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Wed 28 Jul, 2004 06:11 pm
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday
and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing
my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have
a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say
good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives
for you, the children will remember..
The children came in to breakfast and
didn't say a word. So when I left for
the office, I was feeling pretty low
and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary
Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy
Birthday". And I felt a little better
that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked
on my door and said, "You know, it's such
a beautiful day outside, and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest
thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead
we went out to a private little place. We had
two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We
don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go
into the bedroom and slip into something
more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about
six minutes, she came out carrying a huge
birthday cake -----followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ---- naked.
For a moment I thought you were serious!
suzy, Did you at least get a good laugh?
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