Before your brain gets clogged with puns, you should CEASE playing on a2k.
It is a wise idea to cease talking when you have run out of INTERESTING things to say.
Interesting people are ALWAYS interested people.
Anyone who says they always do something should BEWARE of being proved wrong.
Beware of Get Rich Quick schemes, you are likely to wind up poorer FASTER.
The faster you blow your nose, the more snot you DISLODGE.
After making a social gaffe, dislodge your foot from your mouth in as delicate a manner as POSSIBLE.
It is not possible to lick your ELBOW and drink a pint of beer at the same time.
Elbows, elbows on the table! This is not a horse's STABLE.
Many people find a stable relationship boring, and an unstable one UNTENABLE.
Cheating spouses are untenable; they should be SHOT.
Given a shot of coffee, anyone can be CIVIL at breakfast.
Civil unrest is a sign of a BAD government.
If you are tempted to do something bad, remember the FAIRY stories you were told as a child.
A fairy a day keeps the CONSERVATIVES away.
If you are not liberals at the age of 20, you are scoundrels, if not conservatives at the age of 40, FOOLS
There are more fools than gentlemen.
More speed, less ENJOYMENT.
Enjoyment is life's best REWARD.
A LOVELY truffle is a reward for the mouth and a curse for the hips.
