risky, there is a chance of skin infection in private parts for both partner, so why to use expired condom,

It' incredibly risky, especially if you don't ask yourself how many times you have had sex with yourself. Dear God, think of the horrible scenarios!!!!!!!! You will be ashamed every time some sharp eyed individual asks you why one fore arm is 6 inches larger in diameter than the other. You could actually DIE of shame.

Always practice safe self sex.

The risk of expired condom is, like getting pregnant, infections and other STD.

I am profoundly confused. Has the definition of 'masturbate' changed????

Not really, the only problem with expired condoms is when you make sex with a girl you might get her pregnant since condom is expire in other words if condom is expired wont work in most cases if you used to play with your monkey don't worry nothing should be wrong.

Just for curiosity how long that expired?

The rubber o-rings failed and caused a Shuttle disaster so there's a valuable lesson there..