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Two-Sentence Horror Stories Of All Time

 
 
George
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 11:41 am
I told my wife that my doctor said my heart was healthy enough for sex.
She said, "I want a second opinion."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 12:09 pm
@George,
Suddenly silent blackness overtook me while I was watching The Shining on my iPhone 4s. No wifi or cell signal!
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 01:00 pm
@tsarstepan,
Today on the way to the kitchen I stepped in a turd. We don't have any pets.
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George
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 01:08 pm
I glugged down a refreshing glass of apple juice I found in the fridge.
My wife said, "Have you seen my urine sample?"
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 01:39 pm
The alarm sounded, signalling the start of work at Nike's Dhaka plant. Another day, another dollar.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 05:15 pm
PC Load Letter. PC Load Letter????
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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2015 05:29 pm
I "forced" the kids into a two-sentence horror story competition at school today. I'll bring back some cute ones.

First prize: Lash brings them lunch one day, or they get to blow class and hang in the media center one day. I loved reading their entries.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2015 11:22 pm
@Lash,
Tweeted that I ironically love Nickelback the band. Realized I forgot to add a winkie emoticon and that my followers really don't know my last tweet was sarcastic.
Lash
 
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Reply Sun 1 Nov, 2015 07:01 am
@tsarstepan,
gruesome!
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 08:41 pm
@Lash,
Its a breath mint. Actually Its a suppository
glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2015 11:58 pm
@farmerman,
Damn these suppositories. For all the good they do, I may have well have stuck them up my butt.

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George
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2015 05:29 am
Gluten?
Gluten.
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doglovergymnast13
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 01:41 am
@tsarstepan,
I woke up to hear a breathing coming from somewhere in the room, I held my breath and realised it wasn't mine. I live aline
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