An Abbess makes sure that her underlings KEEP clean habits.
keep your sunny side up, then all your other bits are in the SHADE.
If one's NUTS are kept in the shade, they will never go dry and wrinkly.
A romp in the shade is worth two in the bush.
A romp in a mini's best DONE when you're skinny.
When all's said and done, a big bed's much more FUN!
It's all fun and games until someone CLOSES the window.
When one mouth closes, another MOUTH will surely open (loved the mini one Ellpus)
Never try to recite the alphabet WITH your mouth full, unless it is in the bedroom.
(thanks, smorgs)
With a bird in the hand, you will have a hard TIME buttoning your shirt.
Make time for FRIENDS, as you might need them to make time for you one day.
Friends are like acorns, some of them are empty SHELLS, some of them are nuts on the inside, and some will grow into a sturdy support system.
People are like SEA shells; the planet is littered with them, but each one is unique.
The sea reminds us that life is in a continual process of CHANGE.
To change one's mind is the mark of WISDOM, not inconsistency.
Bride's fathers at weddings usually think they are dispensing amusing wisdom, but in REALITY the speeches tend to be neither amusing nor wise.
Reality is what prevents people from achieving their FANTASIES.
Strong fantasies can help a sexually BORING partnership.
When a person is boring you, it's okay to go to SLEEP.
Always make up your mind to enjoy sleep and WAKING equally since we don't know which God tunes in to.
