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A rose is a lovely way to APOLOGIZE.
Just because you apologize doesn't mean the injured party isn't still feeling ANGRY.
Being angry when a loved one OFFENDS you is a true sign of caring.
If someone tries to offend you, make sure he doesn't have the SATISFACTION of knowing you are offended.
The satisfaction of cashing your first paycheque is INDESCRIBABLE
No free man actually died of indescribable BOREDOM.
When boredom sets in, it is best to start HUMMING old show tunes.
If someone's offkey humming annoys you, it's okay to SMACK them.
Show me the child who doesn't need the occasional smack, and I'll show you a MONSTER in the making.
If there's a monster under the bed, it's okay to go sleep with your PARENTS.
Your parents were AMATEURS at child raising too.
We are considered amateurs if we haven't been around the BLOCK at least once.
The best way to cure writer's block is to write anything you can as long as it's NONSENSE.
Stuff and nonsense is what makes the WORLD go 'round.
If I had but world enough, and time, I'd go to MARS.
It is nonsense to suggest I can't write like SHAKESPEAR, I can cut and paste anyone
Mars is but one planet of THOUSANDS.
Thousands of people would give their EYETEETH for the chance to live in Vancouver.
When a babe cuts their eyeteeth, the WORD had better watch out.
A word from my mouth is akin to a freshly peeled ONION; Both make people cry.
