It's anybody's GUESS where Waldo is.
Never guess when you can arm YOURSELF with the facts.
COUNT on yourself; no one else.
If you count your chickens BEFORE they've hatched, your goose may be cooked.
THINK before you tell someone your secrets!
When you can't think of an INTELLIGENT thing to say, try listening.
An intelligent man is a THOUGHTFUL one.
Some people are thoughtful and have HIDDEN depths; others have nothing to say and have hidden shallows.
The hidden truth is the one we must really SEARCH for.
You can search all you like for PARADISE, only to find you were in it all along.
Paradise is a STATE of mind.
A state funeral is only given to great heroes and great SCOUNDRELS.
Scoundrels are often the most interesting MEN.
An angry group of men are a real HANDFUL.
A handful of olives is worth two GLASSES of wine.
It's advisable not to play HOCKEY when wearing glasses.
Hockey and lacrosse were both INVENTED as a substitute for warfare.
God invented man so that women would always have a topic of CONVERSATION.
If you are thinking of having a conversation with a werewolf, make sure it's DAYLIGHT.
Before tying the knot have a GOOD look in the daylight.
