Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2015 04:09 pm
I have a real problem,i found a couple of expired condoms the other day & i need to know if there are any health risks to using it to masturbate with. Plz Help
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2015 04:15 pm
@The-Great-Gogmazios,
Welcome to a2k.
We have all the information we need.
Thanks
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2015 04:19 pm
@The-Great-Gogmazios,
The real risk of expired condoms would be getting someone pregnant or getting a disease from a sexual partner if the condom fails.

Neither of these risks is present when you are masturbating (although I am not exactly sure how or why anyone would use a condom to masturbate). I don't see how using an expired condom has any risk as long as no other person is involved.
neologist
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2015 04:23 pm
@maxdancona,
I have this image in my mind of someone rummaging through the nether recesses. Where/how does one discover such a find?
Scary
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2015 10:27 pm
@The-Great-Gogmazios,
Why did someone tag this thread "sicko masturbator". Masturbation is a pretty normal human behavior (and is common in other species as well).

The people who don't masturbate are demonstrating abnormal behavior.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2015 11:09 pm
@maxdancona,
Oh crap Max, didn't you see a "holy ****" when the OP was worried about the expiration date of CONDOMS, but the last time I checked, it was OK to have unprotected sex with your very own hand.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 07:58 am
@glitterbag,
What's wrong with just answering the question seriously?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 08:43 am
@glitterbag,
Don't waste your time, like most narcissists, Max does not have a sense of humour.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 08:44 am
Btw, wanking with a johnny is nothing new. It used to be called a posh wank.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 08:44 am
@izzythepush,
I behind Izzy is following me now.
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Tes yeux noirs
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 08:46 am
Why would anybody want to wank into a rubber johnny unless they had some "issues", and why would they pretend not to understand what the expiry date means, unless they had some more, and why post it on here unless they had still more?
Tes yeux noirs
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 08:48 am
@izzythepush,
Quote:
a posh wank

I thought that was with a sock.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 08:49 am
@Tes yeux noirs,
Maybe it's just a way of meeting fellow weirdos with similar issues, you know ones who take this thread seriously.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 08:51 am
@Tes yeux noirs,
No, a sock's just for people too mean to buy tissue paper.

Btw, did you see Peep Show the other night? It was brilliant, one of the funniest episodes yet.
Tes yeux noirs
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 09:32 am
@izzythepush,
Quote:
did you see Peep Show the other night?

I have never watched it. I sort of assumed it would too "young people" oriented and I wouldn't like it, but I thought that about League of Gentlemen and when I actually watched the first episode I was hooked. Plus the Mrs says she wants to start watching Peep Show.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 10:21 am
@Tes yeux noirs,
It's well worth it, and you don't have to have watched the previous episodes to get what's going on. The character of SuperHans is comic genius.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 10:51 am
@maxdancona,
maxdancona wrote:

What's wrong with just answering the question seriously?



I did answer seriously.
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neologist
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 12:58 pm
I know it's not even a day, but. . .
Has the Great G Gone?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 01:23 pm
@neologist,
Gone for a wank, he's got a lot of condoms to get through.
Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2015 01:29 pm
@The-Great-Gogmazios,
why why must I ask --- what is the need of condoms if you are along...
 

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