The end is today (Apparently)

thats cause all of those things dont even exist

Also, there's no way to predict what kinda crap the next bible-thumping whacktard is going to claim.

This is why I love good ol' Christians and why I can't live without them.
Because my life would be so boring and I would look like most insane person if there wasn't good ol' Christians with their crazy bs to make me laugh and make me look sane compared to them lol

P.S. **** I have 'Red' in my name, so by Christian's logic I'm devil? -insert evil laughter here-

Proof that Christians don't read the Bible all the way through, the date of Armageddon is right at the end!

Revelation 22:20
Amen come lord Jesus 21 May

Duh!

Alternatively, there could be a smallish meteor which wipes out the television studio in which a holy roller is predicting the end of the world for next year. His world would end right there.

If something like that would happen, it would be proof for me that:
a) there IS a god, and
b) we share the same sense of humour.