Waking up noisily in the middle of someone's lecture is a boorish thing to do.
It is boorish to pick one's nose with a fork, and downright RUDE to pick someone else's nose with a fork.
A person who tries to pick someone's nose with a fork is rude, but a person who snores during someone's monologue is downright boorish.
Next topic?
He who nose most MOUTHS least.
A good actor can put on as many mouths as COSTUMES.
A good actress has as many costumes as COME her way.
He who comes first, goes FIRST.
First past the POST is what the bookies pay out on except when a stewards enquiry takes the softie's option.
A FULFILLING post and a fast buck makes no man unhappy.
A FULFILLING post and a fast buck makes no man unhappy.
If your life isn't fulfilling perhaps your DEATH can be.
The man on Death Row has freedom of SPIRIT.
First pick your spirit, then add your MIXER.
A Mixer in every KITCHEN and a leash for every dog.
He who strays into the kitchen may well find himself forced to CHOP vegetables.
If you knew then what you know now you would have BEEN for the chop.
What might have been is always better than WHAT was.
Never say "what" WHEN you can say "I beg your pardon Madame".
Never say 'when' when someone is pouring you a BRANDY.
If she's called Brandy-RUN.
