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Two-Sentence Horror Stories Of All Time

 
 
Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:33 am
Alrighty!

Compose a two sentence horror story for this Halloween weekend! Get some inspiration here if you like.

My first volley:
Quote:
Out of the midnight fog, a blood curdling scream echoed down the dank and dark trash-filled alley. "I'm lactose intolerant and I specifically asked the barista for almond milk in my pumpkin spice latte!"
 
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:37 am
@tsarstepan,
Received my mobile bill. It's from ComCast.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:38 am
@DrewDad,
Almost peed my pants there! Neutral
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:38 am
@DrewDad,
A horrible wreck on the road! Added 15 minutes to my commute.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:39 am
@DrewDad,
New coffee service for the office. Only dark roast.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:40 am
@DrewDad,
Hold on there! We have to wait 41 seconds before we can post another of your posts in case you are a robot or spammer.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:42 am
@DrewDad,
Turns out that McDonald's uses human meat harvested from city morgues across the nation in their burgers. "Hey, I can get 3 Big Macs from the 99 cent menu and still have change left over."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:43 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

Hold on there! We have to wait 41 seconds before we can post another of your posts in case you are a robot or spammer.

Dang! That's scary stuff! Mad
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:46 am
@tsarstepan,
Soylent Green is people! Still better than McDonalds.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:47 am
@DrewDad,
Browsing Able2Know. Ignore list not working.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:52 am
@DrewDad,
Kid's soccer team needs a coach. I was volunteered by my wife.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:53 am
@DrewDad,
Accidentally swallowed a fly. Now I have to look up the WeightWatcher points.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 07:57 am
You guys are way too good!

I'm speechless.

Wait, wait...that's IT! That's my horror story.
The set-up:
I'm imagining meeting in person comedy writer/producer Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld's originator and main writer). I am standing in front of him speechless.

All I can say (in true Honeymooner's Ralph Kramden tradition) is:
"Hama-hamma-hamma-hamma"!
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 08:00 am
@Ragman,
Heard a noise on Christmas Eve and shot Santa in the balls. Now I'm on the naughty list.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 08:01 am
@DrewDad,
Got some rain last night. Now I'll have to mow.
rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 08:02 am
@tsarstepan,
What's that stuck to the bottom of my shoe? It's not poo.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 08:02 am
@DrewDad,
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 08:03 am
@rosborne979,
My toddler's in the bathroom. He just said "oops."
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 08:13 am
@DrewDad,
Five o'clock, and time to go home! Boss stops me and has "a quick question."
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 11:18 am
@DrewDad,
My brother calls and tells me he's "just leaving." I'm pulling up to the restaurant where we're supposed to have lunch.
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