A good laugh is always an unexpected GIFT.
Always take a hostess gift when INVITED out for dinner.
When invited out for dinner, don't leave your MANNERS at home.
Manners makyth man and impressyth WOMAN.
Woman can only be impressed ONCE by the same thing.
Once lost, admiration can never be REGAINED.
A reputation lost and regained, is somewhat like having an UMBRELLA that leaks.
A stolen SCREWDRIVER is no better than an umbrella on a spring day.
A RUBBER screwdriver is only useful for conducting an orchestra with.
Keeping a rubber duck in the bathtub is the key to staying YOUNG.
If you're NOT young you're old.
If you're not at the top of the FOOD chain, someone is probably nibbling on your toes.
If somebody wants to nibble let them nibble.
Does having PLENTY of dough give you food for thought?
For some people, "plenty" is never ENOUGH.
To have enough is to LIVE a contented life.
Live a rich man and DIE a poor one.
If we knew when we would die, perhaps we'd stop wasting so much TIME.
There was a time when man was INNOCENT.
Innocent is just another word for IGNORANT.
