The end is today (Apparently)

My guess is that the bible-thumping wingnuts who trick credulous dimwits into believing crap like this already have a laundry list of excuses to pull out the next day when everybody wakes up and the world is still here.

Decent folks? You are unreightous and unworthy. We all are.

You see how it is care that I come with? You come with hate. What's the difference between me as a Christian and you as ... Whatever?

It's Thursday October 8th here in Oz, and we're all still here.
So you'll probably all survive the day as well.

Yeah, but we have 6 1/2 hours to go here in Seattle.
Getting nervous.

Try not to stress too much. I'm reasonably confident that you will make it.

It's 21:22 hours EST. Not much in terms of bells tolling.

It's already tomorrow here in Korea, so you guys can relax. I looked out the window and didn't see any Armageddon or rapture or whatever they think the Babble is telling them.

Is every Christian a Jehovah's Witness?

You say i come with hate, and yet you've said "You are unreightous [sic] and unworthy. We all are." You're the only one here spreading hate, self-hate included. I suggest your time could be better spent studying the English language, with an emphasis on orthography, than playing the holy roller spiritual leader.

I woke up today with a sinus headache. I blame the Rapture.

Dangit, I didn't bother taking the trash out last night and now I am going to have an extra weeks worth of trash to deal with. Thanks rapture.

I had to pretend to teach 4 hours of class today because of that damned no-show.

<tap tap tap>

is anyone else here?

am I alone?

And I drank up all the beer.

Dangit! I keep missing these days.
I wonder how many I have missed already in my lifetime. Sigh. Ok, well, perhaps grab a calendar and jot down the next ones then... how many times is the world going to end in the next year, give or take?

OK OK, we made a mistake with the math. IT shoulda been bet TIMES gimmel, not PLUS.

OY what a GESHPOOKEM.

SO, we have a new date for the END of the WOILD.

Its next TUESDAY. fire and flames, pestilence and all the bad ****, be there.

And in the meantime, two "doomsday" asteroids just whizzed by and even the end-times crowd were out of the loop. I'm staying tuned in with NASA, thanks.

we will have no asteroids whack us until we get this Bible thing out of the way.

Either that, or we'll have a lot of 'rapturists' do some furious calculations to get their math right when an asteroid hits, just so they can proclaim: 'I told you so!'' while everybody is dying.

I just hope that if an asteroid strikes, it's on that exact moment of time that just DOESN'T fit in any prediction about when the world is going to end... I could truly appreciate the irony of the world ending in a massive ball of flame, with all the 'rapturists' proclaiming this can't be happening, since it's not on par with their calendar.

Mark 13:32