I like nothing more than a day with NOTHING to do.
Nothing puts a prospective lover off so much as fetid BREATH.
Fresh cut FLOWERS add a breath of Spring to a home.
A simple BOUQUET of flowers is all a girl needs.
In some words it's very UPPERCLASS not to pronounce the T - such as bouquet, valet, chalet and teapot.
It's always better to be a real nobody rather than a fake somebody !
Ripleys believe it or NOT ?
If you are upperclass, it is your duty to provide EMPLOYMENT for the rest.
A person without employment is more BLESSED than he realises.
Being blessed is all that a MAN can ask.
Never go with a STRANGE man who offers you a lift, unless he's operating an elevator.
Strange as it may seem, I still refer to my flipflops as THONGS.
The smaller the thong, the BETTER.
Better still if the thong is small but the THING is large.
this post was written with toast.....
The thing about puns is you have to have INTELLIGENCE to understand them.
Intelligence is a very SEXY attribute.
If you think you look sexy in very tight pedal pushers, you're WRONG.
Going down the wrong way on the freeway could SHORTEN your life.
If you want to shorten a DRAINPIPE, cut it.
The drainpipe is the most obvious answer to a CLOGGED sink.
