An ignorant man is an uneducated ONE.
One may enjoy sex but TWO is better.
Two chocolates a day, keep the DOLDRUMS away.
When having a fit of the doldrums, make sure PEOPLE are noticing.
The more I see of people, the more I ADMIRE koala bears.
Koala Bears are nice to admire, but people are better to HUG.
Hug a tree, Kiss a Kid, and have a lollipop - it'll keep you YOUNG.
Young people are just as stupid as old ones but they have time to IMPROVE.
You can only improve if you were previously BAD at something.
Bad eggs and hysterical teenagers STINK.
Skunks would make greats PETS if only they didn't stink.
People who have pets often SMELL.
a FOX can smell it's own hole.
If someone tries to outfox you, LET them.
A CAT let out, gets gout.
Too many cats clog up the SYSTEM.
The best system for success is hard WORK.
Work is best left to OTHERS.
When one finds true LOVE, all the others vanish.
If you spend all your life waiting for love, you don't notice people you LIKE.
