If there's a run in your STOCKING, take it off.
She who removes stockings before bedtime lays herself open to UNINVITED guests.
It would be remiss of any GENTLEMAN to attempt any manoevre regarding a lady uninvited.
A true gentleman always removes his TOPBOOTS in a lady's boudoir.
If the topboots don't fit, see to the UNDERSOCKS
A bachelor has CARPET undersocks.
If you have a magic carpet, USE it wisely
The more you use a cliche, the TIREDER it gets.
perhaps nobody thought TIREDER was a word
the tireder the person, the LESS work gets done.
